Smacky636 Posted December 31, 2007 Author Share Posted December 31, 2007 how can you be full time at school AND work a fulltime job?? doubles on sat and sunday. the job pay the day difference cuz of the two doubles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky636 Posted December 31, 2007 Author Share Posted December 31, 2007 i already have cancer, but thanks for hoping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 It's cool. I've dated girls like this before. It's all bad. It's gonna be one of these two scenarios if she doesn't handle biz- you have to deal with some fruitcake ex who doesn't get it, or she takes shit that HE did to her out on YOU. Either way, you end up wanting to choke someone, and that ain't good. Volatile situations are a good thing to avoid. And, no, I don't hit or choke women. I'd be lying if I said it hadn't crossed my mind a few times, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 I hope you get double cancer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 Oh snap! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky636 Posted December 31, 2007 Author Share Posted December 31, 2007 it metastasized from my liver to my whole body so do the math cuz it more than doubled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 You're going to die. I know we're all going to die. But you're going to die young. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 metastasized I can't say this word. I just tried and I can't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky636 Posted December 31, 2007 Author Share Posted December 31, 2007 cosign on the not hitting chicks thing and the thought crossing. But i def dont have a problem letting loose on dudes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky636 Posted December 31, 2007 Author Share Posted December 31, 2007 my grandfather told me i was gonna die when he was babysitting me when i was young. me·tas·ta·size /məˈtæstəˌsaɪz/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[muh-tas-tuh-sahyz] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation –verb (used without object), -sized, -siz·ing. 1. Pathology. (of malignant cells or disease-producing organisms) to spread to other parts of the body by way of the blood or lymphatic vessels or membranous surfaces. 2. to spread injuriously: Street gangs have metastasized in our city. 3. to transform, esp. into a dangerous form: The KGB metastasized after the fall of the Soviet Union. Truth metastasized into lurid fantasy. Also, especially British, me·tas·ta·sise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 that sucks dude :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bad_news Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 Chicks dont play Xbox 360...thats the code word for wanting to SMASH. If you didnt smash it already, then just forget about her. No point in losing sleep over the bitch, she'll keep going back to that dumbfuck boyfriend of hers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky636 Posted December 31, 2007 Author Share Posted December 31, 2007 dont worry dog the instant gratification will will still cum... get it. ya lame i know but still im not worried. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 if i were smacky: a short essay by casek if i were smacky and was headed for imminent death, i would not be afraid of anything, even abusive crazy boyfriend guy of bartender chick i want to fuck on. i would walk around with my chin up and my chest out, ready to fuck some shit up at any time. like the a-team, but no crazy black guy who's afraid to fly. and no van. after i did said smashing, i would go home and line myself up some oxyconton. that's to help with the pain in my body from the FUCKING CANCER EATING IT'S WAY TO MY SOUL! and then i'd dance n' graff the night away, pretending carmen electra was still young and smokey robinson was still cool. the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky636 Posted December 31, 2007 Author Share Posted December 31, 2007 outta work catch yall on the flip. oh and i'm not diagnosed but i have a gut feeling i have it. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 I sense a tongue in cheek here about the cancer thing. :rolleyes: Beating up ex-boyfriends is a lame thing to do. Let her dad handle that, that's his job. The beating a father can give to a creep who won't leave his daughter alone is something to be witnessed at least once in a lifetime. It is truly an awe-inspiring event, right up there with watching a volcanic eruption or a tornado. I've seen two in my life, and I tell ya...it's not a pretty sight. I, fortunately, learned at an early age that my dignity is more important than any relationship, and walk away from them. Thus, I have avoided any ass-whoopings of biblical proportions handed out by Angry Dad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 angry dad is a bad thing. i have been fortunate to escape such things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dawood Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 damn, bee thats rough...I had this cuban chick ridin' in my old honda accord (before I was married) arguing with her abusive bf on the cell phone. She was "so done with that nigga" while she was in the ride with me...before and after I smashed for a few weeks..."that nigga" she was "so done with" was punching her in the grill again....I was patrick Swaaaayze...on her. /nodrama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RathofGod Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 I actually read that thing that casek put and it was good I now know to be more of an asshole and be more criminal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 I actually read that thing that casek put and it was good I now know to be more of an asshole and be more criminal and now you know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RathofGod Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 that all I want is to fuck and I must treat women like shit for them to be more attracted to me know the ladder system well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 that all I want is to fuck and I must treat women like shit for them to be more attracted to me know the ladder system well you don't have to treat them like shit, it just helps alot. joking... anyway, what the guy is trying to say with the ladder theory is that you just have to be "not interested" to get some. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RathofGod Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 yeah I got that tom likis or whatever said that if you treat women like shit they'll love you forever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 I think my friend Dan broke it down really well, using me for an example. "You know, *****....I tried to set you up with some nice girls here and there over the years, because I think you're a good guy. You never were interested in them. You'd be nice, but you'd never hit it off with them. However, all the crazy drama hoes that I tried to keep away from you, well...you'd either find them or they would find you somehow, and I just don't understand why one of the nicest guys I know ends up in some of the most chaotic, fucked up relationships." I said, "Just be grateful you'll never have to date me and find out, I guess." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 The whole situation just sounds whack. Fuck her. In more than one meaning of the word if you must. Oh wait, what am I saying. Y'all are slippin up here. PEE IN HER BUT!! DUH!! also, pics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 oh shit i cant believe no one said pee in her butt man we are so sleeping on here its not even funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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