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Man, screw Christmas Eve

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My neighbourhood pubs are all closed. Where will I go for social contact except 12oz? I can go drink with some losers at my buddy's shop in a bit, I guess, but I was really looking forward to some liver and onions and pool and drinking with the neighbourhood alcoholics.

 

I should have gotten Mass Effect earlier today before the stores closed.

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I'm home alone, still peeing out of my ass from Saturday nights events, bugging the fuck out about getting my phone back from a coke fiend because I'm paranoid he is going to pawn it before he knows it is my phone and I am going to have to put him in ICU.

 

I still got to wrap a bunch of presents too.

 

And I don't have any bud because I don't have my fucking phone!!!

 

Tonight sucks.

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i'm at home tonight, as well. got some crown upstairs but no cokes.

crown w/o coke makes me vomit black stuff.

 

don't ask.

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ive been shitting up a storm and farting thanks to like 2 pots of coffee a day

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man... I am watching my friends dog for her while she is out of town.. trying to quit smoking... my internet barely fucking works... i got @ 32oz of king cobra, sine the fucking store out here where my friend lives doesn't sell 40ozs... and i am not going to be able to go get more beer since the store is like an 40 minute walk, its about to start raining and I have a big fucking hole in the bottom of one of my shoes...

 

So yeah fuck x-mas eve...

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this faggot hit me with the fuck you button after 2 rings..if i don't get my phone back tonight motherfucker's crib is getting ran up on and his flat screen and ps2 and computer are mine.

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^ do it. Dude is ignoring you. Go over there right now, b. That's your phone, and he's a fiend. It's on it's way to the pawn shop right now.

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smoking some of texas's finest out of my new contraption

 

 

and i've got a case of modelo so we will be opening preseents in the afternoon/evening

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yeah dude i got the whole "it isn't here" story.

 

service is cancelled and motherfuckers are going to die.

 

why on christmas? jesus fucking christ.

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I'm downloadin' a shit load of music off of soulseek, since I lost all mine 3 days ago...Oh and I opened gifts from my wife.

 

And I'm drinkin' Gonzo Imperial Porter from the flyin dog, tonight kicks ass.

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I'm going bombing at around ten or so...if I don't pass out first.

 

I'm pretty drunk and I just ate a cookie. I hope I don't have to run from anyone.

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I'm fucking shaking I want to beat this mother fucker until he doesn't know what a phone is, but then I think how he is a little bitch and I will probably catch a case over a phone, I don't really know what to do. Usually I leave the petty shit like this to karma because I can afford a new phone and it is my fault for being so fucked up and leaving it there in the first place. Then I think maybe it was the world's way of telling me I was fucking up? Because those people were the only link between me and being really ripped and doing cocaine. I kind of feel like I'm getting checked right now because I will never associate with those fucks ever again and that was my only link to bad shit.

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cut the losses Gucci...give it a day or two ,then get a new phone. Don't catch a case over some basehead lowlifes and a replaceable phone.

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Gucci-

 

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And that's all you need to give him for Xmas.

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