madsencarl Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 and they're empty. what the fuck should i do with them? best answer wins props. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted December 25, 2007 Author Share Posted December 25, 2007 mother is a type of energy drink. my ex bought it for me to no end. well, a 44 can end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 Cut them into armor and declare war on your neighbors on New Years eve by storming their place... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 Drive around throwing them at hookers or glue them to the side of a synagogue in the shape of a swastika because hate crimes are 2008. BTW what the fuck is a can of mother? Edit: N/M Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 crooked I nigga BLiDdDdDDiT BLaAaAaAaT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 Typing simulated gun noises is hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 fill them with some kind of white powder in little baggies, then do a bad job trying to seal them so its obvious that there are bags of white powder inside them. Show up at the post office stick them in a box in front of a postal worker, making sure that the bags of white powder are obvious and mail them to some conservative christian pundit from fox news.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 Take them to the scrap yard and get beer money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 Tie them all together and put wires all around them and a big clock strapped to the front and sit it in front of a court house or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallafarce Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 smash em down to puck size and throw em at people while rollin down the street in your fly whip son. word that'll teach em not to walk down the street. fuckin pedestrians...wait i dont drive.....scratch that i go with DAO on this one...get the drink man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 store urine in them and then build a giant pee powered robot that has rocket booster things on it's legs and head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 when i googled "MOTHERS". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 glue them together to create one giant mother fucker of a dildo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 recycle them so you can help stop global warming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uncle-boy Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 peyote, that wont help stop global warming you crazy bastard. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 or cut them up and polish the pieces to a mirror like finish, and join them to build a giant sun reflector so you can accelerate global warming, and kill all the fuckers on this planet. then you can be like will smith in I am legend and drive around NYC with your awesome dog pwning deer, but all without the zombies. but i guess on the upside you would be free to have sex with all the dead women arround the place, if you're into that sorta thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 ^^ Thanks for ruining the movie, you asshat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 put them ina box and bury it. then make a treasure map and give it to a kid who looks lonely. tell him there's gold in it. follow him when he goes to dig it up, and laugh when he opens it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 and punch him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 build your own ford escape hybrid and use it to pick up underage emo girls who will throw themselves at you and the car because of the planet-saving mileage you get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 why do you have 44 empty cans just sitting around again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 recycle them so you can help stop global warming I already said recycle them to get beer money. Beer trumps hippy shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skag Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 Buy some more energy drinks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Chaos Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 duhhh turn em in for 5 cents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Stevens Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 get a bb gun and start shootin! or if you can get a real one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 build a penis protector/shield so that you can safely fuck paris hilton, without having to worry about your penis dropping off the next day. you may only need one can for this, depending on your size, but if you do have any left over, throw them at paris hilton after you have fucked her to indicate your contempt and that she makes you feel gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 I already said recycle them to get beer money. Beer trumps hippy shit. :lol: if i had any props left, it would be clicked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 i dont recycle. i drink beer. i litter more than any human being on this planet..i LOVE going to foreign countries, buying McDonalds and leaving my trash on the ground. GO AMERICA !!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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