Earthworm Jim Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 you should have asked him if he needed a hand. i think he wants to give an arm and a leg to help him :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 that shits weak nigguh Ha, ha...this will forever be said after anything Weak Nigguh says... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 I would have put dude in my backpack and hung out with him all day. Brought him around the homies and got him drunk and shit. Then dropped him off at a homeless shelter or hospital or some shit. Then when I sobered up, I'd start wondering if I was toting around a lepper all day. And be shook. :shook: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 thats WEAK NIGGUH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 maybe it was the head detective from in living color... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-TORN- Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 how can you smoke crack with no arms? How can you wear pants with no legs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 do you have a penis when you have no legs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 i'm a weak nigguh fan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q666 Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 how would u fuck even if you did have a dick youd be like a flopping fish... just a lump of meat twitching i guess she could ride you but thats an even more hilarious mental picture in itself ... yo check this out is that a creepy stump finger on his lower toso? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 WOW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 How can you wear pants with no legs? well you could sort of put them on your mainstump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-TORN- Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 Better question: How do you pee or shit with no legs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 Better question: How do you pee or shit with no legs? you just do. except you cant wipe or shake it off. well maybe you can shake it off, but im not sure about the physics and how you would go about shaking it when you are only a torso with no limbs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 its natural.. no drip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 I had a hospital security job a while back and had a confrontation with a dickhead with no legs, I just kicked over the wheelchair and pointed and laughed. 2 weeks later the same guy came into the hospital with a karaoke mic rammed in his ass. He hired a hooker and tried to jam out on paying, she probably pointed and laughed too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mellow Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 do you have a penis when you have no legs? your penis isn't attached to your leg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q666 Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 :lol: this thread is brutal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shittles..TasteTheAsshole Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 wtf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 your penis isn't attached to your leg im not retarded but when you have no legs and just a torso do you just have a dick hanging in the breeze posing as a uni-leg? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q666 Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q666 Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 Q: What do you say to a woman with no arms and no legs? A: "Great Tits!!!" Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mellow Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 im not retarded but when you have no legs and just a torso do you just have a dick hanging in the breeze posing as a uni-leg? yeah I guess you do just let it hang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 yo momma ain't got no legs tombout "let's kick it!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 yo momma got one leg and i seen her on wheel of fortune tombout ::kicking leg back and forth:: "big money big money" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 i saw a bum shooting heroin last night for the first time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 I had a hospital security job a while back and had a confrontation with a dickhead with no legs, I just kicked over the wheelchair and pointed and laughed. You sound like a total douchebag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weekend_habit Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 LT. DAN....ICE CREAM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 you guys are mean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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