Guest shai_hulud Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 I'm with BF. Sparks for $1.75, and High Life for a buck and change. I'm on a first name basis with Hakim at the bottle shop since I translated a letter for him. I could live on six hundred dollars for two months easy. You should sponsor me, I'm way cooler than overpriced champagne. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisfatrocksUPS Posted December 15, 2007 Author Share Posted December 15, 2007 what am i a follower? besides honey hazelnut vanilla sounds like it tastes gooood. my christmas partys going to be of the chain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisfatrocksUPS Posted December 15, 2007 Author Share Posted December 15, 2007 Oh and don't get me wrong. hendog and oe's are must havz on the menu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 This thread is too hip hop. In the worst way possible. Youth culture, you always fail me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omniscient Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 ;5926164']Yeah you bought the wrong one' date=' the bottom one is the Real shit. Cheapest i have paid is 200. I got a bottle of 1997 chilling till new years.[/quote'] I also have a bottle of 1997 chilling until I graduate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 Yeah, it needs a little flavor... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 When I lived in Portland, I was staying in a crappy motel on Burnside for a while. It was attached to a Chinese restraunt. They would have shows in the basement of the Chinese place. The Undead played there. I ended up doing too much of everything to go. I just thought it was strange that they would be playing there. PS-Fang rules. So hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisfatrocksUPS Posted December 15, 2007 Author Share Posted December 15, 2007 how about some latin spice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 Stop trying to save yourself. We all think you are an idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisfatrocksUPS Posted December 15, 2007 Author Share Posted December 15, 2007 jealouse eh??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 the only way you can redeem yourself is when you get the bottles you have to take pictures of you pouring it on white bitches then post them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 http://www.cultpunk.com/?p=197 This reminds me of the 80's. Quincy punk, dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 of course he didn't. he went out and bought a few 40s and got blunted with his boys while talking bout how he wants to fuck bitches and get the new jordans and new era caps all while absentmindedly pulling up his sagging clown pants. damn..... this reminds me of some of my homies... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 jealouse eh??? Of a photo you found on the google of a mediocre chick's ass. Not in the least. You spelled "jealous" wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 i cant wait for the part where you pee on him or something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 I like that I wrote "the google". Man. I am officially an old person. PS-That Current Affair clip made me laugh. I don't think it was supposed to. It called the Sex Pistols "underground". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 nah now if you wrote "that there google thing" i might think otherwise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 Things that Anal Cunt has ridiculed 311 in the song "311 Sucks" Chris Barnes of Six Feet Under and formerly Cannibal Corpse Batteau Bikini Kill in the track "I Sent a Thank You Card to the Guy Who Raped You" Joe Bonni Garth Brooks Richard Butler of the Psychedelic Furs Eric Clapton in the song "Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck" The Clash Los Crudos Robert Smith of The Cure in the song "Art Fag" Death Depeche Mode Dishwalla Discordance Axis in the song "'Stealing Seth's Ideas' The New Book By Jon Chang" Dillinger Escape Plan in the song "Anyone Who Likes The Dillinger Escape Plan Is A Faggot" Dropdead Eazy-E Everclear Extreme Noise Terror Kenny G The Grateful Dead Green Day Hatebreed (especially Jamey Jasta) Hellhammer of Mayhem Hootie and the Blowfish Scott Ian of Anthrax Incantation (though, possibly playing part of the joke, Incantation drummer Kyle Severn plays drums on that particular song) Kats Korn Limp Bizkit (especially Fred Durst) Living Colour in the song "Living Colour is my Favorite Black Metal Band" George Lynch of Dokken Manowar Marilyn Manson The Melvins Freddie Mercury of Queen Morrissey Napalm Death in the songs "Dead, Gay and Dropped" and "A Conversation With Howard Wulkan" Nash Rose by A.C. guitarist Josh Martin, who on a WFMU blog said "I have no clue who the fuck Nash Rose is but guaranteed no one will ever be writing blogs about him." Nirvana Pavarotti Pearl Jam in the song "I Noticed That You're Gay' Artimus Pyle formerly of Lynyrd Skynyrd in the song "I Gave NAMBLA Pictures Of Your Kid" Tom Petty Rancid Random Road Mother Bob Seger Kevin Sharp of Brutal Truth Gene Simmons of Kiss Slipknot The Smiths Bruce Springsteen Rod Stewart Sugar Ray (especially Mark McGrath) Supertramp Mieszko Talarczyk of Nasum Job for a Cowboy Toxic Narcotic in the songs "Everyone In Allston Should Be Killed" and "I Just Saw The Gayest Guy On Earth" Twisted Sister Ultraviolence in the song "Johnny Violent Getting His Ass Kicked By Morrisey" Ultimate Fighting Championship The Village People (though Seth has stated that they are one of his favourite bands) Allen West Yanni Women Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 You left out Walker, Texas Ranger. Walker, Texas Corpse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 yeah, google is a verb, not a noun. well, its a noun too, but you see what im saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 The best song listing on any album. Ever "I Became a Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked for It" "Easy E Got AIDS from Freddie Mercury" "I Like Drugs and Child Abuse" "Laughing While Leonard Peltier Gets Raped in Prison" "I Convinced You to Beat Your Wife on a Daily Basis" "I Sent Concentration Camp Footage to America's Funniest Home Videos" "Rancid