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Man this appreciation thread is that of VIP quality, you nine year olds haven't developed a proper palet.

I'm talkin that real talk, that liquorice stalk talk

 

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Don't twist tounges. this shit aint twizz, it's Austrailian Strawberry Cut, WHUT IT DO CUZZZ

 

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MAKE EM SAY UUUUhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh na nah na nah.

Maniac No Limit Black Liqourice Click

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also, licorice is not something enjoyed by people with a more developed palette, its enjoyed by people who's palette has downsyndrome.

 

My roommate had a saying, "I don't like black people, and I don't like their licorice."...I have nothing against the people, but the licorice tastes like shit.

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if black licorice is designed for palettes with down syndrome, then my palatte looks like this:

 

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and rocks the short bus every fucking day!

 

i love black licorice. i've never seen those "nigroid" candies though. that's some funny shit. it's like the hip hop android of the future! i even think i heard buck rogers say that to twiki on one episode.

 

"twiki, you my nigroid yo, now pass me that swisher and bottle of grape soda."

 

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i was on a 5 hour train ride in italy and a nice little old lady refused to let me turn down her black licorice candies. she was trying to be nice so i swallowed them like they were pills to avoid that nasty taste, but i almost threw up all over her. apparently my accent wasn't good enough to differentiate "no thanks i couldn't possibly accept anymore of your delicious candies" from "listen lady your nice and all but i said 'no thanks' these things re fucking killing me."

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if black licorice is designed for palettes with down syndrome, then my palatte looks like this:

 

Down's%20syndromeI.jpg

 

and rocks the short bus every fucking day!

 

i love black licorice. i've never seen those "nigroid" candies though. that's some funny shit. it's like the hip hop android of the future! i even think i heard buck rogers say that to twiki on one episode.

 

"twiki, you my nigroid yo, now pass me that swisher and bottle of grape soda."

 

buck_wilmatwikiandbuck.jpg

 

funny for days.....

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