Prime Chaos Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 goddammit. fucking skinny ass girls tryin to be legit and drinkin all the fucking shit and then puking in the backseat of my car. idk if any of you all got this problem but its like the third time for me. im sure you got some stories to tell about skinny ass chicks and handles of vodka. yup yup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AGOE1 Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 beat that bitch till shes pulp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 when i was 17 or so, i was hanging with these kids from highschool.... there was this one guy we called sideshow bob, his real name was gary, but dude looked like sideshow bob with fucking curly poofy whiteboy afro goin' on. we were screwing around waiting on this "shampoo-poo" (if you dunno, then damn...man or astroman was there) show to start and decided to go shoulder-tapping for booze. now, zima had just come out and it was all the rage with highschool girls...and some fags who looked like sideshow bob...so, gary gets us to load up on zima shit water. anyhow, dumbass poofy hair lookin fool gets plastered on zima and gets hit by this punk rock lesbian named terra in her dyke-mobile, then nigga pukes down the side of my car, then the prick proceeds to puke all over my girlfriend. it was funny. guy was a douche. i think we ended up tying him to a tree outside this one party. edit: there was no point to this story, i just thought you guys should know that i once knew a whiteguy who drank zima and looked like sideshow bob. last i heard, dude had a coke addiction. haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 The first time I met my last serious girlfriend was on Halloween. I was running late and she kept drinking. By the time I got to her she was hammered and by the time we left she was puking on the street stumbling into to buildings. Imagine a girl wearing a devil costume with the pitch fork puking and yelling at random people that she will take their souls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 u drunk son im drunk son Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 Fucking fat girls, waiting till a dude gets drunk they rubbing his back and flirting and giving them money!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Chaos Posted November 24, 2007 Author Share Posted November 24, 2007 thats y u dont get drunk with fat chicks... if they weigh more than you dont let that hoe in to your house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 blonde skinny girls with drinking problems=more problems than a legit psychopathic serial killer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 great story, casek. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blart.BOS Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 when i was 17 or so, i was hanging with these kids from highschool.... there was this one guy we called sideshow bob, his real name was gary, but dude looked like sideshow bob with fucking curly poofy whiteboy afro goin' on. we were screwing around waiting on this "shampoo-poo" (if you dunno, then damn...man or astroman was there) show to start and decided to go shoulder-tapping for booze. now, zima had just come out and it was all the rage with highschool girls...and some fags who looked like sideshow bob...so, gary gets us to load up on zima shit water. anyhow, dumbass poofy hair lookin fool gets plastered on zima and gets hit by this punk rock lesbian named terra in her dyke-mobile, then nigga pukes down the side of my car, then the prick proceeds to puke all over my girlfriend. it was funny. guy was a douche. i think we ended up tying him to a tree outside this one party. edit: there was no point to this story, i just thought you guys should know that i once knew a whiteguy who drank zima and looked like sideshow bob. last i heard, dude had a coke addiction. haha 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 i dont kick it with skinny broads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 i've only had em chunk in my car a couple times. i don't talk to them after that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 YO FUCK THAT SHIT B! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 One night during I think junior year of high school I drank 4 big ass strong ass screwdrivers filled with Mr. Boston vodka (shits cheaper than water) with a bunch of friends. I puked for 2 hours straight. Its been all about the beer since that night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 I'm fat. And I drink whiskey and beer. I haven't vomited in a car since I was probably 15. This thread doesn't apply to me. I had pancakes and cream gravy for breakfast. What you know about that, son? