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yo im fucking sick of this, its driving me nuts. anyways this isnt really about women with kids. its about women who own pets, and treat them like children. its fucking disgusting to me.. i dont know why but whenever a woman starts talking to their animal in the "cute" voice ALL the time and treating it like a person and talking to it like a person it just gets to me real bad... anyone else had this shit happen?

so im thinking women who have pets who treat them like children deep down inside want a child. do i get a prize for thinking this? no... do i want one? no..

would i like a women with no kids and pets? yes

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quit bonin milfs and hispanic women then.

 

hahah u might be onto something

no wait. cuz there was a crazy asian who spoke to her cat like if it actually spoke back...

 

and no milfs dude

its about women with pets.. but u might be onto something about the whole latin thing. hmmmm

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quit bonin milfs and hispanic women then.

 

YOU BITE YOUR TONGUE!

 

 

 

 

If shes a hot milf, i will put up with that shit.

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Guest shai_hulud

Aren't YOU Latin, Pod?

 

You just need to step up your Ricky Ricardo game....

 

ricky-ricardo.jpg

 

"BA-BA-LOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

 

...and SCARE the white girls into liking you.

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my ex was like this with my cat

 

it made me want to punchisize her face

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thats the funny thing tho i date white girls who are latin

does that make any sense?

 

cuz u do know we do have spanish speaking white people. just take a look at argentina.

 

sooky and catface are excluded from the crazy cat talk

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but u might be onto something about the whole latin thing. hmmmm

 

Fed Ex me ur latinaz then you know they are always welcome...

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I don't have a "little cute voice" that I use with children.

 

I just went on a field trip with a gang of little kids.

5-6 year olds.

I talk to them the same way I talk to anyone.

Only with less swearing.

And not as much "dude talk".

 

I hope I don't talk to my cat in a stupid voice.

It doesn't seem like a thing I would do.

My cat is pretty thrash and would see right through my charade.

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Now that I think about it, I go the complete opposite way.

When I talk to my niece's dog, I use the most deep and metal voice I can muster.

A growling of sorts.

I hate that dog.

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lol only if i get to shift through the white ones first

 

that aint no thang babi you know I don't like it when they sprekken ze engrish...

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Guest shai_hulud

I talk to animals. Just not in a baby talk way. I speak to them as if they were people.

 

I haven't been bitten by an animal since I started treating them with respect.

 

doctor-dolittle.jpg

 

(Wow, TWO Eddie Murphy images in one day...)

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