Newer Bigger Better 241 Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 If you aren't going north of LA, you're not really making it out of mexico. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LarsOne04 173 Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 I know what you mean, but believe me, I would LOVE, and actually plan to live just 20 minutes from here, then if everything is fine, we'll move to SD. It is REALLY REALLY different, here in Imperial Valley, clean streets, all streets with pavement, and the pavement doesn't have holes and shit, no dog shit everywhere you walk, no dogs everywhere you go, no people asking for money or selling stuff in literally every red light you stop, no dirt when is windy, no people stealing you car batteries, no people stealing your bike outside the store, there is bike line, the bus doesn't smell like pee and sweat, the bus can take your bike, the gas price is equal, but the gas in the US is good gas, the people is kind because they have a decent life, here, almost ALL the people you talk to is angry, hating their job, hating that they don't make money, you actually make money to live there, yeah, buying and renting is kind of hard there, but if you play your cards right, you will be fine, yes, education is EXPENSIVE, but you will live good. People drive like people because there is a law system, there's police man that actually does its job, here the people drive like crazy, almost everyday in the morning you see accidents, it's bad here. Believe me, 20 minutes from here is another, totally different kind of living, trust me. I don't hate having Mexican parents, I don't hate my flag, but I hate how my country is ruled. I hate it so much. I am very happy with my life right now and I REALLY thank my father for taking my mom to the United States when she was pregnant to deliver me there. He is not paying my education, he didn't buy me a car, he won't leave me a house nor money, I just see him in christmas if I feel like talking to him. He had jumped the fence and go through the river many times, he knows it is hard here, and I thank him for giving me the option to spent my life is a nice country. You make less money here, things are more expensive, and you have less quality. I'm not saying that life here is harder. People that doesn't have passports... fuck! Forget it... I just love the little details that life can provide, and here there is no nice details. We make tunnels for cars, they fucking flood every fucking year, we make bridges, they fucking turn into an U and develop a stupid ramp next year that makes your car almost fall down from it. You can pay to have high school or university without even registering. If you go to the hospital you will fucking die because they do not fucking care about you, government gives money to buy pavement and they fucking save it for them and buy shit, when we had the 7.2 earthquake houses fell down to reveal that, instead of cement they had foam, beer cans and coca-cola bottles it their walls. People LIES for their convenience, in every country, yeah, but in a Third-World country is worse. Now I'm angry, thank you very much. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Newer Bigger Better 241 Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 Yes but then i will miss all of your crazy pictures of coke snorting hot mexican girls in dirty garages. Don't take that away from me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LarsOne04 173 Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 Now you made me smile. Thank you very much. You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Newer Bigger Better again. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
justaname 23 Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 Lars, my inturwebz senses tell me that I like your attitude. Moar for 2012. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jbrshmonster 340 Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 Thank you, thank you... We discovered Adventure Time with Finn and Jake USA! USA! USA! larser! super props on the wagon. i had one of those. we called it 'the challenger'. i destroyed it also, adventure time and black cats Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LUGR 1,907 Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 Lars and his Chihuahua farm. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LarsOne04 173 Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 MarcoFromHouston: It's just pepino and coctel de elote, the guy sells pico de gallo with all the fruit, including Jamaica, but my girl just likes pepino. No offense my lady. LUGR: Yeah, and all those you see, plus one that got run over by a car, Ruperto, and one cat that died, Benito Camelos. The people that speaks spanish, the cat was called Benito Camelos (Ven y tocamelos) That was really a farm, and it was a fucking nightmare. So... I was ready to hit the road to the glorious United States of America I needed to look for my birth paper and my social security little paper to get a new bank account there, while I was looking through I found some drawings from 2005-2008, I will not upload them here because it's not in theme. But click if you want to see, its like 6 pictures. Here: http://s374.photobucket.com/albums/oo183/AnubisBarba/LostAndFound/ There is also a different kind of farm, oh, by the way, that sucky kind of shelter in the background, is where my girl's uncle (35-40 years old) smokes weed with teenagers, they hide there because my mother in law would see them and scream at them. Neighbor See you at the crossroads. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NightmareOnElmStreet 2,635 Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 my nigga LARS. yo. i didn't read that little novel you posted(and i will later) but. next time i come to sd. i'm tryna kick it down south! fuck. you seem like a solid dewd br0! and the bitches. maan. the bitches... shyyt. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Y.FRESHJIVE 68 Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 From last night... @Work @ The crib..spliffin'....relaxing after work Cant wait to go camping this weekend...winter camping..cant let the seasons stop you from having fun. :D 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AlwaysOverDoinn 60 Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 Decided to do pies today to kill some boredom Outside the supreme court building for jury duty First thing I saw when I walked in to the room (middle aged black lady with purple hair) Bathroom graffs A little mid-day pick-me-up to make things a little more bearable Went to the deli for some lunch Sammich Got back in, waited to get called, oontz'd a little, took a pic from inside A few smoke breaks that were much needed Train back to the neighborhood Homie picked me up, saw this on the way home Got home to see this little rascal. Teh endz 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LarsOne04 173 Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 Making tortillas outside of the fruteria Cage for sale That kid is from SD, I asked him what he liked the most, San Diego or Mexicali, he said Mexicali. While watching a Pitbull's music video Girlfriend's mom No big party today, watched Midnight in Paris, it was written and directed by Woody Allen, it is kind of boring at the beginning but then it gets really really interesting, a lot of famous people appear, painters and writers mostly, watch it if you have time. Rosca de reyes with milk = sleepy. 