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yo im fucking sick of this, its driving me nuts. anyways this isnt really about women with kids. its about women who own pets, and treat them like children. its fucking disgusting to me.. i dont know why but whenever a woman starts talking to their animal in the "cute" voice ALL the time and treating it like a person and talking to it like a person it just gets to me real bad... anyone else had this shit happen?

so im thinking women who have pets who treat them like children deep down inside want a child. do i get a prize for thinking this? no... do i want one? no..

would i like a women with no kids and pets? yes

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quit bonin milfs and hispanic women then.

 

hahah u might be onto something

no wait. cuz there was a crazy asian who spoke to her cat like if it actually spoke back...

 

and no milfs dude

its about women with pets.. but u might be onto something about the whole latin thing. hmmmm

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Aren't YOU Latin, Pod?

 

You just need to step up your Ricky Ricardo game....

 

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"BA-BA-LOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

 

...and SCARE the white girls into liking you.

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I don't have a "little cute voice" that I use with children.

 

I just went on a field trip with a gang of little kids.

5-6 year olds.

I talk to them the same way I talk to anyone.

Only with less swearing.

And not as much "dude talk".

 

I hope I don't talk to my cat in a stupid voice.

It doesn't seem like a thing I would do.

My cat is pretty thrash and would see right through my charade.

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I talk to animals. Just not in a baby talk way. I speak to them as if they were people.

 

I haven't been bitten by an animal since I started treating them with respect.

 

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(Wow, TWO Eddie Murphy images in one day...)

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my mother is on some crazy empty-nest-syndrome where our dogs have basically become two children to her. the talks to them allllll the time, and then responds for them in her dog voice, so she can have conversations with the dogs.

 

also i get cards from the dogs on mybirthda and at holidays.

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Are you implying that your mom is crazy?

 

My friend's mom is literally a crazy cat lady. They have twelve cats. They are all feral, so they aren't really pets.

 

Not only that, they're all HUGE.

 

I don't know about all that.

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