John Basegow Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 I THINK IT'S EASTBAY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 Yo do u ever scratch your ass and then smell your finger? I love poo. Man Talk, son. dude overheard at a party referring to me: "she's the most badass dude ever." Radical dudes think I am a dude. So I am allowed to talk in a dudes only thread. To start off, this is going to be a little long. But it relates, so I will tell. So I spent this last weekend out camping at this Texas grind/metal fest. I came down with a sickness, so I went to bed early the second night. The third morning, I wake up, crawl out of my tent and smoke a cigarette. I see a strange dude walking around in short shorts. I didn't think much. I crawl back into my tent and lay down with my legs out the door flap. As I look up, I can see short shorts bee-lining it toward my tent. I figured he was just coming to talk. I was wrong. He laid on my tent. With me still inside. Me: hey dude, what's up? Dude:I'm on acid. Me: oh, well. can you get off my tent, dude? Dude: When is it going to stop? Me: If you get off my tent, I can help you figure that out. Dude:Can you call my mom? Me:I don't know you, or your mom and nobody gets reception out here, I can't help you. Can you get off my tent? I hear laughter coming from the other tent cities around us. Someone finally comes and pulls him up off my tent. I crawl out and face the day. A few minutes later, I am talking with some buddies. Acid dude walks up and sits down. Looking sad. Then pukes. I give him water. We say how sad it is that he is having such a horrible time. But it's almost 9 in the morning, and I have a 1/2 gallon of rum with my name on it. I walk to get my drank on. We sit Acid Dude in the field and figure we can keep an eye on him. A few minutes later someone says, "He just scratched his ass, now he is smelling his finger with fury." We laugh. A few minutes later. Acid Dude shits his pants. Or shall I say, he shits his short shorts. Then he starts eating his own shit. Handfuls of not-so-solid looking shit. We flip out. Laughing. And feeling bad for him at the same time. We take him to a tent and lay him down. Later on in the afternoon, I am pretty well into my drunk. He walks up to the camp site we are sitting at..wrapped in a blanket and looking sad and like he's had the worst day of his life. As he walked up, I quietly said that I bet he is nude underneath the blanket. He was. He showed us what he was working with quite a few times. Then I got drunk and listened to some metal. And tried not to think about the sad nude dude walking around that had feasted on his own fecal matter for breakfast. Poor dude. A real life PSA telling kids the horrors of LSD. All the shit wreckage was burnt in a fire. He will never live that day down. For as long as he lives, he will be known as the dude at No Thanks that ate shit, literally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 ^Toe cutter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 dude! i totally built a pillow fort...but in mine, girls are allowed. For some reason, right now, this looks so excellent to me. Probably because I've been sleeping on some metal head's stinky couch. Sleeping in tents. Passing out in grass. Sleeping on my mom's couch. My life seems to have taken a turn into the slight scumbag direction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 ^Toe cutter I was thinking the same shit. I just didn't want to be the only asshole to say it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 I can say with 100% surity it was not Toe Cutter that ate shit at the fest. It was a dude named Brian. Not that Toe Cutter couldn't be named Brian. But I know it wasn't him. It was some punk rock kid from Dallas/Denton. Sorry to squash your dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 Those video's posted yesterday gave it away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q666 Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 I've done some pretty retarded shit while on acid, but that definitely takes the cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 i shave my balls and crotch. the bitches like it i would like to co-sign that statement tell all the hoes you shave and they will want it guaranteed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 i went to blondies tonight and i payed for two cheese slices and the dude was like "bro... i'm only gonna charge you for one, happy thanksgiving." i gave my other three dollars to a hobo dude, and wished him a happy thanksgiving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 The only time I shave is when I get crabs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 dude overheard at a party referring to me: "she's the most badass dude ever." Radical dudes think I am a dude. So I am allowed to talk in a dudes only thread. To start off, this is going to be a little long. But it relates, so I will tell. So I spent this last weekend out camping at this Texas grind/metal fest. I came down with a sickness, so I went to bed early the second night. The third morning, I wake up, crawl out of my tent and smoke a cigarette. I see a strange dude walking around in short shorts. I didn't think much. I crawl back into my tent and lay down with my legs out the door flap. As I look up, I can see short shorts bee-lining it toward my tent. I figured he was just coming to talk. I was wrong. He laid on my tent. With me still inside. Me: hey dude, what's up? Dude:I'm on acid. Me: oh, well. can you get off my tent, dude? Dude: When