HESHIANDET Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 been holding about and hour now. hurts so good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 shit will kill ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Stick a pencil in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 rubber band? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HESHIANDET Posted December 3, 2007 Author Share Posted December 3, 2007 all muscles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 that is just wrong, man. go outside and pull a branch. always makes me feel like a grizzly adams motherfucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 You don't have a toilet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 It is balls cold outside. Fuck this. holdin it in too. still in bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 i do that shit at work, but not for an hour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Wait, what? Why are you holding it in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 holding your pee in can cause penal damage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILOTSMYBRAIN Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 And kidney stones, and that's not cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T ReXXX Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 I like holding it in for a while and then going. Its so much more gratifying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 i always tard a hard ass piss after ejaculation. thats how you kill the sperm you left in her butt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 I'm sitting on the couch, doing absolutely nothing, about ten feet from the bathroom and I've been holding it for 15 minutes. I don't know why, but it just pisses me off that I'm expected to drop whatever I'm doing every couple of hours and drain the liquid waste from this crappy mortal shell. What the fuck, medical science, step your game up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 This thread is pretty metal. I have a bladder the size of a newborn's. I don't hold in my pee. Because I can't. I end up peeing on myself. Peeing on yourself is not hip hop. Maybe if you are a 14 year old girl, it is pretty R & B. But never hip hop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 hip hop is peein ON a fourteen year old girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 No, that's R&B Kelly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Rkellz is totally hip hop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Boyz ii Men never woulda pissed on some fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 i'm a flirt soon as i see her walk up in the club i'mma flirt winkin her eyes at me when i roll up on them dubs i'mma flirt sometimes when i'm with my chick all alone i'mma flirt and when she's with her man lookin at me, damn right i'mma flirt so homie don't bring your girl to meet me 'cause i'mma flirt and baby don't bring your girlfriend to eat 'cause i'mma flirt please believe it unless your game is tight and you trust her... then don't bring her around me 'cause i'mma flirt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Boyz II Men are lamers. R Kelly puts the R in R & B. He's the World's greatest. I used to get drunk and pee on dudes when they were passed out. Not in the sexy way. In the "I'll show you who's a bigger scumbag" way. It wasn't hip hop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 did you really? bad blood fart! bad! on their legs/torso, or on the face? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Boyz II Men are lamers. my heart has been broken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 I peed on this kid's face on his Birthday. He was passed out on the floor of the bar we were drinking at. We were up on a balcony drinking, he went to sleep. This was after I spit in his face like a million times. I would spit, he would look at me and ask me if I spit on him. I would shrug my shoulders. Then my friends got in on it. He had spit from no less than 10 people dripping off his poor little face. Happy 18th Birthday, Nerd. I've peed in dude's hats when they were sleeping. On their torsos. Heads. I peed in somebody's dishwasher once. To learn them a lesson that I don't take kindly to people trying to be hip hop and intimidating to me. I'll show them. I try not to do things like that anymore. Because I am an adult. And not a punk rock scumbag. I pee on people's cars still though. Or if somebody is driving a convertable and leaves the top down...I'lll pee in the driver's seat. They are too inviting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 bloodfart you're like a dog going around peeing on everything. do you get the same feeling as that of a dog; "marking your territory"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 I get a feeling of relief that I didn't pee my pants. I am a jerk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 i did the ill hesh hold last night tring to fall asleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 i only hold it in when im to lazy to get out of bed. i think my record was 2hours, but hesh probably has that beat by now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 i pee in other peoples showers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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