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum OPiss Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 Dont hang out with girls that cant hold their own. Simple solution. But casek your story just reminded me of a guy that got super plastered at a party and instead of tying him to a tree we walked him down a trail into a creek that he's never been to before. It was great. I wake up at 2 or 3 in the afternoon and on my way to get some lunch I see the dude just getting out of the trails. It was pretty funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 oh jeez. for 2 1/2 years i was with a skinny blonde thing, and it didn't matter if it was vodka, wine, beer, fuck practically water, and this girl would be dumb drunk. i too remember getting to a halloween party a few years back, i had just gotten off work, mind you its only 9pm, and i'm headed to the party where my girl had already drank 1 and half bottles of wine and was now onto something else. when i got there she was super hammered, like just getting inside the party was a chore, of course she ran to my car and was jumping all over me like a crazy drunk blond dressed as marilyn monroe zombie. so i get inside, i might as well be a zombie too after all the make up that was smeared onto my face from hers. we party for a while, she obviously gets way too wasted and i have to take her home. great now you can fucking annoy my cats and run around with a forgotten vocabulary acting like a wacko. anyways the rest of the night at my apt before she fell asleep was her running around in a tshirt and garters acting nuts, getting fucked, and then both of us passing out and ending up sick as hell the next day. i didn't even drink hardly? oh well. crazy skinny blonde bitchy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 skinny tight cunts ugh ugh blow em out skinny tight cunts ugh ugh blow em out fuck that cunt kid (stick it stick it) fuck that cunt kid (stick it stick it) bitch get down there and snort this line of cum suck it back get a drip, yeah yeah whore you love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Chaos Posted November 24, 2007 Author Share Posted November 24, 2007 haha nice story AIDS. I was with 3 skinny hoes and my friend. We got some of this three olive vodka which was fucking gross and after about half a cup this one bitch is screaming n shit about 10 mins later we finish off the bottle (by we i mean me and my friend cus the other 2 bitches have already blacked out) now im pretty drunk and i go to put my keys in the ignition and fucking i lost my keys. So while i throw everything out of my car to find my keys i see that theres already a fresh puke stain on my back seat. I pull the chick out on to the pavement and let her finish creating a new lake of puke. (i dont know how she fit all that in her stomach) about 20 mins later i find my keys... in my pocket.. and stumble my way to my friends house. only to remember that i left that bitch laying in the ground. so went back got her home. then finally got to take my piss.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 God damn son how old are these birds like 14??!! I haven't seen girls like that since we stopped drinking Natty Light and going to HS football games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Chaos Posted November 24, 2007 Author Share Posted November 24, 2007 they were like 17. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 drunk puking is so trendy these days i think its kind of played out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MekA_OnES? Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 my girlfriend is pretty skinny but that bitch can outdrink me....then she gets really horny and we do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 want to touch the hiney! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 girls who cant hold liquor at parties get thrown outside. stay up or get thrown out i hate people peuking in my house cause they try to be hardcore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 me and my homie decided to kick it with one of his female co-workers one night... since she had the next day off, she wanted to get drunk...but i had school the next day..and my homie had work.... so we decide we'll just buy her a bottle of whatever she wants...mistake. we go to the liquor store and the bitch picks out a bottle of after shock (a cinnimon flavored drink thats red).. well she gets nice and drunk....starts pulling out her titties and flashing other cars...this goes on for about an hour or so... all while she continues drinking... long story short....bitch threw up all over my back seat and floor....oh..and the color red stained my carpet and seats... needless to say....i was pissed....dropped the bitch off..and yelled at my homie... luckily, he worked at a car dealership and gave the mexican detailers at his work $20 to shampoo and clean my shit and get the stains out.... so moral of the story is....dont buy this for females.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 haha zima, i remember that shit. do they still make it? i miss the 90s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 open the door and let it the road, disgusting the traffic around you..or get the fuck out of my car------BITCH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallafarce Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 this chick i brought home from the bar puked all over my bed and herself while i was in the bathroom pissing. i get out the bathroom and she's all runnin towards me with puke on her and shit. brutal. we was drinkin jager all night. so i let her shower up and what not i pulled the sheets off my bed threw em in the wash. proceeded to smash upstairs on the couch. i have no cuthe. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Chaos Posted November 25, 2007 Author Share Posted November 25, 2007 ok who know how to get the smell of vomit out of carpet? help for reals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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