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the internet is fucking boring

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i don't have internet at my house right now.

for the first two days i kinda freaked out, pacing around like a tiger in a cage. i cleaned, lifted weights, moved furniture, did laundry, cleaned, lifted more weights, drank, took sleeping pills. it was like finding myself locked in prison.

now it's been like 5 days and i just came up to work to see what i was missing.

absolutely fucking nothing, ive been on for like 10 minutes and ive already seen the intire internet.

if anyone needs me, call me, i'ma be off here for a good.

thanks.

 

 

seeks

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i'm going to have to agree. i'm on here all day at work, and there's never anything to look at that i haven't already seen. i leave 12oz for a week, come back, and find out i didn't miss much.

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Totally. I just got internet access back at work and there's fuck all to do. Fuck. All. Where's the adventure gone?

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Maybe its because 12oz isn't the entire scope of the internet. Its just a tad bigger...

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After all the Internet is meant to connect people, not to disconnect them from the outside.

i know you have some nice birds so go be awesome with them.

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^It's like a smoker whose chest hurts. "Please, God! I don't wanna die! I promise I'll stop!" two days later you fire one up and you're back to 3/4 of a pack a day......we may get bored with the internet....but we love it either way.....i'm not making much sense right now so i'm gonna go ahead and stop typing.....

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i was thinking this as well. i was sick the last 2 days and have been getting alternating between getting smoked at COD4 and checking the interweb.

 

i been i went onto 8th street for the first time in months and i see they have some of the same scenes on the front page from years ago. recycled.

 

went to bangbros to see what was new.

 

checked out a couple sk8, graffiti, tattoo sites to chck out some flicks.

 

looked at a craigslist to try to find whores that made be laugh but got tired after 5 clicks and seeing webcam ads on there.

 

all this plus going to 12oz between those sites.

 

ch0 seems like it's at a low point.

not too much seems to be happening.

people aren't bringing the funk like in it's heydey.

kilo, tesseract, mamerro, bojangles, j, that jilbert dude, poopman, browner, zack morris, the whole DPC posse, plus others.

even seeking is tamer, i remember when he would unleash his anger against all those that fruitboot back in the day.

 

alot of those guys posted threads that begged the 12ozer to interact.

 

nowadays it seems like all people post is "pee in the butt" "orrly" "nohomo" reply's

 

before we had the kidblount shit, kidjangles, j's photoshops, oolong, exploring abandoned mental hospitals, kabars threads, photoshop contests etc.

 

 

fuck it now that i mention it i havent brought anything to the table either.

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Guest shai_hulud

It's cold outside, and I'm broke.

 

And I still sort of enjoy the internet, since I found out I can watch old TV shows on there. Mostly, my use can be broken down like this-

 

1. Video streams

 

2. Tech and science articles

 

3. 12 oz. Gossip

 

I don't really give a shit about 99.999999% of the content on the web.

 

But, if you all want 12 oz. to be fun, then remember that it's a two-way street. I try to follow the example of people on 12 oz. who have funny and interesting poins of view, and make my posts worth reading.

 

But, there's a lot more "FUKKK JOO NIGGA I'LL PEE IN UR BUTT!!!!111!!" on 12 oz. than there used to be. Granted, it's not like we were ever a bunch of Rhode's scholars, but there WAS a time when most everyone on here tried to sound intelligent.

 

We ought to do something about that. I remember someone saying that there should be an entry exam for 12 oz. Nothing hard, just to check and see if you could grasp the basics of spelling, grammar, and punctuation, and a short essay about why you wanted to post here and what you had to offer...and grade it on a curve.

 

Needless to say, THAT idea went nowhere in a hurry.

 

Well, if you want 12 oz. to be fun, then it's a team effort. I'm doing the best I can.

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i would give you props shui

but i dont know if its possible for my right now

 

Thanks, but I don't think I've said anything everyone here hasn't thought at least once or twice before. I'm going to say something that might make a few people mad, but fuck it...

 

If I could, I'd invite EBPH back. He's my friend, and IMHO, he got a raw deal. I admit to only hearing his side of the story, but I believe him. If anyone wants to tell me the other side (and not sound like a douchebag), I'm all for it. He's smart, funny, and opinionated...he's just what the game needs right now.

 

Unfortunately, he probably wouldn't last more than a few days.

 

I'd also have LENS come back, too. Most of what I said about EBPH applies to him, as well.

 

The only problem is that I can't vouch for them or their behavior once they get on here, and I feel like I could very well get yelled at for something I didn't do or say.

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I don't ever look at internet porn.

Haven't for years.

 

I was so bored with the internet tonight that I looked at porno.

 

It was as boring as I remembered it being.

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