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Big Bruno

I think I have been bitten by a spider.

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yea man the other week i caught a big ass spider crawlig up my wall.

 

 

a couple nights later and i got this fat ass welt on my elbow. it loks like a bug bite.

 

my friend got bit by a spider on his wrist while sleeping. his wrist swelled up and hurt so much he had to go to the hospital. the doctors told him if he had waited another day he would gotten his arm amputated.

 

FUCK SPIDERS.

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Guest R@ndomH3ro

R.I.P

 

BIG BRUNO

 

that spider laid eggs in your tummies

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anyone seen that sci-fi movie where they actually had spiders inplanted in ones stomach

then they were locked in this little like case and this huge spider would come out and rip your guts open and you would die?

i actually wouldnt die of pain

but the thought of those hairy legs touching my skin

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This shit is like a big ass pimple. But its been there for two weeks and there is two little heads on it. I thought it was a pimple or and ingrown hair at first. Now I'm gonna have cut half my belly off.

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When I was in prison, womens were always getting bit by brown recluse spiders.

Because we lived in "dorms" which were nothing more than huge metal warehouses.

They would live in the ceiling and drop down and bite folks.

 

I saw some gruesome shit.

Massive holes.

People having to get chunks of flesh cut out.

 

You should document the process.

Take more photos as it worsens.

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This shit is like a big ass pimple. But its been there for two weeks and there is two little heads on it. I thought it was a pimple or and ingrown hair at first. Now I'm gonna have cut half my belly off.

 

It isn't a spider bite then.

If it was, after 2 weeks, your flesh would be rotting off.

Yep.

 

Spiders don't mess around.

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Its been the same for about 2 weeks, it hasn't gotten any worse. Otherwise, I would totally document it. I like the whole idea of documenting it. It kinda makes me wanna hurt myself just for the sake of documenting it.

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It's probably some type of boil.

 

Really, I don't think a spider bite would take that long to get gnarly.

That shit usually happens in a day or so.

Then you have to go to the ER.

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Fuck that.

I ain't go to no ER. I'm from Texas. I've been bitten by spiders before. If it gets any worse, please believe I'll let you know.

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I'm from Texas.

If I get bit by a brown recluse, I go to the ER.

 

I have had ex dudes that almost had to get shit amputated because they were stubborn and didn't want to go to the ER.

They ended up just getting big holes of rotted flesh cut out.

That isn't fun.

 

I've had a hole of dead flesh cut out of the top of my foot.

It hurted.

I wouldn't want to do that again just to prove some point that being from Texas makes you tough enough to not go to the hospital when something goes down that needs to be treated.

 

Son, you got a boil.

Just pop it.

Or take a razor blade to it.

Stop being such a baby.

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I just realized that I don't have single safety pin in my place. I used to be a punk rocker. I used to have sharp objects all over the place.

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If you got bit by a brown recluse your skin would have rotted off by now

 

you probably gotten bit by some wuss spider, dont worry about it. It will go away in a week

 

i cant believe blood fart said go to the emergency room..pfffttt

 

girl you need to learn how to bear grylls that shit.

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I know that I didn't get bitten by a Brown Recluse.

It was definitely some wuss spider.

I just lanced that shit, and took pictures.

But the pictures weren't that cool.

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