blood fart Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 You always with your military talk. That second photo looks exactly like the first photo. No difference. Now you're pulling the wool over my eyes. BLOOOOOOOD!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 :yuck: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted November 30, 2007 Author Share Posted November 30, 2007 I shit you not. While I am sitting here fucking with you assholes, a motherfucking spider landed on me. I don't know if this is the bastard that bit me, but I tried to put it outside and it fell underneath my feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 he must be destroyed for the curse to be lifted...or you will forever be one of the undead real talk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 hahahahah thats the same picture as the one up top! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 if negative props was ever nesisary...... ^You'd have 8 red blocks under your name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 I tried to put it outside and it fell underneath my feet. :biglaugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrUnKpUnCh Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 YEAH, YOUR A GONER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Fuck that. please believe Holy shit. Old school Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 not looking forward to the spiders in TX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot butter up a lions ass Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 you may want to take a cold bath with oatmeal.. it helps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 sorry man, i had to. hahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 That brown recluse bite doesn't look too bad. Look up Redback, Whitetail or funnel web spiders. fairly nasty stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted November 30, 2007 Author Share Posted November 30, 2007 This is a big ass spider web that was found at Lake Tawakoni in Hunt County, Texas a couple of months ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 holy jesus! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 That looks like an anxiety attack waiting to happen. I am not scared of spiders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Remind me to avoid Lake Tawakoni in Hunt County, Texas. Thanks. BB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 I found this guy last weekend in the forest. He was missing a leg. He was also pretty fucking big for a fancy spider: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MayorMeanBeans Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 dude keep an eye on it. i had something that looked like a nasty pimple just like yours sort of, except if i'd pop it it would fill back up about a day later. i had assumed like you it was some sort of bug bite (who gets pimples on their elbows). this happened for a while, then one day my arm swelled to the size of a football. turned out it was a type of mrsa infection, cellulitis or some shit. that shit is no joke, especially if its on your stomach, if that shit gets into an artery/bloodstream or whatever, thats seriosu business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 This is a big ass spider web that was found at Lake Tawakoni in Hunt County, Texas a couple of months ago. fuck! what kind of spider lives here?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M3NTAL.E.ILL Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 The small male Redbacks are literally suicidal in their mating behaviour. Having been accepted by its formidable mate, the male, facing forward on the female's belly, first firmly engages a sperm-filled palp within the female's genital opening. He then performs a remarkable 180° 'somersaulting' manoeuvre so that his abdomen lies against the females fangs. As he inseminates her, she mauls his abdomen with her fangs. The disabled male eventually disengages and goes off to recover a little, only to return again to insert his second palp and somersault once more, this time to certain death. By doing this the male ensures that the mating is prolonged and effective, increasing his chance of passing his genes onto the next generation. so the male redback tries to popshot in the females mouth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted November 30, 2007 Author Share Posted November 30, 2007 fuck! what kind of spider lives here?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M3NTAL.E.ILL Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 and that big ass web is most likely this which is caterpillars but it alsos looks like the web of a funnel spider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sars.Saw.Chicago Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 I ain't being a baby. I'll pop it right now. Watch me. post it on youtube......LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 i hate spiders Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 I love spiders, and have always wanted to raise brown recluses... of course thats just so I can go release lots of brown recluses at dept stores, mcdonalds, banks and other places I hate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Basegow Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COME ON HERE AND MAKE A THREAD ABOUT ABOUT SPIDER BITES. I THINK I HAVE A SPIDER LIKE AN INCH FROM FROM MY BUTTHOLE. ALSO I SAW A GNARLY SPIDER THE OTHER DAY THAT I MIGHT GO TAKE A PICTURE OF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skag Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 This is a fucking frightening thread. Spiders are a weakness of mine... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven.13 Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 Oh fuck. Brown recluse spiders?? So that's what that crazy hole your foot was from bloodfarts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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