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Another thing i do to get in for free is have a charliecard without enough money on it, and find a steady line/someone who doesn't seem like they'd care if you messed up and wave your card just as the person in front of you is going through, and match the person's strides perfectly so that the sensors think you're still that person who paid. It also cancels out that loud beeping the things make when you go through without paying.

 

 

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i hate everything about boston but theyre hardcore scene.

 

have you seen those boston beatdown videos? Thats some raw shit, just like 20 dudes fucking people up one at a time at shows and what not.

Fuck FSU and all of the other lame ass "crews" at hardcore shows. Go to shows to have fun, not to act like frat boys and pick fights with people for no reason and then have 10 of your boys join in on the fight.

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Welcome to Bawstin (Boston)

 

For those of you who have never been to "Bawstin", this is a good guideline. I hope you will consider coming to "Beantown" in the near future. For those who call New England home, this is just plain great!

Information on Boston and the surrounding area:

 

There's no school on School Street, no court on Court Street, no dock on Dock Square, no water on Water Street. Back Bay streets are in alphabetical "oddah": Arlington, Berkeley, Clarendon, Dartmouth, etc. So are South Boston streets: A, B, C, D, etc. If the streets are named after trees ( e.g. Walnut, Chestnut, Cedar), you're on Beacon Hill. If they're named after poets, you're in Wellesley.

Massachusetts Ave is Mass Ave; Commonwealth Ave is Comm Ave; South Boston is Southie. The South End is the South End.

East Boston is Eastie. The North End is east of the former West End. The West End and Scollay Square are no more; a guy named Rappaport got rid of th em one night. Roxbury is The Burry, Jamaica Plain is J.P.

 

How to say these Massachusetts city names correctly:

**Say it wrong, be shunned**

Worcester: Wuhsta (or Wistah)

Gloucester : Glawsta

Leicester Lesta

Woburn: Wooban

Dedham : Dead-um

Revere: Re-vee-ah

Quincy: Quinzee

Tewksbury : Tooks berry

Leominster : Lemin-sta

Peabody: Pee-ba-dee

Waltham : Walth-ham

Chatham: Chaddum

Samoset: Sam-oh-set or Sum-aw-set but nevah Summerset!

 

Definitions:

Frappes have ice cream, milkshakes don't.

If it is fizzy and flavored, it's tonic.

Soda is CLUB SODA.

"Pop" is Dad.

When we want Tonic WATER, we will ask for Tonic WATER.

The smallest beer is a pint.

Scrod is whatever they tell you it is, usually fish. If you paid more than $6/pound, you got scrod.

It's not a water fountain; it's a bubblah.

It's not a trashcan; it's a barrel.

It's not a spucky, a hero or grinder,... it's a sub.

It's not a shopping cart; it' s a carriage.

It's not a purse; it's a pockabook.

They're not franks; they're haht dahgs; Franks are money in Switzahland.

 

Police don't drive patrol units or black and whites they drive a "crooza". If you take the bus, your on the "looza crooza". It's not a rubber band, it's an elastic. It's not a traffic circle, it's a rotary. "Going to the islands" means Martha's Vineyard & Nantucket.

 

The Sox = The Red Sox

The C's = The Celtics

The B's = The Bruins

 

Things not to do:

 

Don't pahk your cah in Hahvid Yahd .. they'll tow it to Meffa (Medford) or Summahville (Somerville).

Don't sleep on the Common. (Boston Common)

Don't wear Orange in Southie on St. Patrick's Day.

 

Things you should know:

 

There are two State Houses, two City Halls, two courthouses, two Hancock buildings (one old, one new for each).

 

The colored lights on top the old Hancock tell the weatha':

"Solid blue, clear view...."

"Flashing blue, clouds du e . ..."

"Solid red, rain ahead...."

"Flashing red, snow instead...." - (except in summer; flashing red means the Red Sox game was rained out)

 

Most people live here all their life and still don't know what the hell is going on with this one.

 

Route 128 is also I-95 south. It's also I-93 north.

 

The underground train is not a subway. It's the "T", and it doesn't run all night (fah chrysakes, this ain't Noo Yawk).

Order the "cold tea" in China Town after 2:00 am you'll get a kettle full of beer.

 

Bostonians... think that it's their God-given right to cut off someone in traffic.

Bostonians...think that there are only 25 letters in the alphabet (no R's - except in "idea").

Bostonians...think that three straight days of 90+ temperatures is a heat wave.

Bostonians...refer to six inches of snow as a "dusting."

Bostonians...always "bang a left" as soon as the light turns green, and oncoming traffic always expects it.

Bostonians...believe that using your turn signal is a sign of weakness.

Bostonians...think that 63-degree ocean water is warm.

Bostonians...think Rhode Island accents are annoying.

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How to say these Massachusetts city names correctly:

**Say it wrong, be shunned**

Worcester: Wuhsta (or Wistah)

Gloucester : Glawsta

Leicester Lesta

Woburn: Wooban

Dedham : Dead-um

Revere: Re-vee-ah

Quincy: Quinzee

Tewksbury : Tooks berry

Leominster : Lemin-sta

Peabody: Pee-ba-dee

Waltham : Walth-ham

Chatham: Chaddum

Samoset: Sam-oh-set or Sum-aw-set but nevah Summerset!

 

it's a good bit north of Boston, but i'm gonna throw this one in anyway..

 

Haverhill: Hayvrull

 

i tried to explain all of this to my wife, i think she says the shit wrong just to piss off my family. which is fine.

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