WorldBench Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 And we're all hanging around, musics going, people chillin, i'm drinking my beer when this dude's like "Dude look what I just found" and pulls out a live 9mm round. We're all like oh werd, like we've never seen one before. Then as we're watching this dude play with it, he's like "Watch this" and swallows it. He gets up jumping up and down yelling "that's why i'm the random guy, yea!" Now I never saw this kid get up and puke, but um.. I'm pretty sure he's fucked. Anyways random story, should have taken flix, but if he dies, I don't want to be involved. Just thought it's the dumbest, craziest thing I've ever seen, thought i'd share. And.. I'll be in the Northwest this Friday till Wed. If anyone's down to swap and chill. I'm out peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Hahahahaha, fuckin amazing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 you ever thrown up jalapeno pizza? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Too bad he didn't shoot himself. Just a random thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 u should hit him hard on the back of the head, in hopes that the bullet will shoot out his mouth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayOne Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 didnt they do that kind of shit in the crow.... hes gonna get lead poisoning or some shit...natural selection at work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 why would he die from swalling a 9m round? also, who says 'im the random guy"...mad gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 I'm pretty sure dude will just shit it out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 THIS NIGGA IS GONNA BE SHITTIN BULLETS...seriously 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 hahah^^^ nothing will happen. and dude is an atention seeking faggot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seffiks Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 What happens if you swallow a bullet? According to Dr. Marvin Goldberg, an x-ray will show where the bullet is in the body’s system. A physician can see where it is and follow it as it passes through a natural progression on its own. Lead leaking or the bullet exploding are not considered to be significant issues. Dr. Marvin Goldberg is an associate professor in the Medical School’s Radiology Department Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justaname Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 kewl! kid with gun. the northwest sucks big sweaty balls. i kid, i love the northwest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 I would have tried hitting him in the top of the head to see if the bullet would fire out of his butt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted December 17, 2007 Author Share Posted December 17, 2007 Well atleast he wont die. He's still rated #1 stupidest fuck i've ever met. And now I regret not taking pictures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 I would have tried hitting him in the top of the head to see if the bullet would fire out of his butt. the visual on this was pretty gnarly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 like, imagine if you were stoned. then, imagine if you were on acid. then imagine if you were stoned and on acid at the same time. whoooahhh trippy duuude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 pics or it didn't happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Did the guy look like this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted December 17, 2007 Author Share Posted December 17, 2007 lol @ spreadaids, i wish i had pics now. i got pics from that night, but nothing spectacular. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 you ever thrown up jalapeno pizza? my friend did last night. ahhaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape Shit Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 didnt they do that kind of shit in the crow.... hes gonna get lead poisoning or some shit...natural selection at work haha first thing that came to my mind. "fire it up! fire it up!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 THIS NIGGA IS GONNA BE SHITTIN BULLETS...seriously hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 he better be careful not too push a fart too much. BANG! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 "that's why i'm the random guy, yea!" is kinda funny but fucking stupid at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 I heard that some never give full to the fullest that's while fools end up dining on the bullet think everything's fine in the big time see me in my Lex with chrome raised high so you wanna roll far and live large it aint all that goes with bein a rock star dude wants to be a rock star. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted December 17, 2007 Author Share Posted December 17, 2007 all i know is i just blew up brickslayers with pictures.. time to move on to paperchase maybe.. i'm tired now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kigol Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 lol. great story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 i'm buying this for myself for christmas....cool huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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