Milk Grenades Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 How to open a Beer bottle with a Dollar Bill... Once perfected, this trick can definitely impress the idiots you hang out with. It can also help you win bets like "So if I can open my beer using only your $20 bill do I get to keep it?" 1. Fold the dollar bill in half. 2. Roll up the dollar bill as tightly as you possibly can 3. Bend the rolled dollar bill in half to maximize the pressure at the bend. 4. Put it on top of your bent index finger and hold it tightly in place with your thumb, with the bent part sticking out. 5. Grab the bottle around its neck and push the cap upwards with the bend in the dollar bill until it pops off. Tips: * It takes a lot of practice and reasonable arm strength to perform this trick. * It helps if you use the hand you're holding the bottle with to get leverage by using it as a fulcrum. * First learn to do this with another bottle, then you'll understand how to use a dollar bill. It's all about using the object as a lever. * A lighter can also be used in same way. * Damaging the bill is only a crime in the United States if done "with intent to render [it] unfit to be reissued." <---that really shouldn't bother any of you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 sweet jebus milkgrenades! you may have just pulled me pussy from dumb redneck girls for the next two weeks! props when i get refreshed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 fucking rain outside. 5 days nonstop...props? dude, it's germany, what do you expect? go to Marina Baie des Anges and score me a supermodel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 i can only hope... you might also want to try this: How to Break a Beer Bottle With Your Bare Hands 1. Fill a bottle with water up to about two inches from the top of the bottle. Do this over a sink. 2. Hold the bottle with your top two fingers with your weak hand at the neck of the bottle. This will prevent the glass from cutting you in case the entire bottle shatters. 3. Hit the opening of the bottle hard with your hand. 4. Check the bottom of the bottle, which should have broken right off. TIPS: * Some beer bottles are harder to break than others. Easy bottles include Becks and Sam Adams. Harder, thicker bottles include Budweiser and Corona. * The bottom of the bottle breaks off due to the air being trapped and compressed inside the bottle. The break is caused by pressure, not the actual impact, so only the bottom of the bottle breaks. It's usually a clean, round break along the bottom edge of the bottle due to the hydropneumatic pressure building up. * Warning Science Content!: The force at the bottom of the bottle is greater than at the top of bottle (where the air is). This is due to the fact that the water above the bottom added pressure (by its weight) and the area of the bottom of the bottle is greater than at the top. When you slap the bottle, the air in the bottle neck is compressed which applies pressure to the water, and you are driving the incompressible flow of water towards the bottom. The bottle breaking trick is essentially the same as a hydraulic lifting device. * Do not be scared while trying this trick. Know you will break the bottom clean off. If you go in soft with your hand it will not break and sting a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 psh. that night i was talking to you a blonde walks up to me, drunk off her tight little ass, all touchy feely. it was sad i had to drive my two drunk neighbors. but i do think what got her is me yelling "i'm black and i'm proud" at your behest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 just saw this and thought it was funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 psh. that night i was talking to you a blonde walks up to me, drunk off her tight little ass, all touchy feely. it was sad i had to drive my two drunk neighbors. but i do think what got her is me yelling "i'm black and i'm proud" at your behest. i'm black and proud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 stfu cracka. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 nope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 dune coon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 racist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pat-the-baker Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 /no propso Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pat-the-baker Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 i propped a buncha nigga'z for being wild n out /nonegro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 MG is a mudshark....pass it on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 casek has a venereal disease...pass it on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 MG gave me E-AIDS. pass it on...but not to seeking, he has enough e-aids saved from 2 years ago. and he has the ban hammer...did i mention that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 casek got VD from MG's mudshark. pass it on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 MG's mudshark has herpes from paris hilton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 paris hilton contracted herpes from casek, when he went back in timez on teh interwebz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 hahha you tards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 you gave up that easily? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 twinky showed me a pic of MG's vaginal wart that looks exactly like hulk hogan with gary coleman in a headlock....and twinky the kid has juicy juice cans full of pus he's saved from his ass pimples. don't tell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 ...fuck. you got me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 piffy? thats too close Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 i got bored Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MekA_OnES? Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 I need some props Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 holy herpes hell up in this bish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FILTER.BFG Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 nighty night from germany...its 11.11pm here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 1000 posts... props? haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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