DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 man talk for real...............i'm turning 25 and i've only slept with 8 girls...........3 in the last 5 years......should I wild out and get my numbers up? Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toe Cutter Posted November 22, 2007 Author Share Posted November 22, 2007 whats rogain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toe Cutter Posted November 22, 2007 Author Share Posted November 22, 2007 really that seems like a lot to me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 whats rogain? It's what your mom uses for lube when she's making that rent money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toe Cutter Posted November 22, 2007 Author Share Posted November 22, 2007 omg im so confused Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 Yes. all i needed to hear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 thats the whole point toe cutter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaise Pascal Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 I've never put you down or participated in "e-Beef" until now. this fake "I'm a lil' kid" persona is gay and creepy. x2! its lost its luster.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 all i needed to hear Just make sure you hat up though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaise Pascal Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 when i googled to get that pic of toe cutter i also found this guy: .... yea ^^^^^^^^yup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toe Cutter Posted November 22, 2007 Author Share Posted November 22, 2007 holy crao that guy looks weird... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-TORN- Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 I've never so much as thought of shaving my jungle, but I hear it makes your dick look bigger. You know, cut down the bushes and it makes the tree look massive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 word son! Adds one visual inch. haha dont know where i heard that but i did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 I've never so much as thought of shaving my jungle, but I hear it makes your dick look bigger. This is true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 dude overheard at a party referring to me: "she's the most badass dude ever." Radical dudes think I am a dude. So I am allowed to talk in a dudes only thread. To start off, this is going to be a little long. But it relates, so I will tell. So I spent this last weekend out camping at this Texas grind/metal fest. I came down with a sickness, so I went to bed early the second night. The third morning, I wake up, crawl out of my tent and smoke a cigarette. I see a strange dude walking around in short shorts. I didn't think much. I crawl back into my tent and lay down with my legs out the door flap. As I look up, I can see short shorts bee-lining it toward my tent. I figured he was just coming to talk. I was wrong. He laid on my tent. With me still inside. Me: hey dude, what's up? Dude:I'm on acid. Me: oh, well. can you get off my tent, dude? Dude: When is it going to stop? Me: If you get off my tent, I can help you figure that out. Dude:Can you call my mom? Me:I don't know you, or your mom and nobody gets reception out here, I can't help you. Can you get off my tent? I hear laughter coming from the other tent cities around us. Someone finally comes and pulls him up off my tent. I crawl out and face the day. A few minutes later, I am talking with some buddies. Acid dude walks up and sits down. Looking sad. Then pukes. I give him water. We say how sad it is that he is having such a horrible time. But it's almost 9 in the morning, and I have a 1/2 gallon of rum with my name on it. I walk to get my drank on. We sit Acid Dude in the field and figure we can keep an eye on him. A few minutes later someone says, "He just scratched his ass, now he is smelling his finger with fury." We laugh. A few minutes later. Acid Dude shits his pants. Or shall I say, he shits his short shorts. Then he starts eating his own shit. Handfuls of not-so-solid looking shit. We flip out. Laughing. And feeling bad for him at the same time. We take him to a tent and lay him down. Later on in the afternoon, I am pretty well into my drunk. He walks up to the camp site we are sitting at..wrapped in a blanket and looking sad and like he's had the worst day of his life. As he walked up, I quietly said that I bet he is nude underneath the blanket. He was. He showed us what he was working with quite a few times. Then I got drunk and listened to some metal. And tried not to think about the sad nude dude walking around that had feasted on his own fecal matter for breakfast. Poor dude. A real life PSA telling kids the horrors of LSD. All the shit wreckage was burnt in a fire. He will never live that day down. For as long as he lives, he will be known as the dude at No Thanks that ate shit, literally. Man, I come in here and write all this epic shit. And you fags want to talk about fag shit. Can I give myself props? And I can I take props away from people that aren't fancy pants members? I haven't been on the internet in a week. That is why I haven't answered your pms. Dude. Stop playing games with my heart. This thread ruled so much more when we were talking about dudes eating shit. I have the answers for all your questions. From a modern lady's perspective. This goes for everyone out there. Not just creepy pretend kids. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 Blood Fart for President 2008!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toe Cutter Posted November 22, 2007 Author Share Posted November 22, 2007 k well sorry but like a said things are over between you and i and you nees to get out of this thread. its restricted for special members only. the ones with penises. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 k well sorry but like a said things are over between you and i and you nees to get out of this thread. its restricted for special members only. the ones with penises. Dude. My penis is so much bigger than yours. You can't tell me shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 Man, I come in here and write all this epic shit. And you fags want to talk about fag shit. Can I give myself props? And I can I take props away from people that aren't fancy pants members? I haven't been on the internet in a week. That is why I haven't answered your pms. Dude. Stop playing games with my heart. This thread ruled so much more when we were talking about dudes eating shit. I have the answers for all your questions. From a modern lady's perspective. This goes for everyone out there. Not just creepy pretend kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toe Cutter Posted November 22, 2007 Author Share Posted November 22, 2007 i dont believe you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 jesus loves you all.. so the bible says happy t-day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
505boogie Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 this shits just retarded. But good story Bloodfart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 fucking toe cutter. why did you have to go and almost be banned? quit fucking up dude. if you keep fucking up youll have to resort to 20z Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocinhajj Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 what is 20oz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 if toe cutter is up to biology in school he might want to try some dissections.....to make sure everything is ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 what is 20oz? Don't go there, it is for people that get banned here and toe cutter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 im like fucking wolverine down there i do believe i just paraphrased some1 or something whatever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 this looks like a grown up version of that kid from road warrior. the feral dog boy with the boomerang that slices fools up. whats this shit from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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