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I think people who listen to soulja boy should be dragged out into the street and stoned to death...

Anyone with a soulja boy ringtone should be flayed alive..

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no its 432 am and I just got done watching infamy.. and I want to go to sleep but I somehow see myself lying in bed restless for at least a hour trying to sleep..

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no way... my roomates watching 300 with his bi curious friend......

 

 

i gotta get drunk in order to pass out in my room with the door locked and a few knives by my side...

 

i know my roomate is bisexual and a guy... that bothers me none at all... but his friend thinks me smoking a ciggerette in my room is a sign that i want to suck his dick.. add to the fact that we are all way past plastered and dude has already been naked 9 times tonight for no reason.......he even fucked the ginormous girl not even 3 hours ago.. and those fools are watching half nude spartans in the livingroom and just cracked open a bottle of vodka... and now they are screaming for spaartaaaa... 300 must be the bi curious anthem movie of the year.

 

guy: hey you wanna swing by my pad and watch 300?

 

dude: why not .. want me to bring over a few beers?

 

guy : sure.

 

-later that day-

 

guy: this is really intense... it makes me want to take of my shirt

 

dude: yea me too

 

---------cue 80's porno music--

 

 

no thank you..

 

 

and with that i'mma go to bed

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so team sleep problems.. this girl came over my crib tonight... i wanst really trying to smash it once she showed up... so she got me drunk.. i tried to avoid... so she got it going on.. get naked.. got me naked.. I was about to smash.. and she said no I don't want to do this...

I told her to fuck off...

any ideas for anything to do to her tonight considering my blue balls..

 

p.s. the only reason I was willing to smash was she laughed at all the t12oz threads I showed her..

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#1: sooooo she wanted it... then denied it??

yeah i would've told her to fuck off too.. especially if im butt ass naked...

 

#2: explode the blue balls right on her face..

eye if possible and laugh at her when she says it burns

and yell out "pooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwnnnnnnn'dd!!!!"

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