Banana fishd Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 B:"What are you doing?" A: "What does it look like I am doing? I am cleaning this bathroom. The walls are filthy." B: "You are cleaning the walls by painting them?" A: "Well yeah." B: " Hm. Does that work? Seems like to me all you're doing is covering up the dirt with paint." A: "Of course it does. Here. Paint this medicine cabinet. It's filthy." B: "OK." Went with my grandpa to go eat. Walked the dog. Stopped by this moped garage to shoot the shit. This bike reminds me of spearmint gum. Visit my sister at the hospital. Books: Puddin head Wilson, interviews with dylan, a zine of poems and short stories, and Tom waits interviews himself. Options options options. Get off work say my hello's to the pups. Went out back to smoke my before bed cigarette. The cherries are in and dealio. Peas are over ripe. : ( Instead of sleeping I drove my cousin back to work so he can drop off flowers to my ma because she's kinda been in the dumps lately: A: "Why you bringing me these? I'm not dead." C:"Cuz grandma. I thought you could use some flowers." A: "Why dont you paint mah damn bathroom instead." C: "Oh grandma you know I'm too busy to do that." A: "Ta hell you are. What do you do?" C:" You of all people should know that beauty aint free Grandma. It takes up a lot of time." A: "You must got a lot of problems if you're spending your whole day fixing your face up." C: "It's a full time job I take very seriously." B: "Because you're too lazy to get a real one...oh dear did I say that? Hm. (awkward silence) I am going to go smoke." /Gets up. A: "You sure I aint dead?" C: "Not yet. I just wan-" Before we left she got him to come over later that day to paint my sister's room. Woke up and went to a dinner shin dig a child hood friend of mine's was hosting. I just sat around while everyone did something. I kept asking if they needed any help but no tammy. Me thinks they don’t trust me to cook. They have good reason not to. That girl staring at the camera I met her on the first day of kindergarten. We were both crying like sissies that our moms inconsiderately left us at school. I remember approaching her sobbing asking her why she was crying. She cried more and told me she was afraid her mom wasn't going to come back. My eyes got big and I said I was concerned too that my mom would forget about me. A friendship was borneth. They made some girly drink. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 They made me one. I didn't like it. So I passed it up to someone else and stuck to my blue moon with the honey. Something about mixed drinks doesn't sit right with me. I-phone epidemic. Since we have all gone to the same schools for a very long time and usually don’t see each other all at once on the regular one thing we do for conversation is uhm gossip. Mainly about who's gotten pregnant: A: "You guy's remember Samantha _____?" C: "No. Who did she hang out with?" A: "Uh. I cant remember who she was friends with. She was really quiet really nice. She got pregnant." D: "I didn't go to your guy's school." A: "I am trying to think..." B: "What did she look like?" A: "Oh! I can find a picture on myspace (pulls out i-phone. Takes forever). E: Remember Rudy? Shelly"s brother? Weren’t you friends with him Weenie?” A: “Yeah we went to elementary school together.” C: “I don’t remember him.” F:"Me either." E: “Yeah she do. She’s just embarrassed because she was dancing wit him at the club like a skank. I got pictures bitch. Stop fronting. Anyways. These two bitches (points at the two across from me.) WERE dancing with him like two years ago at the club. The other day we went to fry’s and this nigga came up to Trish hella determined like ‘hey where you at the club?’ I was weak thinking this nigga remembered Trish’s skinny ass for damn near two years. She tried to deny it. I had his back tho. I shoulda made him look like a clown but he’s Shelly’s brother so I just told him she lying. I got pictures. I’ll put them on myspace for you.” F: "I honestly dont remember him." A: “Rudy’s a nice guy.” E: “I never really talked to him but…he was wearing some cowboy boots with slacks. (laughs). That’s why this vain bitch is fronting. Nigga was wearing some cowboy boots.” A: “Here. (shows picture of before mentioned girl).” Simultaneous: Ohhhhhhhhh. B: “I remember her. She was such a nice girl. I see her every once in awhile downtown.” A: “Yeah she’s really sweet. I guess she went back packing through America and…” The father in law walks in: “ADHJFAHSFAHSDJA.” <- Something in Spanish I don’t know. F: “Que?” The father: “ASHDAJDSAJ” F: (Laughs.) AFJASDJADJAS. He says how do you guys think with all the gibber going on. That ya’ll are having like 6 conversations at once.” The father in law heads to the door: “ASDJASKDJA” F: (laughs) “He said ya’ll sound like little birds." Left and stop by dude's house to pick something up before work. I apologize if any of that conversation did not make sense (I only payed attention to certain parts;lots of things were going on at once) and for some of it's content. It is gibber gab. I need to learn how to use the flash. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milesmoodist Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 wow, you know the cryrpt keeper!