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LIQUORICE CANDIES

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Negative chief, I believe the department of homeland security ruled against the use of black liquorice candy during interrogations because it was cruel and inhumane.

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Man this appreciation thread is that of VIP quality, you nine year olds haven't developed a proper palet.

I'm talkin that real talk, that liquorice stalk talk

 

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Don't twist tounges. this shit aint twizz, it's Austrailian Strawberry Cut, WHUT IT DO CUZZZ

 

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MAKE EM SAY UUUUhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh na nah na nah.

Maniac No Limit Black Liqourice Click

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this is worse than candy corn.

 

 

 

and candy corn is horrible.

 

 

 

 

also, licorice is not something enjoyed by people with a more developed palette, its enjoyed by people who's palette has downsyndrome.

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the only thing licorice is good for is to lure old ladies out of there house and steal there tv....

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any body else taste licorice plant in the wild?

we have them in the canyons round this way

you chew the leaves then spit them out

 

well tastes just like black licorice

i love it

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also, licorice is not something enjoyed by people with a more developed palette, its enjoyed by people who's palette has downsyndrome.

 

My roommate had a saying, "I don't like black people, and I don't like their licorice."...I have nothing against the people, but the licorice tastes like shit.

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black licorice is fucking great.

 

 

but not those black licorice with salt in them, or double salts. that shit is gross.

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if black licorice is designed for palettes with down syndrome, then my palatte looks like this:

 

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and rocks the short bus every fucking day!

 

i love black licorice. i've never seen those "nigroid" candies though. that's some funny shit. it's like the hip hop android of the future! i even think i heard buck rogers say that to twiki on one episode.

 

"twiki, you my nigroid yo, now pass me that swisher and bottle of grape soda."

 

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i was on a 5 hour train ride in italy and a nice little old lady refused to let me turn down her black licorice candies. she was trying to be nice so i swallowed them like they were pills to avoid that nasty taste, but i almost threw up all over her. apparently my accent wasn't good enough to differentiate "no thanks i couldn't possibly accept anymore of your delicious candies" from "listen lady your nice and all but i said 'no thanks' these things re fucking killing me."

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