suca Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 ONLY IN THE MORNING... congrats youre pregnant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 ive never had the stomach flu, knock on wood, and i hope i never get it. only problem is, the stomach flu isnt actually a flu, its a virus so a flu shot wont protect against it. just healthy habits... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 i got the stomach flu when i was like 12 or 13....i would throw up everything i ate....and i remember eating a jumbo hot dog one day....man that throw up looked gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrUnKpUnCh Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 wifeys had that flu type shit for hella long now. everyone in our house was sick for a month-strep, bronchitis, and ear infections. now we are all better, she gets sick again? fuckin gov't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 ive never had the stomach flu, knock on wood, and i hope i never get it. only problem is, the stomach flu isnt actually a flu, its a virus so a flu shot wont protect against it. just healthy habits... huh? i thought the flu was a virus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 "The flu is a contagious respiratory illness caused by influenza viruses." -CDC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 i've had a fucking cough for the longest time now and my nose is stuffed up from december till may every year... my left bicep has been doing this weird twitching thing for the past 45 minutes since i got out of the shower and its freaking me out. also i hack up some of the grossest looking things i've ever seen in the morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 Im feeling a little under the weather. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 why do you all look at the things you hack up? i could never describe my hacked up goodness because i never LOOK at it. try that sometime. also, title change, "is EVERYONE fucking? sick" abstinence thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swedish erotica Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 i have the worst fucking stomach virus right now. talk about fucking pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 i woke up at 7 am the day before last with a severe case of stomach cramps and nausea. I took a shower and then fell asleep for the entire day. I feel much better now but my back is sore from the way i fell asleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted January 6, 2008 Author Share Posted January 6, 2008 Haha dude I got everyone fucking sick because I went out the other day and smoked bowls with them. Tonight I told everyone else who wasn't sick that I was and they could have the rest of my L at their own discretion and those broke mafuckas were down. I totally infected so many people, I feel a lot better about me getting it in the first place now. Suffer with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swedish erotica Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 i smoked with homies today thinking i wasn;t sick/contagious anymore. Then i get the aches/chills/watershits again. They are probably in for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2008/jan/04/health.nhs?gusrc=rss&feed=networkfront 3.30pm GMT update Vomiting virus closes hospital wards David Batty and agencies Guardian Unlimited, Friday January 4 2008 Dozens of hospital wards across the UK have been forced to close due to outbreaks of a winter vomiting virus. The ward closures come amid the worst outbreak of the bug, which causes vomiting and diarrhoea, in five years. More than two million people across the UK have contracted the norovirus this winter with around 100,000 people a week catching the bug, according to doctors. Infections are predicted to peak this month, with the Royal College of GPs predicting up to 200,000 new cases per week as children return to school and pass on the bug to their parents. Cases among hospital staff and patients have led to wards being closed across the NHS. Worcestershire Acute Hospitals NHS Trust said it had decided to cancel all routine elective inpatient surgery at its three hospitals until at least January 9. The trust's chief executive, John Rostill, said the Worcestershire Royal hospital, Redditch's Alexandra hospital and Kidderminster hospital were all under "unrelenting pressure". Rostill said the high number of diarrhoea and vomiting cases being admitted had reduced the number of beds available and the trust's capacity to carry out non-emergency operations. Trust officials are talking to the private sector about using beds and operating theatre capacity. Mr Rostill said: "Our intention now is to concentrate all our resources in treating patients who come in as emergencies over the next few days. "We realise that cancelling operations causes distress and disruption and we apologise in advance to the 45 patients affected. "However, we are sure that this decision is correct and we must do all we can to maintain a safe environment for those patients already in our care." Bath's Royal United hospital had been forced to close seven wards since mid-November, and is asking people not to visit patients unless