SADDAM HUSSEIN Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 i gotta give my girl credit... she was in love with me one day... breaks up with me on christmas eve... God that pain was something good. she did it over myspace too...lol i called her 3 times and she was makin like i was harrassing her.. the first was to see what is going on... the second was a plea, the thirsd was saying.. OK all three times, she never answered the phone... oh well i make lots of money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 i gotta give my girl credit... she was in love with me one day... breaks up with me on christmas eve... God that pain was something good. My ex used to pull that shit all the time. Right before every Christmas like clockwork for 3 years. Then after the hollidays, she'd call me up or come by all begging for forgiveness and throwing the pussy at me. Then the makeup/hate fucking would commense. I'd treat her like a dirty whore and make her lick my ass and fuck her with beer bottles and all kinds of nasty shit to earn my forgivness. That bitch was fucking scandalous. That was the most unhealthy fucked up relationship I ever got myself dragged through. I got in SOOOO many fights cause of that bitch. That pussy was SOOOO fucking good though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 I never call girls after the breakup. It's easier for me, and I really don't want to hear about how I was a dick or that I broke their heart after the fact. I usually give the women I date every chance in the world and the benefit of the doubt, but when it's over, it's over. Also, I don't dump girls out of the blue. I let them know when I'm not happy, so they can't pull that "I never saw it coming" shit on me. The funny thing is, I think that I'm usually the one that wants to sit down and talk things out...and the girl is the one who has other things to do or doesn't want to hear about it. So, forget them. No makeup sex, no hate fucking. Just, there's the door, don't let it hit you in the ass on the way out. No hard feelings, but life's too short. I get bummed for a month or so, then I move on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILOTSMYBRAIN Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 Word Shai, for the most part I'm the same way. Every girl I've been with has said to me they may not like me as much at the end of the line, but they respect me for at least keeping it real with them along the way. Even though I haven't really been in too many serious relationships, I'm still "friendly" with basically every girl I've been with. Not that it means anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 I'm friends with two of my exes from back in the day. The best is when girls pull the, "But you're friends with so-and-so, whty can't we be friends?" card. I say, "Well, that wasn't planned, it just worked out that way. Time will tell." One or two that pushed the issue also got, "Okay, they're cool and you're not. They knew when to let it drop, and you don't. They never asked me to be their friend, and you are. Get it?" I just don't like being told how things are going to be in that situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILOTSMYBRAIN Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 Haha "They're cool, your not", so true. You know what really annoys me as well. When girls say shit like "I'm the best you've ever had and ever will." I take that statement as a direct insult, even though I know she's just trying to feel better about herself. I don't know why but that line just hits a nerve I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tha Unibomber Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 god damn life moves on get up to pace and get going. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 Oh, damn. If some girl said that to me, I'd be like, "Guess what?" And drop some gems on them. I've dated exactly ONE girl in my life who wasn't crazy. We broke up for legit reasons, and I STILL told her that we couldn't be friends right off the bat. She wasn't happy, but she left me alone...and I respect that she respected me. I saw her a few months ago for the first time since we broke up (2004), and she said, "You still mad?" I said, "Nahhh...I wasn't mad, I just did what I had to do, nothing personal." She said, "All right, cool. I'm not mad at you either, so you let me know when you want to catch up," and we haven't spoken since. She didn't push the issue, just said her piece, and that was that. See, I'd be friends with her. She handled things right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiLL Or DiE Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 That pussy was SOOOO fucking good though. Remind me of this song..and honestly thats how I felt bout my Ex girl.. [Chorus: repeat 4X] She say she love me, she - she say she love me She - she say she love me but all we do now is fuck and fight [E-40] If I asked you to rob that bank with me, wouldja do it? Wouldja do you time like Martha Stewart? Wouldja bust a nine, wouldja go to bat? Put your life on the line with me, hit the dope track? Oooh - is you down, would you beat a bootch down? If a pimp couldn't swim, would you let a pimp drown? Wouldja, stop naggin me about last night? (Last night) Two wrongs don't make no right (no right) All we do is fuck and fight Kiss and make up and lay up all night Now bend over while I lay this pipe While I beat the coochie to the broad daylight She say she love me (love me) But when I'm in the studio, she be gettin all ugly (Gettin all ugly... she say she love me) But I could give a fuck 'bout it cause I'm 'bout my money Bendin co'ners, ridin jump off Money long, like Mutumbo Got that tweed, pushin peas Frankenstein, 2-2-3's I'm about my money (money) Hangin out the window throwin up the Playboy bunny Ain't never phony I'ma keep it movin mayne cause I'm always hongry Lil' momma what that is, tell me what'cha name What it be, do you need a lil' Q.T.? A lil' quality time, a lil' bumpin and grind A lil' wine and dine, a lil' movie? A lil' money sometime, a lil' Dolce Gabann' A cherry Louis Vuitton, a lil' jewelry? Why you