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madsencarl

i have 44 cans of mother

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Drive around throwing them at hookers or glue them to the side of a synagogue in the shape of a swastika because hate crimes are 2008.

 

BTW what the fuck is a can of mother?

 

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fill them with some kind of white powder in little baggies, then do a bad job trying to seal them so its obvious that there are bags of white powder inside them. Show up at the post office stick them in a box in front of a postal worker, making sure that the bags of white powder are obvious and mail them to some conservative christian pundit from fox news..

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Tie them all together and put wires all around them and a big clock strapped to the front and sit it in front of a court house or something.

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smash em down to puck size and throw em at people while rollin down the street in your fly whip son. word that'll teach em not to walk down the street. fuckin pedestrians...wait i dont drive.....scratch that i go with DAO on this one...get the drink man.

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store urine in them and then build a giant pee powered robot that has rocket booster things on it's legs and head.

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or cut them up and polish the pieces to a mirror like finish, and join them to build a giant sun reflector so you can accelerate global warming, and kill all the fuckers on this planet. then you can be like will smith in I am legend and drive around NYC with your awesome dog pwning deer, but all without the zombies. but i guess on the upside you would be free to have sex with all the dead women arround the place, if you're into that sorta thing.

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put them ina box and bury it. then make a treasure map and give it to a kid who looks lonely. tell him there's gold in it.

 

follow him when he goes to dig it up, and laugh when he opens it.

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build your own ford escape hybrid and use it to pick up underage emo girls who will throw themselves at you and the car because of the planet-saving mileage you get.

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