FILTER.BFG Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 newspaper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 it was the worst, i haven't shit outside since then and that was 03 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 your face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 really the only non paper based thing I had to wipe my ass with was some dirty ass leaves on the interstate when me and my boy were painting one night. The interstates are surrounded by chiggers, so even though I was loaded up on cutter deep woods (a must in TN) I was still scared I would catch chiggers in my ass hole. I didnt tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 Socks or leaves had to be the worst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 i imagine somewhere out there, some poor dude had wiped his ass with poison ivy all those boils & blisters popping/oontzing/bleeding/hurting as you try wiping your cornhole after the fact would be hell /nh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HKwoodIsland! Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 i was at some graff spot for fucking hours a few summers ago, shit was nowhere near a public restroom and i had to shit, so i shit but there were no leaves around, only grass, my boy pulls out 2 post it notes............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 I was told that the leaves on plants growing on the side of the interstate are covered with all sorts of toxins & bacteria from pollution and spillage and you can get gnarly ass infections from wiping with them too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KINGSHITOFFUCKMOUNTAIN Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 my underwear in holding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 I was told that the leaves on plants growing on the side of the interstate are covered with all sorts of toxins & bacteria from pollution and spillage and you can get gnarly ass infections from wiping with them too... i believe that... all those 18 wheelers tossing jizz/mustard-stained hotdog wrappers & STI soaked hooker panties out the window about 1/2 of the time, i bring a few napkins around not a habit of mine to shit myself or anything... you just never know when youre gunna need a napkin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 by far the best thread on this forum...so many good stories here. You're all fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 sandpaper... it wasn't pleasant... i used the back end, without the sand... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 When I run out of toilet paper at home I just print out a few pages of Channel 0. And when it comes to graf'n, I always keep a few sheets of toilet paper or paper towels inside a plastic bag in my bag (I've dropped many a deuce at the yard). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
filtypeterpbt Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 postage stickers. That's all that was in the truck on a road trip. I took like thirty of those stickers, and it still wasn't that clean of a wipe. It's basically like wiping your ass with sheets of plastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pacmanoner Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 i imagine somewhere out there, some poor dude had wiped his ass with poison ivy all those boils & blisters popping/oontzing/bleeding/hurting as you try wiping your cornhole after the fact would be hell /nh I never post on this site but had to chime in on this.. I must have been like 9/10 years old, took a shit in the woods. Being sure not to wipe my ass with poison ivy.. i reached for poison sumac instead. I spent the next two weeks in the bathtub running cold water on my ass and ball sack and my free time laying naked on my bed with fan on my nether regions. Oh and it was during a record-breaking heatwave in the middle of the summer.. it's hilarious when i look back on it now, but holy shit was it god awful. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butter_Milkshake Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 next time you order food, ask for mad napkins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shnar Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 when i don't have toilet paper and i really need to shit i use my underwear. it's better than some leaves or a newspaper, plus it's soft and you can wipe multiple times. underwear ftw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MedicineCabinet Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 I never post on this site but had to chime in on this.. I must have been like 9/10 years old, took a shit in the woods. Being sure not to wipe my ass with poison ivy.. i reached for poison sumac instead. I spent the next two weeks in the bathtub running cold water on my ass and ball sack and my free time laying naked on my bed with fan on my nether regions. Oh and it was during a record-breaking heatwave in the middle of the summer.. it's hilarious when i look back on it now, but holy shit was it god awful. damn that sucks... someone out there probably has used fiberglass insulation thinking it would be a good idea as well i cant stop grinning at the thought of their misfortune Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omegatree Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 mine would be leaves outside of a party in the woods.. becuase the damn bathrooms inside the place is certainly more disgusting than the great outdoors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 when i was first starting to do street shots and various big things graffiti wise, me and a friend of mine were doing a roller along a main road in my city. we were cautious at first, keeping an eye out and such but after a bit we decided that both of us should get on a roller and finish as quickly as possible. We are just getting done with the outline and about to do the 3d when we hear a scrape come from the alley. we turn and see a cop car creeping all slow like, dude turns off his lights seconds after we turn around, so obviously dude was there for us. We run away from the cop to the back of the building and beyond. We actually ran about 10 blocks before taking a rest behind a building on some tracks. My car was parked in the parking lot that leads to the alley the cop was in, so I decide to go back alone while my boy sat and waited. I jogged the whole way, trying to look like a health conscience guy in a business district at 3am. No cops passed me the whole way there. I hop in my truck and go to pick up my friend. He jumps in without a shirt on. I ask him what the fuck is this shit and he tells me his story about how badly he needed to take a shit but didn't have anything to wipe with, so he used his shirt. i laugh at him the entire way home. he isn't as amused. for reference: personally, ive used leaves, socks and those lysol disinfectant wipes. the lysol wipes actually felt pretty good. the leaves were the most annoying. no 'friction' so i was never really sure if i was clean or not. socks were just eh. would use them again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
complex Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 the brown tube Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Medicine Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 toilet paper that was already used in the trash beside the toilet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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