Sucks (And The Clash Sucked Too)" "I Paid J. Howell to Rape You" "I Pushed Your Wife in Front of the Subway" "Extreme Noise Terror Are Afraid of Us" "You Rollerblading Faggot" "I Sent a Thank You Card to the Guy Who Raped You" "I Lit Your Baby on Fire" "Body by Auschwitz" "I Intentionally Ran over Your Dog" "Sweatshops Are Cool" "Women: Nature's Punching Bag" "I Snuck a Retard into a Sperm Bank" "Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck" "I Ate Your Horse" "Hitler Was a Sensitive Man" "You Robbed a Sperm Bank Because You're a Cum Guzzling Fag" "I Made Your Kid Get AIDS So You Could Watch It Die" "I Fucked Your Wife" "Into the Oven" "I Gave NAMBLA Pictures of Your Kid" "The Only Reason Men Talk to You is Because They Want to Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt" "I Made Fun of You Because Your Kid Just Died" "Domestic Violence Is Really, Really, Really Funny" "Dictators Are Cool" "Deadbeat Dads Are Cool" "I'm Really Excited about the Upcoming David Buskin Concert" "Being Ignorant Is Awesome" "You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You in the Stomach" "Chris Barnes Is a Pussy" "Tim is Gay" "BT/A.C." "I Sold Your Dog to a Chinese Restaurant" "I Got an Office Job for the Sole Purpose of Sexually Harassing Women" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 I think I want to turn this into the Anal Cunt thread. Because if you don't like Anal Cunt, you are gay. Not Freddie Mercury gay... ...but Hard Gay. Now, that is gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 I like Freddie Mercury. A lot. Dude had talent and presence and makes me wish I was a gay man. I agree about this should be an Anal Cunt thread. Really, I can't be in a bad mood while I listen to Anal Cunt. Dudes are amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 If you don't sing along to this song, then you are probably a total nerd. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBMjP6o-aa4 I am not racist. At all. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeyDppjAxPI&feature=related This song makes my heart laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 pricasshole where is the footage of you getting kicked in the godamn throat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 I like Freddie Mercury and AC too. BF, I'm starting to think that we may have been separated at birth. I don't mean that in a sappy, aww-shucks way. But, dude. The similarities are....uncanny. Except that you are more hardcore than me. I tend to listen to AC when I want to offend PC punks who get mad when I offend them by saying obnoxious things when I'm drunk. But they do make my heart happy. And they make me that much happier when they drive the PC punks away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 I am not that hardcore. At least, I don't think I am. I am scared of my own shadow. Literally. I just recently got over being so afraid of the dark that I can now go outside and smoke without having an anxiety attack. I love kittens and hugs. I love little kids. I love cooking meals for people and making them happy with delicious foods. I guess I am just a well-rounded person. The streets done made me. Fame done changed me. Wait. The streets did make me. Old age changed me. I live slow and appreciate small things. You'll see just how un-hardcore I am when you get here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 The best song listing on any album. Ever "I Became a Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked for It" "Easy E Got AIDS from Freddie Mercury" "I Like Drugs and Child Abuse" "Laughing While Leonard Peltier Gets Raped in Prison" "I Convinced You to Beat Your Wife on a Daily Basis" "I Sent Concentration Camp Footage to America's Funniest Home Videos" "Rancid Sucks (And The Clash Sucked Too)" "I Paid J. Howell to Rape You" "I Pushed Your Wife in Front of the Subway" "Extreme Noise Terror Are Afraid of Us" "You Rollerblading Faggot" "I Sent a Thank You Card to the Guy Who Raped You" "I Lit Your Baby on Fire" "Body by Auschwitz" "I Intentionally Ran over Your Dog" "Sweatshops Are Cool" "Women: Nature's Punching Bag" "I Snuck a Retard into a Sperm Bank" "Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck" "I Ate Your Horse" "Hitler Was a Sensitive Man" "You Robbed a Sperm Bank Because You're a Cum Guzzling Fag" "I Made Your Kid Get AIDS So You Could Watch It Die" "I Fucked Your Wife" "Into the Oven" "I Gave NAMBLA Pictures of Your Kid" "The Only Reason Men Talk to You is Because They Want to Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt" "I Made Fun of You Because Your Kid Just Died" "Domestic Violence Is Really, Really, Really Funny" "Dictators Are Cool" "Deadbeat Dads Are Cool" "I'm Really Excited about the Upcoming David Buskin Concert" "Being Ignorant Is Awesome" "You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You in the Stomach" "Chris Barnes Is a Pussy" "Tim is Gay" "BT/A.C." "I Sold Your Dog to a Chinese Restaurant" "I Got an Office Job for the Sole Purpose of Sexually Harassing Women" some of these are pretty fucking funny "You Rollerblading Faggot" "The Only Reason Men Talk to You is Because They Want to Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt" these two in particular strike a chord in my funny bone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 cristal is over rated woopty doo expensive champagne fuck offff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 No, no, no. This is now, "The Anal Cunt Appreciation Thread". For all your AC needs. Honestly, I think a thread about a band that has song titles like "I Got an Office Job for the Sole Purpose of Sexually Harassing Women" and "I Just Saw The Gayest Guy On Earth" are going to inspire a new round of INCREDIBLE thread titles. Maybe I'll get my shit together and do some uploads of their stuff. It's a little avant-garde, but entertaining all the same. It was that or a thread about extremely bougie champagne that almost no one on this board could afford without taking out a loan. Sorry, prickasshole. Don't feel bad...your question has been answered. Plus, I've never jacked a thread before. It's kinda fun, and I think it's for a totally worthwhile cause. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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