TheShaneCo. Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 There is no easy way to say this... I am having an affair with my roommates cat. Whenever he leaves, soon as the door closes she is on my lap looking for affection (petting nothing else pet pervs). When he comes back.. She's gone like the wind acting like nothing happened.. Any one else encountered such a thing? She's on my lap right now btw. (/no beasty) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted January 15, 2008 Author Share Posted January 15, 2008 i havent told him either... does this make me a bad friend/roommate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 STOP MAKING THREADS FAG 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q666 Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 STOP MAKING THREADS FAG epic win :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted January 15, 2008 Author Share Posted January 15, 2008 yeah.. i concede defeat... I'll never make another one.. i suck at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oddio1 Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 actually i thought this was one of the better pointless threads i have seen... weather its a joke or not, i kinda know what he means, in a completely non sexual way... 'she's on my lap right now' HAHAAH funny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 you are really cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-_67_- Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 cats can be slutty. there's nothing weird about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 I actually kinda enjoy this thread, no beasty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted January 15, 2008 Author Share Posted January 15, 2008 well if not every one hates this thread i'll try to take pics of whats going on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oddio1 Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 that might be taking it too far.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted January 15, 2008 Author Share Posted January 15, 2008 ^^ Truth; if i was fucking the cat... but im hoping i can get a pic of the cat jumping off my lap as soon as my front door opens.... We'll see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twistedthoughts Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Dude, that cat is playing you like the bitch you are. When it's main source of love and affection (your roommate) is home, you ain't shit. The second he walks out the door, the cat goes to you for some lovin'. And you lap it up like a stupid whore. Cat: 1 You: -999999999999^999999 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted January 15, 2008 Author Share Posted January 15, 2008 lol... I guess i never thought of a house pet playing me for the bitch that i am... In that case, how do i get revenge on that heartless cat bitch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anotherwhitekidwithabeard Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 you could start by not trying to be witty and/or funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 here's what you do. When the cat jumps on your lap, grab it by the scruff of it's neck, pick em up and just hold it there looking at it for a minute. Then tell it that it hurt your feelings and that your going to have to end everything. Do it now, don't lead the poor cat on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 My dog is my stepmom. /nobeastiality....i hope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 its so creepy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tear1personality Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 i'm not sure where to go with this one.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 you dont even know the half of it. that dog loves my shit though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Dumielle Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 My roomate does some shit with my cat. Actually it's my room mates girl. When i'm not home, she locks the cat in his room so she can have it all to herself. But as soon as I come home his door opens a crack and my cat comes shooting out. Jokes on her dumbass though. Because when she's locked in his room, she has no litter box, therefore uses his blankets. I saw him doing his laundry the other day and he told me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrineShrimpr Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Last night my whiskers made my girls pussy sore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Last night my whiskers made my girls pussy sore Your name makes my eyes sore... Go back to Pure Graffiti.... Tampon boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tear1personality Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 hahaha that's a big ass tampon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 "Meow means No!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 My dog just sleeps outside my parents house all day. No love there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 this thread is just fucking wrong... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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