madsencarl Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 http://www.marryourdaughter.com/ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Chaos Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 no fucking way.... that is golden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 hahaha fuck the world has gone to shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 Kimberly H. Age: 15, Location: South Bride Price: $20,995 Kimberly was raised from birth knowing that her place in life was to be a good wife and mother and she might as well get started on that now. She knows God put her on Earth to serve her husband like it says in the Bible and we’ve made sure she knows exactly how to do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 "Thank God for your site! Our daughter was really nervous walking down the aisle, but she seems okay now and the money we got let us keep our farm and even add on a few acres." —Mrs. Addrien L. "At first we were worried that Janine was too young to get married, but then her new husband bought her a house and a car and jewelry and the money we got let us buy a house for ourselves. Getting out of the trailer park at our age was the best thing that ever happened to us, and it’s all thanks to Marry Our Daughter!" —Mr. Jack M. “I was SO scared getting married so young, but my husband is an okay guy and I am SO proud that because of me my parents were able to get their first brand-new car and take the trip they always wanted to. I couldn’t have done it without your site!" —Katrina K., married at 14 “Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!" —Mrs. James P. “My mother thought I was getting ‘too frisky” and that I had to get married right away before I lost my purity to some high school boy. Marry Our Daughter found me a husband and my parents were able to keep their house and pay off my mother’s medical bills. I was so glad I could help them, and being married at my age (I'm 16 now) has a lot of advantages, like my own credit card!" —Nancy A. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 wow. Hailey N. Age: 16, Location: Northeast Bride Price: $99,995 Hailey is a rising star on her way up. She’s already been in local billboard ads and has modeled for national catalogues. Her dream is to break into the movies and TV and she’s looking for a husband who lives in the Southwest and will help her achieve her dream. Hailey seems fun, but the price is way too steep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 I can propose to a hooker for only $50 an hour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 classic this is a fail proof thread right here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 “Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!" —Mrs. James P. :lol: Someone make up a daughter and submit it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Chaos Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 ima propose and say some bullshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 this has to be fake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RathofGod Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 if not then I need to meet the first one she seems like a freak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poesia [ ] T Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 Thanks for a thread worth looking at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RathofGod Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 no fail thread sweet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 I'm around the same age, i'm finna make a scheme casek come help me with thiss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RathofGod Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 ICB you're 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted January 5, 2008 Author Share Posted January 5, 2008 this is probably the least worst thread i've ever made. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OL'DIRTYGeEEZER Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 NO WAY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 seffiks made a profile for me tonight on there. i sure hope it gets approved! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 hell, can you like, ebay on these chicks, keep fightin over them, word Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 haha this is some funny shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RHDS Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 They used to not blur their faces. You could see what the really janky 1000 dollar ones actually looked like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 This has to be a joke. If not, I want to offer someone two goats and some magic beans to put the hustlebone on their daughter. Literally. In those exact words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted January 5, 2008 Author Share Posted January 5, 2008 Anna R . Age: 17 ½, Location: Northeast Bride Price: $3,995 Anna R. has been living with foster families since she was 5 and is a bit rough around the edges but is basically a good girl. When she turns 18 she will age out of the foster system and will have to move out and is looking for a kind and caring man to look after her needs while she looks after his. this is gold. the people adopt a kid, and then sell her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 It's like buying a goddamn car... "When you say...rough around the edges, what exactly does that mean?" "Well. She's 6'4", weighs three hundred pounds, and we had all her teeth replaced with steel ones so she could chew through firewood...kind of like a beaver." Oh, god. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EGG Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 finally the US are closer to the Taliban than they thought... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 Administrative Contact : ordover, john q64fj58z3mw@networksolutionsprivateregistration.com ATTN: MARRYOURDAUGHTER.COM c/o Network Solutions P.O. Box 447 Herndon, VA 20172-0447 Phone: 570-708-8780 Technical Contact : ordover, john q64fj58z3mw@networksolutionsprivateregistration.com ATTN: MARRYOURDAUGHTER.COM c/o Network Solutions P.O. Box 447 Herndon, VA 20172-0447 Phone: 570-708-8780 Record expires on 09-Jul-2009 Record created on 14-Sep-2007 Database last updated on 15-Sep-2007 Domain servers in listed order: Manage DNS NS1.EVERYDNS.NET NS2.EVERYDNS.NET NS3.EVERYDNS.NET NS4.EVERYDNS.NET This listing is a Network Solutions Private Registration. Mail correspondence to this address must be sent via USPS Express Mail™ or USPS Certified Mail®; all other mail will not be processed. Be sure to include the registrant's domain name in the address. Show underlying registry data for this record Current Registrar: NETWORK SOLUTIONS, LLC. IP Address: 74.208.77.45 (ARIN & RIPE IP search) IP Location: US(UNITED STATES)-NEW YORK-NEW YORK Record Type: Domain Name Server Type: Apache Lock Status: clientTransferProhibited Web Site Status: Active DMOZ no listings Y! Directory: see listings Web Site Title: Marry Our Daughter Meta Description: If you're a lonely guy who's tired of the dating scene, why not MARRY OUR DAUGHTER? Meta Keywords: teens, marriage, marry, matchmaker, bride, mail-order, young, money, child, daughter, teenage, juvenile, escort, buy Secure: No E-commerce: No Traffic Ranking: 4 Data as of: 12-Sep-2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 sorry to spoil the fun,, The site is a prank. Thank goodness. But not everyone is in on the joke. The site has gotten 20 million page views in the last two weeks and now elicits around a thousand, mostly angry, emails a day. In the last few days, the site’s “publicity director” has also appeared on at least half a dozen talk radio shows around the country, including on Las Vegas (MIX-FM), Houston (KRBE-FM) and Philadelphia (WYSP-FM) and mixed it up with belligerent on-air-personalities and hostile listeners, whom he neglected to let in on the ruse. “People get angry so fast they don’t stop to question whether its real,” says the creator of MarryOurDaughter.com, John Ordover, who masqueraded as the site’s fictional publicity director, the unlikely surnamed Roger Mandervan. Mr. Ordover is a science-fiction editor with a prankish history and an interest in urban nudism. Contacted through MarryOurDaughter this morning, Mr. Ordover quickly conceded the page was a parody aimed at drawing attention to inconsistencies in state marriage laws. States consider it a crime for adults to have sex with minors, but they allow kids as young as 12 to get married with parental and sometime judicial permission. “As far as I can tell, in every state but Oregon, parents can marry off their children,” Mr. Ordover said, pointing to this Cornell University Web site which tracks the various state marriage laws. Texas has a particularly ridiculous legal discrepancy, he says. Kids as young as 14 need parental permission to get married – unless, the law says, they have already been married before. Mr. Ordover is no stranger to controversy, or to media attention. Mr. Ordover runs events for nudists and recently organized a Sheepshead Bay nude cruise, covered by the Times in July. In 2000, he was also the co-creator of the now defunct humor site Technicalvirgin.com, in which a young actress described the creative ways in which she maintained her honor. Last year, when those videos enjoyed a resurgence on YouTube the actress who appeared in them, Melanie Martinez, was fired from a job hosting “The Good Night Show” on the PBS KIDS Sprout network – another Mr. Ordover-inspired saga covered by the paper. Mr. Ordover was planning on coming clean next week as the creator of the site and has a full slate of radio interviews scheduled this week. He said he avoided spinning his fiction to print journalists who might get fired for falling for the scheme, but reasoned that radio shock jocks had looser leashes. “We were trying to get people a little stirred up about this,” Mr. Ordover said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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