mad, why you always take it out on me? (on me) Why you always showin out in front of company? (company) [Chorus] [8 Ball] Mannnnnnnn, ain't never seen one look like you cutie Dammmmmmmn, five foot two with a nice round booty You are just my type, I can see it in yo' eyes And I knew that from day one Stayin up all night just chillin Talkin 'bout what we gonna name my son Twenty-fo' seven hustlin The object is not to be broke again Let me get yo' whole paycheck One time when I couldn't pay the rent Now look at your baby Benz With the lil' TV and the crazy rims Big rocks on your hand Tell your friends big daddy bought them Now, on the other hand Here we go again, talkin 'bout "Where the fuck you been?" Always, at the studio In another time zone tryin to get rich Get you for the Zinfandel Fire up one, let you hit the green Niggaz mad, you on my team Cause they know how you move them things Come home, be a momma and a wife and a freak in the bed baby I'm tryin to work Why you gotta call me 100 times like you crazy? Don't play, when the time is right we can get up in the urr and go play Wanna go dere, then stay hurr, and love me e'ryday [Chorus] [bun B] Well there's a stranger in my house, in my bed Fuckin up my life and my bread Playin mind games all in my head Sometimes I swear you worse than the feds You love a nigga, then hate a nigga Then you love me again man this shit's confusin In the streets hittin licks I'm winnin Comin home fuckin with you man I'm losin (I'm losin) I'm built for drama but not this kind (this kind) Let it slide befo' but not this time (this time) This is the business in this here hustlin You can't be fuckin up this grind (this grind) Man you been doin too much campin (campin) Bumpin your gums and yappin (yappin) Interferin in grown folks business And baby girl I just can't let that happen (happen) I've been out here sweatin this blood Fuckin with cutthroats to get this cake (this cake) But I swear, it seems like the mo' I give ya The more you try to take My heart and my back you try to break I ain't crazy I see the signs Try to steal my light and my shine You must be outta yo' fuckin mind (DAMN!) I just wanted to spoil you Well I guess I succeeded But now you just too fuckin conceited If this is love I don't need it You actin like you the pimp and I'm the hoe (HELL NO) Man I swear to God if your pussy wasn't the bomb I'da left yo' ass a long time ago BITCH! {*echoes*} Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SADDAM HUSSEIN Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 i like how this is for me... one day we're talkin about buying a house and makin a little girl, how much we love eachother and sex and out of nowhere... she dumps me... havent talked to her... not sure when i will, but like i said. i make lots of money... shits good.. she bought me a 500$ bulova watch and some nice shorts for christmas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 I've only ever had one real relationship, and thus one real breakup...it resulted in months of misery, drunkeness, violence, and n00dz for the 12oz community Other then that when a girl finally gets sick of my shit I just start fuckin with one of their friends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 Remind me of this song..and honestly thats how I felt bout my Ex girl.. [Chorus: repeat 4X] She say she love me, she - she say she love me She - she say she love me but all we do now is fuck and fight [E-40] If I asked you to rob that bank with me, wouldja do it? Wouldja do you time like Martha Stewart? Wouldja bust a nine, wouldja go to bat? Put your life on the line with me, hit the dope track? Oooh - is you down, would you beat a bootch down? If a pimp couldn't swim, would you let a pimp drown? Wouldja, stop naggin me about last night? (Last night) Two wrongs don't make no right (no right) All we do is fuck and fight Kiss and make up and lay up all night Now bend over while I lay this pipe While I beat the coochie to the broad daylight She say she love me (love me) But when I'm in the studio, she be gettin all ugly (Gettin all ugly... she say she love me) But I could give a fuck 'bout it cause I'm 'bout my money Bendin co'ners, ridin jump off Money long, like Mutumbo Got that tweed, pushin peas Frankenstein, 2-2-3's I'm about my money (money) Hangin out the window throwin up the Playboy bunny Ain't never phony I'ma keep it movin mayne cause I'm always hongry Lil' momma what that is, tell me what'cha name What it be, do you need a lil' Q.T.? A lil' quality time, a lil' bumpin and grind A lil' wine and dine, a lil' movie? A lil' money sometime, a lil' Dolce Gabann' A cherry Louis Vuitton, a lil' jewelry? Why you mad, why you always take it out on me? (on me) Why you always showin out in front of company? (company) [Chorus] [8 Ball] Mannnnnnnn, ain't never seen one look like you cutie Dammmmmmmn, five foot two with a nice round booty You are just my type, I can see it in yo' eyes And I knew that from day one Stayin up all night just chillin Talkin 'bout what we gonna name my son Twenty-fo' seven hustlin The object is not to be broke again Let me get yo' whole paycheck One time when I couldn't pay the rent Now look at your baby Benz With the lil' TV and the crazy rims Big rocks on your hand Tell your friends big daddy bought them Now, on the other hand Here we go again, talkin 'bout "Where the fuck you been?" Always, at the studio In another time zone tryin to get rich Get you for the Zinfandel Fire up one, let you hit the green Niggaz mad, you on my team Cause they know how you move them things Come home, be a momma and a wife and a freak in the bed baby I'm tryin to work Why you gotta call me 100 times like you crazy? Don't play, when the time is right we can get up in the urr and go play Wanna go dere, then stay hurr, and love me e'ryday [Chorus] [bun B] Well there's a stranger in my house, in my bed Fuckin up my life and my bread Playin mind games all in my head Sometimes I swear you worse than the feds You love a nigga, then hate a nigga Then you love me again man this shit's confusin In the streets hittin licks I'm winnin Comin home fuckin with you man I'm losin (I'm