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i hate being jumped over the weekend, when i was taking my kid sister out to dinner for her birthday. i hate how the two kids had to use brass knuckles, because in situations like that they're really neccessary. i hate this huge gash and scar i'm gonna have under my eye, amongst a bunch of other cuts, broken jaw, chipped teeth, broken nose, a messed up hip and a concussion that was pretty rad. fucking scumbag city.

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i hate being jumped over the weekend, when i was taking my kid sister out to dinner for her birthday. i hate how the two kids had to use brass knuckles, because in situations like that they're really neccessary. i hate this huge gash and scar i'm gonna have under my eye, amongst a bunch of other cuts, broken jaw, chipped teeth, broken nose, a messed up hip and a concussion that was pretty rad. fucking scumbag city.

 

damn dude..... what city was it over graph?

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i hate being jumped over the weekend, when i was taking my kid sister out to dinner for her birthday. i hate how the two kids had to use brass knuckles, because in situations like that they're really neccessary. i hate this huge gash and scar i'm gonna have under my eye, amongst a bunch of other cuts, broken jaw, chipped teeth, broken nose, a messed up hip and a concussion that was pretty rad. fucking scumbag city.

 

 

Sounds like that Movie sucker free city or someshit, you live in the point.

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I told you that you can't trust fast womens like me.

 

I don't have time to wait around for a dude to figure out how to handle his hairy nether regions.

I need a dude that is already on point with his grooming.

And can buy me whiskey.

Also, I like it when a dude has a job and a place of his own.

And is like 30 years old.

 

We can still be friends.

 

You don't want to get sweaty with me anyways.

I am not much to look at.

I rely on smoke and mirrors in all my photos.

Real life, I resemble a goblin.

 

Plus, my lady cave smells like vinegar and cottage cheese vomit that has been left in the sun.

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blood fart, you've been stealing my music on aim haven't you?

the away message is just a cover-up, i know, it's cool, i'm a nice guy.

just stop judging me so much, damn.

 

but i hate how thomas kalonsky is such a fucking genius and how i am not his best friend.

 

I was away.

Playing card games with my family.

Taking them to school, son.

They ain't got shit on my Trump game, yo.

 

I want to steal more musics from you though.

Somehow I got wrapped up in other things.

And went to sleep before I got the album that I actually wanted.

You have more stuff I like.

 

You're pretty good for a kid.

I'll give you e props, son.

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i just took another fat turkey shit.

i hate that.

 

if turds had a conscience, i would make fun of them all day, about how they have no purpose and they are just little pieces.. of..... shit.

so they would get down on themselves and be like "fuck, we don't amount to shit, and we ARE shit, so we are pretty much fucking losers."

they need to know who's daddy.

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