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There is no easy way to say this... I am having an affair with my roommates cat.

 

Whenever he leaves, soon as the door closes she is on my lap looking for affection (petting nothing else pet pervs). When he comes back.. She's gone like the wind acting like nothing happened..

 

Any one else encountered such a thing?

 

She's on my lap right now btw. (/no beasty)

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STOP MAKING THREADS

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

FAG

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actually i thought this was one of the better pointless threads i have seen... weather its a joke or not, i kinda know what he means, in a completely non sexual way... 'she's on my lap right now' HAHAAH funny...

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^^ Truth; if i was fucking the cat... but im hoping i can get a pic of the cat jumping off my lap as soon as my front door opens....

 

We'll see.

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Dude, that cat is playing you like the bitch you are.

 

When it's main source of love and affection (your roommate) is home, you ain't shit. The second he walks out the door, the cat goes to you for some lovin'.

 

And you lap it up like a stupid whore.

 

Cat: 1

You: -999999999999^999999

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lol... I guess i never thought of a house pet playing me for the bitch that i am...

 

In that case, how do i get revenge on that heartless cat bitch?

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here's what you do.

When the cat jumps on your lap, grab it by the scruff of it's neck, pick em up and just hold it there looking at it for a minute. Then tell it that it hurt your feelings and that your going to have to end everything. Do it now, don't lead the poor cat on.

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you dont even know the half of it.

 

that dog loves my shit though

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My roomate does some shit with my cat. Actually it's my room mates girl. When i'm not home, she locks the cat in his room so she can have it all to herself. But as soon as I come home his door opens a crack and my cat comes shooting out. Jokes on her dumbass though. Because when she's locked in his room, she has no litter box, therefore uses his blankets. I saw him doing his laundry the other day and he told me.

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Last night my whiskers made my girls pussy sore

 

Your name makes my eyes sore...

 

 

 

 

 

Go back to Pure Graffiti....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tampon boy.

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