Top signs your a Loser

[eatso]

wheres ssn

I feel like getting my e-stalk on

or spread aids?

we need to get our hot air ballon trip rolling...

[eatso]

twinky call someone an asshat...

[blood fart]

WERD SON.

 

Actually, having a failing liver isn't all it's cracked up to be.

 

I mean, sure I can get drunk easily, but my body pays the price the next day.

I am always tired.

 

The other night I drank 2 Sparks while waiting for the bus.

That took around 20 minutes.

I got to the bar and ordered a whiskey and a beer.

Double shots of Jameson's.

Three of those in an hour.

One Lone Star.

 

I was drunk.

Not falling down.

But not able to ride my bike on a crowded sidewalk without running into some Mexican dude who didn't actually mind all that much.

And drunk enough to talk shit to stupid girls that wanted to ask me about my bike.

 

The next day, I ended up missing a free Slick Rick show because my body was too tired to even consider going on and setting the dance floor on fire.

 

One of these days.

I will either quit drinking.

Or my liver will explode.

[earl broclo ESQ]

;5933889']It was an autobiographical thread so yes' date=' i am a confirmed Loser by definition.[/quote']

 

poesia --i can feel your pain. i am in my 30's as well, and hanging around a graffiti sight, when i don't even do graffiti, is pretty fucking lame. i work a job so i can live, but i work a job i don't love. i drink too much, and don't make enough. it's a tough life, when you have to deal with your self loathing.

 

that's why i look at this photo, to remind myself, "hell, i ain't that bad!"

 

 

 

hope it helps with you're own morning affirmation.

[~KRYLON2~]

im still watching the bears game. its not going to well for us.

[earl broclo ESQ]

One of these days.

I will either quit drinking.

Or my liver will explode.

 

you should try a detox, and sober up a little. if you're liver really is fucked, and it's too late, well, i don't know what to tell you. but seriously, try and do a weekend detox, and take a month or two to give your body a break.

 

then again, i'm not one to talk. i get winded tying my shoes now. also, tonight my dinner was left over chinese food, and a half a bottle of absolut.

[eatso]

^ my hero

[Poesia [ ] T]

Thats hilarious earl, shit i just am just taking time for myself lately been hustling so long i forgot how to laugh.

[the_gooch]

clearly:

 

http://youtube.com/watch?v=nJPfZVZF1Aw

 

but it's still so awesome

[earl broclo ESQ]

oh man, that video just made me feel like jesus after he climbs down off his fucking tree!!

 

thanks gooch!

 

poesia --if laughing don't work, go listen to the song "move on up" by curtis mayfield. that shit is like zoloph to me. i'm telling you, soul music didn't get it's name for no reason. that shit always puts me in a good mood. a little tyrone davis, archie bell and the drells.....

 

oh wait i'm drunk.

[blood fart]

I have had a liver disease for about 14-15 years now.

From past drug addiction shit.

In that time, I have never given my body a complete break from booze or drugs, except the 2 1/2 years I was in prison.

 

I used to get my liver functions checked every 9 months or so.

Now, it's been probably 5 years since I've last had it done.

They were always fine in the past.

I've done a lot of damage since then, and I can feel it.

 

I know I need to do a detox of some sort.

I don't drink much anymore.

Even though this dude the other night said that I drink a lot.

I drink maybe once a week.

And only drink 5-10 drinks.

 

Still, I know I need to do something.

And I will eventually.

When the time is right.

I know from past experiences, that if I am not ready to quit, then trying to is pointless.

[Tha Unibomber]

i don't think smoking weed makes you a loser necessarily, but if you:

 

--celebrate 4:20 and feel the urge to say "happy 4:20" to people, yeah.

 

--you drive a neon with a potleaf sticker on it.

 

--you say things like "if i could get paid to smoke weed and play video games, man? whoa..."

 

--you're 43, live in your parent's basement, never had a real job, and still sell weed with slogans like "i'm telling you man, this shit is two hit shit, i swear...." (i actually know a guy like this)

 

--you can't understand how people DON'T smoke weed.

 

--you wear a gold pot leaf that you bought on canal street.

 

--you think cypress hill is the best act in the whole history of hip hop. (you're a bigger loser if you think house of pain is the same.)

 

--you like to smoke weed and listen to linkin park.

 

--you're in your late 20's (or older), and but weed off a teenager.

 

--you start threads on 12oz about smoking weed.

 

all of these might mean you're a fucking weeded loser!!

 

 

 

add this one

*** you listen to Kottonmouth Kings and think they are the best then you are a loser

[mr.yuck]

you motherfuckers depress me really bad.

[earmuffs]

There is a box of Charleston Chews next to me.

.

 

i love them shits!

[eatso]

good

[Dick Quickwood]

;5931548']

And you continue to make useless threads you only think are worth anything

 

hmm

[DoneTWS]

this sums up my life right now

 

[Schnitzel]

5 random ways to be considered a fucking bum (loser):

 

 

5. You're a dude who frosts the tips of his hair, wears tight t-shirts and J-Lo glasses, and believes that designer jeans, trance music, tanning and european sports cars are all that matter in life. But you hate "fags."

 

 

sounds like half of italy haha!

[Prime Chaos]

BENNIGAN'Z

[Skag]

Loser definition:

 

If you ain't in channel zero you're on /b/

[Prime Chaos]

You stay up all night in the Myspace picture post thread... HAH!

[blood fart]

I end my day the exact same way I started it.

 

Channel 0 and Charleston Chews.

 

Man.

I need to get out more.

[Skag]

Watching porn at the same time as watching Lost re-runs at the same time as I'm playing Sonic the Hedgehog. Fuck if thats being a loser then I am one happy loser.

[De sign]

making threads about people being losers is fair sad.

 

done.

[earl broclo ESQ]

Watching porn at the same time as watching Lost re-runs at the same time as I'm playing Sonic the Hedgehog. Fuck if thats being a loser then I am one happy loser.

 

this has to do something to you psychologically. i wouldn't think it is a good thing either.

[mr.yuck]

hes gonna end up confusing sex with sonic. Everytime he plays sonic he will get a hard on.

[Ilove2paint4free]

You are a loser when....

 

As a native Californian, who has never lived anywhere but Nor-Cal, you show up to work rockin' your brand new Brett Favre jersey and proclaim to have always been a Packer fan.

[Ilove2paint4free]

You are a loser when....

 

You continue to be an Arizona Cardinal fan. (I've been that loser for 18 years)

[Porcelain]

this sounds like me.

 

im being stalked!

[Skag]

hes gonna end up confusing sex with sonic. Everytime he plays sonic he will get a hard on.

 

To be honest it a fucking confusing scenario, I mean, ya got your porn on, and at the same time Doctor Robotniks all up in your face and you're still trying to keep your mind focused on why the fuck they are on that stupid island.