Big Bruno Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 I think I have been bitten by a spider. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toe Cutter Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 if negative props was ever nesisary...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 did you get an erection? /no homo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 yea man the other week i caught a big ass spider crawlig up my wall. a couple nights later and i got this fat ass welt on my elbow. it loks like a bug bite. my friend got bit by a spider on his wrist while sleeping. his wrist swelled up and hurt so much he had to go to the hospital. the doctors told him if he had waited another day he would gotten his arm amputated. FUCK SPIDERS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 You are going to die now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 yeah spiders are weak i have horrible arachnaphobia it cripples me in a lot of situations Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 what S&C said. R.I.P. thread on the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 what i meant by my first comment is this.. http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=117394 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RathofGod Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 the bite doesn't look serious if you get bite by that fucker from arachniphobia then you're fucked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 caligula your joke was ruined Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 R.I.P BIG BRUNO that spider laid eggs in your tummies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 anyone seen that sci-fi movie where they actually had spiders inplanted in ones stomach then they were locked in this little like case and this huge spider would come out and rip your guts open and you would die? i actually wouldnt die of pain but the thought of those hairy legs touching my skin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted November 30, 2007 Author Share Posted November 30, 2007 This shit is like a big ass pimple. But its been there for two weeks and there is two little heads on it. I thought it was a pimple or and ingrown hair at first. Now I'm gonna have cut half my belly off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 ingrown hair? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 When I was in prison, womens were always getting bit by brown recluse spiders. Because we lived in "dorms" which were nothing more than huge metal warehouses. They would live in the ceiling and drop down and bite folks. I saw some gruesome shit. Massive holes. People having to get chunks of flesh cut out. You should document the process. Take more photos as it worsens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 This shit is like a big ass pimple. But its been there for two weeks and there is two little heads on it. I thought it was a pimple or and ingrown hair at first. Now I'm gonna have cut half my belly off. It isn't a spider bite then. If it was, after 2 weeks, your flesh would be rotting off. Yep. Spiders don't mess around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted November 30, 2007 Author Share Posted November 30, 2007 Its been the same for about 2 weeks, it hasn't gotten any worse. Otherwise, I would totally document it. I like the whole idea of documenting it. It kinda makes me wanna hurt myself just for the sake of documenting it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 It's probably some type of boil. Really, I don't think a spider bite would take that long to get gnarly. That shit usually happens in a day or so. Then you have to go to the ER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted November 30, 2007 Author Share Posted November 30, 2007 Fuck that. I ain't go to no ER. I'm from Texas. I've been bitten by spiders before. If it gets any worse, please believe I'll let you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 I'm from Texas. If I get bit by a brown recluse, I go to the ER. I have had ex dudes that almost had to get shit amputated because they were stubborn and didn't want to go to the ER. They ended up just getting big holes of rotted flesh cut out. That isn't fun. I've had a hole of dead flesh cut out of the top of my foot. It hurted. I wouldn't want to do that again just to prove some point that being from Texas makes you tough enough to not go to the hospital when something goes down that needs to be treated. Son, you got a boil. Just pop it. Or take a razor blade to it. Stop being such a baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted November 30, 2007 Author Share Posted November 30, 2007 I ain't being a baby. I'll pop it right now. Watch me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Take a photo please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted November 30, 2007 Author Share Posted November 30, 2007 I just realized that I don't have single safety pin in my place. I used to be a punk rocker. I used to have sharp objects all over the place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 If you got bit by a brown recluse your skin would have rotted off by now you probably gotten bit by some wuss spider, dont worry about it. It will go away in a week i cant believe blood fart said go to the emergency room..pfffttt girl you need to learn how to bear grylls that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted November 30, 2007 Author Share Posted November 30, 2007 I know that I didn't get bitten by a Brown Recluse. It was definitely some wuss spider. I just lanced that shit, and took pictures. But the pictures weren't that cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 I didn't tell him to go to the ER. I said that IF he had been bitten by a brown recluse, that by now his flesh would be rotting off and he would have to go to the ER. I told him it wasn't a spider bite. And to take a razor blade to it. If Bear Grylls got bit by a spider, he would go to the ER. Dude gets helicoptered to fancy hotels at night to eat steak and sit around in fluffy robes. He's pulling the wool over your eyes. If you don't have anything sharp, just squeeze it with a pair of pliers until it explodes. And take a photo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 You best go back and make a better photo. I gave you props. You need to give me something in return. I want blood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted November 30, 2007 Author Share Posted November 30, 2007 I took a pair of hair cutting scissors to it. Sharp. But my iSight didn't take a very good pic. It looks the same, I was hoping for some blood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 If Bear Grylls got bit by a spider, he would go to the ER. Dude gets helicoptered to fancy hotels at night to eat steak and sit around in fluffy robes. He's pulling the wool over your eyes. . Does anyone forget that he served in the SAS and broke his back? He doesnt have to prove anything to you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted November 30, 2007 Author Share Posted November 30, 2007 I'm all about the Bear Grylls(sp?) I don't care if he does pull the wool over our eyes, he is still a badass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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