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hahahahaha fucking shit im sitting right here.

( not minding my own)

and theres these four nerd squad type d00ds that walk in.

they start (trying) to talk about a bunch of non sense, like:

ahh hell yeah dude i just got this ??? graphic card. its like 32 bits or some shit like that.

and then, the other three dudes are totally fucking amazed.then they start asking. dude how did you get it ZOMG!!!!!!

then the dude start doing some shit in the Command pannel. and the other dudes

start jerkin their cocks cause they are so fucking amazed cause they have never seen that in their entire life.

 

then one of the dudes start saying. well at least i can hack stuff.

he thinks downloading patches and bots for online games is hacking.

its considered hacking to some degree. but im a fucking retard when it comes to computers.

and i know how to do that type of shit

 

damn thais shit is hillarious. i will be tuning in more.

 

 

no point of this thread. just thought id share.

anyone else seen people like this???

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when you are using the program that someone else wrote to hack the game you are playing you are not actually hacking. the person that programmed that shit is a hacker. not you.

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yes that is correct.

i dont use hacks thos. i get 40 kills 5-10 deaths on a full game.

im tellling you

 

SUCKAZ GET PWNED!

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i fucked with hacks in pubs for a long while in CS. using actual hacks, recording yourself and then watching yourself play helps you identify hackers in matches.

 

its also really funny when you get bored and start headshotting people through walls and clear a server because everyone gets annoyed.

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There's another very interesting drawing underneath the tinfoil hat instructions.

On topic, yeah I know people like that, everytime I bump into them, the conversation goes from the weather, to my cs'ing past. Then somehow it's ends up being, "w00t!1 New Radeon BullshitOner, do you has it?!" I don't get the hype, i'm tech-retarded.

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Guest shai_hulud

Last login: Mon Dec 17 19:33:24 on ttyp1

Welcome to Darwin!

blacks-powerbook-g4-15:~ black$ top

 

Processes: 56 total, 2 running, 54 sleeping... 189 threads 11:47:42

Load Avg: 0.97, 0.78, 0.59 CPU usage: 25.1% user, 34.1% sys, 40.7% idle

SharedLibs: num = 199, resident = 32.5M code, 3.20M data, 4.65M LinkEdit

MemRegions: num = 12102, resident = 300M + 6.78M private, 82.0M shared

PhysMem: 64.0M wired, 264M active, 173M inactive, 501M used, 10.4M free

VM: 3.97G + 144M 417634(0) pageins, 383905(0) pageouts

 

