hatetown Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/bizarre/5408241.html Dec. 28, 2007, 8:17AM Thieves make off with 2,600 cases of beer in Georgia Associated Press ALBANY, Ga. — Sounds like some south Georgia crooks have been stocking up for a big holiday bash. Thieves took tractor-trailers loaded with beer and swiped the suds twice within the past week, authorities said. Dougherty County authorities are investigating a report of a missing 53-foot-long trailer that was loaded with more than 2,300 cases of beer. Police said the beer disappeared sometime between Dec. 21 and Thursday. Also on Dec.21, more than 300 cases of beer were stolen from another tractor-trailer, which had a tracking device. The trailer as driven about three miles before it was emptied, according to police. ..wow, wherever party that beer was headed to, i wish i could have been there. nothing tastes better than a free beer..or 2000+ cases of free beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 holy fucking christ... thats a hell of a lot of beer. looks like i got to step my drinking game up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 If your gonna steal shit...do it up right! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 georgia might be full of retards that can't speak english, but they sure know how to gank beer. kudos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 even at $5 a case...you could make 10,000 bucks.. flip your shit and make more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 Holy shit, and i thought i was a badass when i got 5 cases. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 ahhaha that's awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 someone else has accomplished my dream before me.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 ive always thought of steeling the aco or kmart truck with paint in it it'd be too easy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 I'm about to go to Georgia. I won't be doing things like stealing truck loads of beer though. It's pretty impressive, none the less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 almost as good as my boy who worked at a recycling depot and got all he beer from a trailer that over turned. had beer for over a year. Had so much it went bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 i have stolen many cases of beer in my time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bad_news Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 almost as good as my boy who worked at a recycling depot and got all he beer from a trailer that over turned. Yeah right, stealing two beer trailers is way more metal. You gotta love those georgians...It could of been a trailer full of electronics instead. This really shows where there priorities are at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 i grew up across the street from a beer distributor. in the summer we would go over there, find a truck that was unlocked, and steals cases of molson canadian and molson golden. beer tastes like shit when you're 14, and tastes even worse when it's been hiding in your eves troughs, on your roof for months. we had so much beer, we didn't know what to do with it. so we smashed it all over the place. those were good days. i think. i don't really remember. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 thats straight awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 fuck this. GIANTS scored a td on the first drive against NE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 that is awesome.. i want to be at this party when it goes down. something like this happened in ireland, only they stole an 18-wheeler full of beer.. from the warehouse.. backed it up... got it loaded up and took off... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 tops the Henry Hill lufthansa heist in my book Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 i'm told that a few years ago in ireland some thieves stole a shipment of money that was being sent to be destroyed or something. it was something absolutely insane, like 100million dollars or something. as a result, the government made all new money. i could be wrong about that whole story, but i always thought it was funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 we used to grab cases from grocery stores and run out the back with them... one time my buddy had never been to the one we were at and as we run out the back we cut right after we get out the door to go down these stairs and dude runs straight full sprint... had no idea he was running straight off a loading dock. muther fucker took his last step and gave this look of "ooooooooh fuck!" beer went everywhere and dude fucked his day up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 i'm told that a few years ago in ireland some thieves stole a shipment of money that was being sent to be destroyed or something. it was something absolutely insane, like 100million dollars or something. as a result, the government made all new money. i could be wrong about that whole story, but i always thought it was funny. prolly before they changed to euro in 2002 (I think). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 GIANTS just ran back a punt for a td. if you arnt watching this game you suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted December 30, 2007 Author Share Posted December 30, 2007 i used to always steal beer out of the beer man's truck when he went inside the gas station all the damn time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 My sister stole a keg off of a beer truck once. It was Coors Light, but free beer is free beer. 2,600 cases of beer...that's a lot of beer. One gigantic burp and a beer piss that would last for weeks, I tell ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giftopolis Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stimme Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 GIANTS just ran back a punt for a td. if you arnt watching this game you suck. The GIANTS LOST!!!! Damn GIANTS fucked it up!!! And I've always wanted to run up to one of those beverage trucks and take as much as possible ..but never did:mad: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 i'm told that a few years ago in ireland some thieves stole a shipment of money that was being sent to be destroyed or something. it was something absolutely insane, like 100million dollars or something. as a result, the government made all new money. i could be wrong about that whole story, but i always thought it was funny. bank heist in northern ireland. 26mil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_Bank_robbery I love shit like this. It looks like they did re-issue the money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 they got caught? that blows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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