Weapon X Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 My neighbourhood pubs are all closed. Where will I go for social contact except 12oz? I can go drink with some losers at my buddy's shop in a bit, I guess, but I was really looking forward to some liver and onions and pool and drinking with the neighbourhood alcoholics. I should have gotten Mass Effect earlier today before the stores closed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 thanks god for alcoholics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 I'm home alone, still peeing out of my ass from Saturday nights events, bugging the fuck out about getting my phone back from a coke fiend because I'm paranoid he is going to pawn it before he knows it is my phone and I am going to have to put him in ICU. I still got to wrap a bunch of presents too. And I don't have any bud because I don't have my fucking phone!!! Tonight sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 holy shit i better run and get some smokes real fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 ha-ha...Christmas eve doesn't even exist to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 i'm at home tonight, as well. got some crown upstairs but no cokes. crown w/o coke makes me vomit black stuff. don't ask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 ive been shitting up a storm and farting thanks to like 2 pots of coffee a day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 man... I am watching my friends dog for her while she is out of town.. trying to quit smoking... my internet barely fucking works... i got @ 32oz of king cobra, sine the fucking store out here where my friend lives doesn't sell 40ozs... and i am not going to be able to go get more beer since the store is like an 40 minute walk, its about to start raining and I have a big fucking hole in the bottom of one of my shoes... So yeah fuck x-mas eve... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 this faggot hit me with the fuck you button after 2 rings..if i don't get my phone back tonight motherfucker's crib is getting ran up on and his flat screen and ps2 and computer are mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted December 25, 2007 Author Share Posted December 25, 2007 ^ do it. Dude is ignoring you. Go over there right now, b. That's your phone, and he's a fiend. It's on it's way to the pawn shop right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 yea do da dam thang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 just ate some fancy meal at my aunts house... now my ass is burning from butt pee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 you guys need to hope this shit is in your fucking stockings tomorrow: and Glik$ --that coffee diet is going to give you an ulcer the size of jupiter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 smoking some of texas's finest out of my new contraption and i've got a case of modelo so we will be opening preseents in the afternoon/evening Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 yeah dude i got the whole "it isn't here" story. service is cancelled and motherfuckers are going to die. why on christmas? jesus fucking christ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 Gucci --i'm no thug, but i think you need to go over to this kid's house and get a cheeseburger! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 merry xmas door-kicking-in thats what you need to give him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 yo gucci why does some junkie have your phone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awkward eye Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 I'm downloadin' a shit load of music off of soulseek, since I lost all mine 3 days ago...Oh and I opened gifts from my wife. And I'm drinkin' Gonzo Imperial Porter from the flyin dog, tonight kicks ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 I'm going bombing at around ten or so...if I don't pass out first. I'm pretty drunk and I just ate a cookie. I hope I don't have to run from anyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awkward eye Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 I hope I don't have to run from anyone.Beware of Lady e...:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 I'm fucking shaking I want to beat this mother fucker until he doesn't know what a phone is, but then I think how he is a little bitch and I will probably catch a case over a phone, I don't really know what to do. Usually I leave the petty shit like this to karma because I can afford a new phone and it is my fault for being so fucked up and leaving it there in the first place. Then I think maybe it was the world's way of telling me I was fucking up? Because those people were the only link between me and being really ripped and doing cocaine. I kind of feel like I'm getting checked right now because I will never associate with those fucks ever again and that was my only link to bad shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 don't worry about Lady E --she's getting that 9 inch forehead waxed tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 cut the losses Gucci...give it a day or two ,then get a new phone. Don't catch a case over some basehead lowlifes and a replaceable phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 Gucci- And that's all you need to give him for Xmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enigmatic Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 I hate christmas eve so fucking much. God damn, I thought I was the only one. But the thing is, this is the first year that xmas has just sucked insanely. And its all due to my fucking mother. I think my parents must hate me or something. Im supposed to be "spending christmas with my family" and all i hear all day is her bitching about stuff, playing solitare, and smoking. I honestly dont care that shes bipolar, fucking grow up already. Then theres the fact that I am alone in this shitty appartment... ya no tree or anything over here lol. All my freinds are having awesome christmas dinners/partys. My family is not social, i do not know if my parents actually have freinds, or even like eachother... So no partys. with that said it is 8:30 and I actually see no point in NOT going to sleep. I think the worst part about this is this is supposed to be the holiday break from my worthless life. And its worse than normal, i hate the holidays this year. They just seem to bring out the worst of bad situations. So with nothing to look forward to tommorow, no gifts under the non existant tree, all my freinds (of which i am seriously jealous) having an awesome time. It will be another mediocre day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 Yeah I was thinking that too. I think it sounds good. I wish he had a car to do it to, but wait? Someone already took out every window on his car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awkward eye Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 I hate christmas eve so fucking much. God damn, I thought I was the only one. But the thing is, this is the first year that xmas has just sucked insanely. And its all due to my fucking mother. I think my parents must hate me or something. Im supposed to be "spending christmas with my family" and all i hear all day is her bitching about stuff, playing solitare, and smoking. I honestly dont care that shes bipolar, fucking grow up already. Then theres the fact that I am alone in this shitty appartment... ya no tree or anything over here lol. All my freinds are having awesome christmas dinners/partys. My family is not social, i do not know if my parents actually have freinds, or even like eachother... So no partys. with that said it is 8:30 and I actually see no point in NOT going to sleep. I think the worst part about this is this is supposed to be the holiday break from my worthless life. And its worse than normal, i hate the holidays this year. They just seem to bring out the worst of bad situations. So with nothing to look forward to tommorow, no gifts under the non existant tree, all my freinds (of which i am seriously jealous) having an awesome time. It will be another mediocre day. Either kill yourself or appreciate the family you have. p.s. buy a diary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enigmatic Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 gucci dont do it. horrible reproccusions. just call the phone company on wednesday if you dont have it back and tranfser your service to a new phone. You just have to pay for the phone... you can get one for 80 bucks? yeah... something like that. if you really want to get back at the guy just go up to his house and take your phone back. he cant do anything about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 My mom and her friend made Menudo, Pozole, and tamales!! im gonna grub, then go out and drink with my friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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