is it going to stop? Me: If you get off my tent, I can help you figure that out. Dude:Can you call my mom? Me:I don't know you, or your mom and nobody gets reception out here, I can't help you. Can you get off my tent? I hear laughter coming from the other tent cities around us. Someone finally comes and pulls him up off my tent. I crawl out and face the day. A few minutes later, I am talking with some buddies. Acid dude walks up and sits down. Looking sad. Then pukes. I give him water. We say how sad it is that he is having such a horrible time. But it's almost 9 in the morning, and I have a 1/2 gallon of rum with my name on it. I walk to get my drank on. We sit Acid Dude in the field and figure we can keep an eye on him. A few minutes later someone says, "He just scratched his ass, now he is smelling his finger with fury." We laugh. A few minutes later. Acid Dude shits his pants. Or shall I say, he shits his short shorts. Then he starts eating his own shit. Handfuls of not-so-solid looking shit. We flip out. Laughing. And feeling bad for him at the same time. We take him to a tent and lay him down. Later on in the afternoon, I am pretty well into my drunk. He walks up to the camp site we are sitting at..wrapped in a blanket and looking sad and like he's had the worst day of his life. As he walked up, I quietly said that I bet he is nude underneath the blanket. He was. He showed us what he was working with quite a few times. Then I got drunk and listened to some metal. And tried not to think about the sad nude dude walking around that had feasted on his own fecal matter for breakfast. Poor dude. A real life PSA telling kids the horrors of LSD. All the shit wreckage was burnt in a fire. He will never live that day down. For as long as he lives, he will be known as the dude at No Thanks that ate shit, literally. hahhaa i bet hes never goign to think twice baout doinacid again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-_67_- Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 Toe-cutter is super entertaining. As is this thread. Bump./Props/etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 peyote..You should have came up for No Thanks. The tent city next to mine was the H-Town Circle Pit Brigade. That girl that you posted in the Myspace thread was with them. And some dude that harassed me about my NVEE tattoo. DO THE CAT!! He kept saying to me. It was annoying. Either way, you should have gotten up off your ass, left 12oz for a weekend, and came out to get your grind on with me. I have a feeling that dude will never do acid again. I also have a feeling he will never be the same person he was before this weekend again. PS. Body hair grosses me out to the max, bro. Totally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 Those video's posted yesterday gave it away. I didn't see the videos. But I was thinking it in that 20z thread when "they" were doing the back and forth flirting. Talking about beefing with dude mom and shit. Yeah right, like some 20 something year old chick is going to beef with a 13 year olds mom in the days of Chris Hanson and the witch hunt for pervs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 Threads with Blood fart stories in them always amuse me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toe Cutter Posted November 22, 2007 Author Share Posted November 22, 2007 hi bloodfart.... this is kinda awkward.. why dont u ever return my pm's anymore? you never wanna talk on the phone either.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 stop stalking people dude and shut up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 I will talk to you toecutter, what do you want to talk about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toe Cutter Posted November 22, 2007 Author Share Posted November 22, 2007 tight. nothing, i just wanted to get some answers about stuff.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 What is the question? Maybe I can help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toe Cutter Posted November 22, 2007 Author Share Posted November 22, 2007 im kinda discouraged now that everyone dissed me and no one asked any questions of their own Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 That is because you do not know what you are talking about and no one wants to waste their time. What else? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toe Cutter Posted November 22, 2007 Author Share Posted November 22, 2007 ummm... wait, was that a diss? im like confused now? just pick me up and drop me?? wow.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 No diss, just honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 ummm... wait, was that a diss? im like confused now? just pick me up and drop me?? wow.. He wasn't dissing you, he was soning you. Like a father. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toe Cutter Posted November 22, 2007 Author Share Posted November 22, 2007 k. well hoestly i just dont feel comfortable or even want to try this thing again. people arent gonna take me seriouse. whatever. nvm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 trim yer wanger hair bro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 man talk for real...............i'm turning 25 and i've only slept with 8 girls...........3 in the last 5 years......should I wild out and get my numbers up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 bro....... it might be time for............. rogaine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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