PID COMMAND %CPU TIME #TH #PRTS #MREGS RPRVT RSHRD RSIZE VSIZE

6421 Top 25.8% 0:09.14 1 18 22 1.16M 452K 3.01M 27.0M

6420 bash 0.0% 0:00.08 1 14 16 184K 900K 816K 27.2M

6419 login 0.0% 0:00.10 1 16 36 148K 468K 576K 26.9M

6305 mdimport 0.0% 0:01.14 3 60 50 812K 1.95M 2.20M 38.7M

6199 lookupd 0.0% 0:08.50 2 34 37 796K 816K 1.54M 28.5M

6008 Preview 0.0% 0:03.72 1 71 112 828K 4.21M 2.57M 82.8M

5981 tor 0.0% 8:01.04 2 16 62 27.5M 12.9M 37.7M 67.5M

5978 Vidalia 0.1% 19:39.21 4 83 192 28.4M 11.8M 39.9M 141M

5972 privoxy 0.0% 0:00.10 1 10 16 0K 368K 496K 26.8M

5895 diskimages 0.0% 0:04.72 4 61 57 280K 1.98M 4.95M 44.1M

5785 Safari 16.9% 2:30:08 13 276 5197 159M 44.5M 140M 488M

5696 TextEdit 0.0% 0:24.04 2 95 152 1.15M 5.20M 12.9M 85.4M

4965 Terminal 0.6% 2:39.47 6 171 168 1.63M 9.88M 7.82M 96.5M

2504 Google Upd 0.0% 0:04.41 1 58 67 324K 1.62M 4.34M 71.1M

2436 Adium 3.3% 4:25:31 7 333 716 29.3M 10.3M 15.1M 222M

2180 DashboardC 0.0% 1:55.12 4 121 196 5.28M 5.38M 6.19M 94.9M

1373 AppleFileS 0.0% 1:15.79 3 59 46 104K 836K 1.90M 34.3M

566 GrowlHelpe 0.0% 4:08.31 5 117 165 5.04M 5.04M 12.1M 90.5M

565 System Eve 0.0% 0:05.13 1 62 83 476K 1.58M 4.50M 70.9M

476 AppleSpell 0.0% 5:00.87 1 58 36 360K 1.72M 3.22M 37.7M

314 DashboardC 0.0% 3:57.38 4 106 155 6.11M 3.64M 12.7M 87.9M

313 DashboardC 0.0% 0:28.34 3 101 123 1.74M 3.25M 9.73M 81.4M

312 DashboardC 0.0% 2:21.21 3 94 141 2.42M 3.63M 6.75M 83.2M

311 DashboardC 0.0% 0:15.32 3 95 114 964K 2.76M 6.76M 82.2M

231 automount 0.0% 0:00.47 3 40 30 72K 732K 584K 28.7M

227 automount 0.0% 1:27.94 5 78 41 288K 732K 1.56M 29.8M

223 rpc.lockd 0.0% 0:00.01 1 10 17 0K 364K 372K 26.7M

214 nfsiod 0.0% 0:00.00 5 30 25 0K 364K 396K 28.6M

138 UniversalA 0.0% 81:51.29 1 64 83 560K 2.78M 5.53M 76.6M

135 Finder 0.0% 3:59.19 4 178 214 2.58M 6.39M 9.12M 104M

133 SystemUISe 0.0% 11:13.56 3 213 278 2.13M 6.35M 9.68M 100M

131 Dock 0.0% 5:45.78 2 147 171 1012K 6.35M 6.68M 89.0M

126 pbs 0.0% 0:01.65 2 39 43 16K 1.79M 2.85M 53.9M

115 mds 0.0% 18:23.23 8 101 92 2.09M 1.79M 4.29M 44.0M

82 crashrepor 0.0% 0:00.01 1 17 17 0K 364K 480K 26.6M

76 loginwindo 0.0% 1:41.03 5 239 180 1.02M 6.12M 7.21M 93.2M

75 ATSServer 0.0% 2:07.83 2 99 108 976K 4.46M 2.66M 61.4M

73 coreservic 0.0% 2:31.81 3 119 202 616K 1.97M 2.52M 40.9M

71 WindowServ 2.3% 13:46:10 2 304 322 6.64M 12.8M 19.8M 135M

65 distnoted 0.0% 0:57.64 1 49 20 240K 568K 1.83M 27.0M

62 DirectoryS 0.0% 3:21.89 4 82 48 584K 1.36M 2.19M 31.0M

60 update 0.0% 28:53.88 1 14 18 52K 372K 776K 26.6M

55 notifyd 0.0% 0:34.34 2 68 21 116K 396K 816K 27.2M

 

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If being a nerd means, "Can I decipher that and do something useful with it?" then the answer is yes, I'm a nerd.

 

Do I geek out with other people? Not really, most of my friends are pretty non-technical, unless it deals with making bongs. Then they turn into a cross between Thomas Edison and Thomas Chong.

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and....o yeah, Download Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory

 

suckaz get PWNED!

 

 

dude, i gots teh enemy territory. we need to battle it out one day.

 

was trying to get sneakandcreep on it... nigga don't listen.

 

what's a casek gonna do?

 

p.s.: i don't hang out with fags who talk about video cards like they are milkgrenades thighs.

 

forreal.

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theres this big ass nerd kid in my chemistry class...

always wearing HALO 3 t-shirts or Warcraft shirts...

always talking about games, computers,

or some stupid ass video of some chineese dude

swallowing a gallon of water in 5 secons...

(yes hes said that plenty of times)

and hes on the teachers nuts too...

then again im in a class with nothing but sophmores...

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i will fucking dominate you in ET.

 

 

wait! the fuck outta here? you play , too?

 

damn! we need a team oontz or some shit.

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Guest shai_hulud

Mellow- that's a Process ID table. It tells me what applications and daemons are running on my laptop in real time and what resources they're using.

 

The numbers change every second in real time.

 

If you have a Mac, open up a terminal window and type "top" in at the prompt. You'll get the PID table. To kill top, press Q.

 

Ctrl+alt+del on a PC does more or less the same thing.

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rar hax0rs rock

they need to hax0r all these classes so i can become a health care aid provider dude faster

 

 

esc or ctrl c if you're using command prompt on windows or alt + f4

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i fucked with hacks in pubs for a long while in CS. using actual hacks, recording yourself and then watching yourself play helps you identify hackers in matches.

 

its also really funny when you get bored and start headshotting people through walls and clear a server because everyone gets annoyed.

 

 

and you do realize a majority of public hacks are backdoored.

 

 

 

i hate cs because a majority of faggots hack and then will deny it up the ass that they are hacking.

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and you do realize a majority of public hacks are backdoored.

 

 

 

i hate cs because a majority of faggots hack and then will deny it up the ass that they are hacking.

 

i dont know anything about hacking meaning that i also dont know anything about what hacks being backdoored are.

 

i never used public hacks, i had the hook on the newest private hacks.

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wait! the fuck outta here? you play , too?

 

damn! we need a team oontz or some shit.

 

Casek. Get on the RTCW tip son. All about that shit back in like 2001.

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Casek. Get on the RTCW tip son. All about that shit back in like 2001.

 

got a cracked version on my computer. i downloaded it so me and my nephew could battle it out.

 

i'll see what i can do...

 

enemy territory is free. i was using the add-on www.truecombatelite.net

 

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