BrineShrimpr Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Smash! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.coma Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 nah you spike lee'd that, homie. i did the same thing sat. night. i hit up one of the bars that they advertise on the radio, (you know the one's with tha 11'oclock news reverb cranked) and ordered my usual amaretto when i check the broad next to me. nice hour-glass the way i like it and those heels that tie up to the ankle. her back was to me so i did'nt see the front. well she turns to order a drink and it was like god put that bitch on blast cuz the strobe,spot, and laser lights went straight to this chicks shiny greased-up ass forehead. like H.R. Giger shiny. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 shock is one thing, i'm sure she's used to that. a bad thing to do, would have been running away screaming "it's a zombie, it's a zombie." or in Mero stylee: "IT'S A MUTHAFUCKING ZOMBIE DOG, NAHMSAYIN, MUTHAFUCKING ZOMBIE DOG!! THE SKY IS FALLING BAKED POTATO AND ALL DOG, MUTHAFUCKING NAHMSAYIN DOG!!!" i think that might have been rude. shock though, unless you instinctually punched her in the face, is ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giftopolis Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 oh shit - earl just had me rollin with his chicken little ebonics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: Mero, you're a crazy motherfucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X22 Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 id still smash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 well she turns to order a drink and it was like god put that bitch on blast cuz the strobe,spot, and laser lights went straight to this chicks shiny greased-up ass forehead. strobelight honey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 shoulda offered to twist one up and share with em the girl who locked lips with a toaster oven would naturally be last in rotation last so you can get the dutch back right off her mouth? i think she would be second.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Blazzed Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 THE LAST THING THAT BITCH IS GONNA WANT TO DO IS HAVE ANYTHING REMOTLEY ON FIRE IN FRONT OF HER FACE THAT BITCH HAD A GEORGE FOREMAN GRILLATIN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sars.Saw.Chicago Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giftopolis Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 i think the topic and responses of this thread have had me laughin more than anything else so far Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 SHORTIES FACE LOOKED LIKE A BAKED POTATO. . HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted December 25, 2007 Author Share Posted December 25, 2007 THE LAST THING THAT BITCH IS GONNA WANT TO DO IS HAVE ANYTHING REMOTLEY ON FIRE IN FRONT OF HER FACE THAT BITCH HAD A GEORGE FOREMAN GRILLATIN :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbrshmonster Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 I CHOKED UP A LIL BIT AND SAID "OHH!" AND THEN TRIED TO PLAY IT OFF LIKE I CAUGHT A CRAMP IN MY LEG AND SHIT. i know this shit been quoted but COME ON. i read this shit like 5 hours ago and came back laughing on it. GOOD GRAVY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 I CHOKED UP A LIL BIT AND SAID "OHH!" AND THEN TRIED TO PLAY IT OFF LIKE I CAUGHT A CRAMP IN MY LEG AND SHIT. AAAAAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh shit that made me fucking LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallafarce Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 george foreman grillatin...fucken funny as mother fuckers.....baked potatoe and shit fuckin eh im drunk and that just made my fuckin night!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 meros kids are goign to have some awesome story times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 that baked potato comment had me Laughing like a haitian hyena. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 THAT BITCH HAD A GEORGE FOREMAN GRILLATIN :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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