losin) I'm built for drama but not this kind (this kind) Let it slide befo' but not this time (this time) This is the business in this here hustlin You can't be fuckin up this grind (this grind) Man you been doin too much campin (campin) Bumpin your gums and yappin (yappin) Interferin in grown folks business And baby girl I just can't let that happen (happen) I've been out here sweatin this blood Fuckin with cutthroats to get this cake (this cake) But I swear, it seems like the mo' I give ya The more you try to take My heart and my back you try to break I ain't crazy I see the signs Try to steal my light and my shine You must be outta yo' fuckin mind (DAMN!) I just wanted to spoil you Well I guess I succeeded But now you just too fuckin conceited If this is love I don't need it You actin like you the pimp and I'm the hoe (HELL NO) Man I swear to God if your pussy wasn't the bomb I'da left yo' ass a long time ago BITCH! {*echoes*} This bitch woulda had no part on any of that. She was just in it for the dick. She most likely woulda got shook and dropped dime if it came to anything like that. Chalk it up to being young and dumb. (On my part.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odd.pr0ject Posted January 6, 2008 Author Share Posted January 6, 2008 Wowww.. me and my girl got back together and then she broke up with me again today.. i cant take this shit anymore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 ^Don't. Most bitches aint shit anyways. Just run through them and have fun till you find the right one. You'll know you got the right shorty when she don't try and pull shit over on you. And if you don't find the right shorty, just have fun running through them hoes. Just don't take them too serious. Enjoy your youth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 fuck a bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 I've wasted all my youth on two gals............... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 there's nothing a bottle of whiskey can't cure, except alcoholism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 im going through a divorce, its really gay....... i hate women i think from now on im just going to slay hoes and try my hardest to turn their inside into mush. filthy fucking whores..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 yup. the ex is cold blooded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 dao i would prop you^ but im outs. well said. kick a bitch slap a hoe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 im going through a divorce, its really gay....... i hate women i think from now on im just going to slay hoes and try my hardest to turn their inside into mush. filthy fucking whores..... "turn their insides to mush".... :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avancier2 Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 Just avoid relationships altogether and just keep it sex only and you wont be crying about this bullshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ValueHorse Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 My girl dumps me over and over and I do the same to her. It's a fun little game we play. oh thats awesome. i also play the same game. its a great mind fuck excercise... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 i did that in one of my relationships. it was like 7 years long. most horrible years of my life now that i look back on it... but damn did she have some nice titties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMF Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 oh thats awesome. i also play the same game. its a great mind fuck excercise... word up. we had to end it after about the 10th break up. i kind of miss her, but she was such a bitch. so its kind of mixed feelings about the whole thing. now shes dating some old school graffiti dude anyways. i guess shes happy, and that pisses me off even more. i try not to think about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ValueHorse Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 word up. we had to end it after about the 10th break up. i kind of miss her, but she was such a bitch. so its kind of mixed feelings about the whole thing. now shes dating some old school graffiti dude anyways. i guess shes happy, and that pisses me off even more. i try not to think about it. ughh that feeling makes me sick to my stomach. i feel for you.. i wish girls were never on my mind, but i dont know they hold a lot of power. the power to make you the happiest you've ever been and the most miserable. its too hard to block out sometimes. i sometimes want out of my relationship, but honestly everything reminds me of my girlfriend. i would definatly be super lonely for a long time.:scrambled: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ValueHorse Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 not to mention winter depression makes it worse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMF Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 yea, the weird thing is that. she wasnt even that hot. she had dark ass teeth and her breath always smelled bad. she had a corduroy like gut from birthing 2 kids. her face was alright and her ass, but id have to say those were the only two good looking things on her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ValueHorse Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 oh god damn. who fuckin cares bout that beat hoe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shellshock Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 ^Don't. Most bitches aint shit anyways. Just run through them and have fun till you find the right one. You'll know you got the right shorty when she don't try and pull shit over on you. And if you don't find the right shorty, just have fun running through them hoes. Just don't take them too serious. Enjoy your youth. Truthage i got 99 problems but a bitch aint one,, during breakup time this is your time to focus only on you improve your self and move up in life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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