2.30am. Later. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IOU 647 Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 Lars coming with the realness. Keep it up. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SukiSukiNow 978 Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 i was looking for winter tires she was looking for a man 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IOU 647 Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 Three days with IOU, this might take some time: Saturday morning. Breakfast in bed for the woman. Small market, but still good. The vendors were all mad cool and helpful. Purple ones were a bit sweeter than the others. Obvious building is being... Then onto Universal Studios. The Simpson's ride kicks ass. The view from USH overlooking the beginning of the valley. Dated, but still cool. Yeah.. This is City Walk. I do not like this place at all. This place on the other hand is the goods. Stuck in the 60s/70s but that's okay cuz the food is good. Went to catch my boy tear it up at King King. Leftovers after the club. Moar... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IOU 647 Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 Sunday. Laundry time. That time. Worried. Play some tunes. Some spots around my hood. Yeah.... The biggest star in Hollywood. A little more.. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LUGR 1,907 Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 That coin in the laundry shot is dope IOU. dat azzzzzzzzzz...suki 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IOU 647 Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 The sun is up and so am I. Pepto and vodka. Breakfast of bastards. Before there was Mapquest. I think I can.. Land mark like what... Way back. Ended the day(today) flick teh rap letters. Bonus: Yup, just realized I forgot a bunch of other flicks that I didn't upload yet. Bonus round if a few. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LarsOne04 173 Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 Shit happy, shit cheerful, but... don't fuck and do it inside. I don't know what's the difference between the top part of the suit, you know, the jacket, and a blazer. El nido - The nest Teibolera I went to this house's restroom and this was there, those are electric cables, and a little tube is going down to a thing filled with water, I don't know what it is for. Hanged out with security guards, bartender women, cocaine sellers, and guy who watches out for the cars and "helps" you getting you car out of the parking spot, they are called "Viene viene" because they stand behind your car and say: Viene, viene, viene and swinging their hand in a "Come here" way. It is very difficult to express myself sometimes. I don't know the word for the metal thing the government puts there for cars with green, yellow and red light. The fathers of stop signs. I don't know. And also, the thing with water, bowl or cup or something. Yes, shitty house. IOU, very very nice pictures, the one with the trees and the one with the quarters. Upload more please. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LarsOne04 173 Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 Here they are... this is for 2 days I think. Suki unlocked the PeopleOfWalmart achievement. Rosca de reyes - Kings' bread. Its to celebrate the black guy and the other 2 guys giving gold and stuff to baby Jesus. So... the family or co workers buy 1 for the office, and some hot chocolate or champurrado, you are eating and you found the baby jesus in your bread, which sometimes they are naked with little penises. Well, you found it, that means that next party you will have to bring tamales, sometimes people find it and hide it. This is not a limousine, it's not for rent, it's someones car, and it is a Decepticon. Like 10 dollars on gas for 100 meters. 1 tostada, 1 sope and 1 taco dorado for me. 2 tamales fo ma gurl. I had to try them all to see what's my favorite and next time I will order 3 of those. Maybe 4. Like 3 months ago A LOT of fire dancers started to perform on red lights. Break dancers too, but they suck compared to the fire dancers. Gave him 5 pesos. Algo bien - Something good 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fat ralphy 1,926 Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 FUCK YEAH LARS Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LUGR 1,907 Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 It is very difficult to express myself sometimes. I don't know the word for the metal thing the government puts there for cars with green, yellow and red light. The fathers of stop signs. I don't know. And also, the thing with water, bowl or cup or something. I think you mean traffic lights for the govt. metal thing. Not sure about the water bowl?....a bird bath? LOL Its to celebrate the black guy and the other 2 guys giving gold and stuff to baby Jesus. you are eating and you found the baby jesus in your bread, which sometimes they are naked with little penises. Well, you found it, that means that next party you will have to bring tamales, sometimes people find it and hide it. :spin2: Also, that's a gnarly breakfast IOU...Happy New Year. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Newer Bigger Better 241 Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 Lars: Traffic light. And bucket (la cubeta verdad?) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LarsOne04 173 Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 Yes yes! Bucket! How could I forget that. And traffic lights, yes... thank you. Wanted to prop you 3 but I have to share more blah blah blah... I miss Ralphy's macro-shoots. Also, what's the deal with the pepto bismol and vodka? What happens? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LUGR 1,907 Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 Pepto calms the stomach, vodka calms the nerves. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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