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10 best captions of the year

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As Blastubus, Child-God of Assassins, prepares his sniper rifle Sean-Luc describes the size hole he wants in his dad's chest.

 

 

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Unfortunately, all the money was spent on the time machine's anti-matter engines, thus leaving the engineers to hire one of their grandmothers to fashion a wicker basket hull.

 

 

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Just this morning, Allison told God in her prayer to give her a sign if he wanted her and Tom to move to Turkey.

 

 

 

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This really is the fastest way to cross the Atlantic-WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!

 

 

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Months of grueling research work found that Spider-Man's best form of disguise would be to wear a Spidey mask.

 

 

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Melissa would never misspell "carpool" on Craiglist again.

 

 

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!

 

 

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The coloured potmonster unsuccessfully tries to eat an unimpressed Hindi with chopsticks.

 

 

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Stamps depicting Elvis during his "Hispanic years" are worth millions.

 

 

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Quick, fill my snake up! I have to ride it all the way to Xingmatsu!

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The potmonsters were clever.

 

Everything else is borderline failure.

 

 

the first one is genius

 

props to the mod who changes the title to "craptions"

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