it is absolutely necessary. Carol De Halle, deputy director of nursing, said: "We strongly urge visitors with symptoms to please avoid visiting the hospitals until symptoms have settled for two days. "If a visitor has recently had diarrhoea or vomiting, we ask that they phone ahead for advice." Leeds Teaching Hospitals NHS Trust said six wards had been closed at Leeds General infirmary and St James's hospital, although three had now reopened. A trust spokesman said the wards were only closed to new admissions and in some cases only parts of the wards had been closed. Operations at the hospitals were continuing as normal, he added. Penine Acute Hospitals NHS Trust said it had closed 26 beds across 11 wards at the 600-bed Royal Oldham hospital, where around 40 patients were admitted suffering from the vomiting bug yesterday. A trust spokesman said 13 beds had also been shut at its other hospitals, Fairfield fospital and the North Manchester General hospital. Cardiff and Vale NHS Trust has closed three wards to new admissions because of the norovirus. A spokeswoman said two wards at Llandough hospital and one at the University Hospital of Wales, Cardiff, had been affected with 46 patients currently infected. Both Musgrove Park hospital in Taunton, Somerset, and Delancey hospital in Cheltenham, Gloucestershire, have been forced close wards after tests this morning confirmed norovirus outbreaks. In Bristol, two wards have been shut at Southmead hospital, as well as one at the Bristol Royal infirmary. The Queen Elizabeth hospital in King's Lynn, Norfolk, said more than 100 patients and more than 150 staff had been infected in the past two months. Wards have also been closed in Eastbourne, Ashford in Kent, York, Exeter, Portsmouth, Southampton, Aberystwyth and Edinburgh. The Royal Cornwall Hospitals NHS Trust said two wards were currently closed to new admissions. A spokesman said the wards at West Cornwall hospital in Penzance had been shut for three days but anticipated they would be reopened "soon". Addenbrooke's hospital in Cambridge said three wards had been closed to new admissions because of a norovirus outbreak. The Royal College of GPs yesterday advised anyone affected by the bug to remain at home until 48 hours after they last suffered symptoms in a bid to halt the outbreak. There is no specific treatment for the virus apart from letting the illness run its course. Symptoms usually begin 12 to 48 hours after becoming infected and last for 12 to 60 hours. Most people make a full recovery within one or two days. The bug can be spread by contact with an infected person, though contaminated food or water, or by contact with contaminated surfaces or objects. Outbreaks are common in hospitals, care homes, schools and nurseries, as well as on cruise ships. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 I tend to have a pretty solid immune system. The worst I've had is sinus infections in the spring. But when I was a kid I used to get wild strep throat, but thankfully haven't had it since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurfin' Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 being sick is the new "cool" you aint know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHOP SUEY! Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 im so sick i spit green mucus... for real doh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeoutbandit Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 i got super lame food poisoning and puked alot, but now i feel cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurfin' Posted January 10, 2008 Share Posted January 10, 2008 food poisoning blows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted January 10, 2008 Share Posted January 10, 2008 I've been so sick the last 3 days I can barely function...my generally Herculean immune system is failing me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallafarce Posted January 10, 2008 Share Posted January 10, 2008 ^^^co-signed. i got a mild case of food poisoning on sunday puked a few times and had shits all the way through yesterday. fuck that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted January 10, 2008 Share Posted January 10, 2008 I'm sick as fuck right now. Third day off from work in a row. My manager keeps calling me, but I don't answer. I make sure to leave my message on his machine in the morning. Dude leaves a message on my cell asking me to call at my earliest convenience. What part of "SICK" doesn't he understand? Fucking BLOOD SUCKER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FUCKMUNI Posted January 10, 2008 Share Posted January 10, 2008 the worst is when your sick as fuck and you gotta smoke that cig or blunt....shit does not do your lungs good....ive been coughin up shit the last few weeks because while i had the flu i went on a pot and xbox 360 binge... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FUCKMUNI Posted January 10, 2008 Share Posted January 10, 2008 and that airborne shit is BS.....i went through like 2 bottles of that shit, and a few bottles of straigth DXM...and i was still out for 3 days... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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