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 What is that? The crypt keeper? *edit. Never mind I figured it out. And what you meant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 bananaslammarama, i love it when you do portraits of your grandparents. my grandparents are very prim and proper. yours look very fun. sort of like the grandparents in charlie and the chocolate factory who all share one big bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a/s/l? Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 hahhaa A+ bFish! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 dorkfest 2009... my photographer friend came with me with his ultra fancy camera, so i made it my mission to record the dorks in action - in their natural habitat if you will: the day's rations. 12 of these costs the same as one festival beer - i'm a financial advisor. i was greeted by these as i approached the entrance. wut? superstar dork. i think he was famous for erecting /nh some tiny rocket or some shit like that. those fools are WAY into those tiny rockets. this guys' demonstration was not as kick ass as the sign suggested. this thing fucking ruled..i tried it. there was a small asian woman inside of this swamp moose aka gruffalo he has a large brain /nh life sized 'mousetrap'. yarly. GIANT TESLA COIL!!! OMGZ lulz^ happy little squirrel. shapow! superdorkextreme. *bonus! the homie took this picture - he's obviously very good at picture taking. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classified Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 good post.^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STAN51 Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 WOW, great posts everyone!! Gas stove FTW! and Fat Ralph, congrats on the engagement ring! Good luck, all the best wishes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omniscient Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 omni, is that burger king beer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omniscient Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Killer shit.... but no international graffNdance pix? I did not take any graffNdance pix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcoFromHouston Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 im probably speaking for most the the cats in this thread when i say, please stop posting. speak for yourself, fag. at least he contributes something interesting and worthwhile, unlike your gay porn/i'm gonna kill myself bullshit posts. so either contribute pics to this thread or STFU & GTFO. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 ^ co-sign :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madTV Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 twinky is a fag no one cares what he says Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STAN51 Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 speak for yourself, fag. at least he contributes something interesting and worthwhile, unlike your gay porn/i'm gonna kill myself bullshit posts. so either contribute pics to this thread or STFU & GTFO.[/color][/b] :lol: Word up Marco!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alloverthetown Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 STAN51 always coming correct with the kicks son... gotta get another kicks thread started. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 twinky speak for yourself.. i'd rather have a bunch of people posting in this thread then just the same 3 people over and over. sweet flicks everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Pictures from my day off, pretty much the same as any day off I have. Wake up, listen to music and read a leaflet about this shit Catch up on some drawing Raid the kitchen Yuck Make poopy Go see stoner video game homie Hes always scared of me now Nothing Walk down the road And meet papa Chops for a catch up of the last few months Catch the bus to homies house Then bus back To the stoners to chill out and play GOW2 End. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STAN51 Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 STAN51 always coming correct with the kicks son... gotta get another kicks thread started. THanks B, I miss the sneaky nike sneakers thread. But i have not been gettin new kicks for a minute now. I got way to many on ice and i got not time to rock them. Chops, the classic 'taking a shit" flick always kills me. LOL. Im 24d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Chops coming in with the simple but awesome flicks. I want one of those giant rabbits now haah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 obviously i went to meet milky and 88 poor baby bird planted some seeds cut down a huge weed tree 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 sweet science fair photos chocula that giant mousetrap board is too awesome & nice hat suki. your pugs are always amusing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ink face Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 mmmm...waffle fries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 last week - just chilled in china town and had gelato This weekend there was a babyshower at the house edit* im not pregoo it was for my sister in law. there was way more gifts than this later on got a little bored and dizzy so i played barrel of monkeys with my cousin 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Yo CaliG, that Mercer parking garage was a real garage on Mercer St. /nophoshop Suki, how much are those beer bong pitchers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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