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its cold and i have the day off = return of holding pee threads!!!


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I peed on this kid's face on his Birthday.

He was passed out on the floor of the bar we were drinking at.

We were up on a balcony drinking, he went to sleep.

 

This was after I spit in his face like a million times.

I would spit, he would look at me and ask me if I spit on him.

I would shrug my shoulders.

Then my friends got in on it.

He had spit from no less than 10 people dripping off his poor little face.

 

Happy 18th Birthday, Nerd.

 

 

I've peed in dude's hats when they were sleeping.

On their torsos.

Heads.

I peed in somebody's dishwasher once.

To learn them a lesson that I don't take kindly to people trying to be hip hop and intimidating to me.

I'll show them.

 

I try not to do things like that anymore.

Because I am an adult.

And not a punk rock scumbag.

 

I pee on people's cars still though.

Or if somebody is driving a convertable and leaves the top down...I'lll pee in the driver's seat.

They are too inviting.

 

Dude was just letting people spit in his face?

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i dare you to hold your shit for an hour. all of you. bloodfart, i dare you to hold your shit for 2 hours..

 

How come I have to hold it twice as long as everybody else?

That isn't fair.

 

Robots don't shit.

 

 

 

And the dude wasn't "letting" me spit in his face.

I just had more clout than he did, so he was being a sissy and not standing up to me.

Sometimes that happens.

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