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Re: so this one time a deco pen exploded in my pants and somehow went up my urethra...true

 

You must not read much then, jerky.

 

So eatso, I still haven't figured out the BMX gang name.

But..when I do, I am getting shirts made up.

So we can rep it to the fullest.

 

Dude is making me a shirt with his drunk face on it.

So I can wear it home in the morning.

That's so romantic.

 

Hey dudes, feel free to give me props for this at any time.

Really.

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Re: so this one time a deco pen exploded in my pants and somehow went up my urethra...true

 

back in high school we gave this girl a aspirin and told her it was ex.

 

 

 

after like 15 minutes she started to go on about how she was feeling the shit

 

then about 45 minutes later she was seriously acting like she was rolling balls, trying to give everyone massages, talking really fast, etc etc.

 

eventually we felt bad and told her it was just an aspirin

 

she went to a different school the next year

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Re: so this one time a deco pen exploded in my pants and somehow went up my urethra...true

 

back in high school we gave this girl a aspirin and told her it was ex.

 

 

 

after like 15 minutes she started to go on about how she was feeling the shit

 

then about 45 minutes later she was seriously acting like she was rolling balls, trying to give everyone massages, talking really fast, etc etc.

 

eventually we felt bad and told her it was just an aspirin

 

she went to a different school the next year

 

all i can say is...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:lol:

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Re: so this one time a deco pen exploded in my pants and somehow went up my urethra...true

 

back in high school we gave this girl a aspirin and told her it was ex.

 

 

 

after like 15 minutes she started to go on about how she was feeling the shit

 

then about 45 minutes later she was seriously acting like she was rolling balls, trying to give everyone massages, talking really fast, etc etc.

 

eventually we felt bad and told her it was just an aspirin

 

she went to a different school the next year

 

i did the same thing to someone, except she thought there was booze in her drink but there really wasnt, we put something else that tasted generally strong and since the girl didnt realy drink she couldnt tell i guess, cuz she started acting drunk as hell and still to this day doesnt know we all laughed at her all night. not with her, at her.

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