-TORN- Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 I shave/pluck my eye brow to prevent a uni-brow, but i am not embarrassed. Id be embarrassed to walk around with a uni-brow. Same here, only I'm embarrassed Also, I have a mole that I have to shave twice a day, or it gross hairs on it. Not like some people moles though, mines kinda normal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 did anyone say jerked off to a Metal Heads thread yet? PNH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-_67_- Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 After after my cousin's wedding I blacked out, fell down some stairs and passed out in the stairwell of the hotel. I was woke up and brought to my room by a friend of the bride who sat at my table at dinner (and who was pretty fucking hot). Never heard the end of it from that whole side of the family ever again...even though it was like 3am, someone snitched and everyone found out. This kind of behavior isn't too out of the norm for me with friends...but never with family. man, I was having a really bad day before I spent 30 minutes or so reading this thread. Now I'm in a great mood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poesia [ ] T Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 When i was kid i used to think this song was cool. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuZYYr5re78 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 that song is still tight no matter what Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 im a hypebeast yeah right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spruce Lee Posted November 21, 2007 Author Share Posted November 21, 2007 in 5th grade i got a terrible stomache ache and sprinted to the bathroom. Before my ass could touch the seat, i shat everywhere. On the stall, the floor, the toilet, myself, everywhere. I was way too disgusted to clean it up so i just left and went back to the class room. five minutes later the teacher came in and asked if anyone had an 'accident' in th ebathroom. nevertheless someone saw my shit covered pants and told the teacher. everyone in the class was staring at me as i left the classroom leaving a trail of shit on the floor. to make it worse i had to wear some tinkerbell sweatpants from the lost and found for the rest of my day (no homo to infinity) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILOTSMYBRAIN Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 damn man, i think you just killed the thread with that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toe Cutter Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 oops wrong thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earthworm Jim Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 i still have a stuffed bear in my room from when i was 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 in 5th grade i got a terrible stomache ache and sprinted to the bathroom. Before my ass could touch the seat, i shat everywhere. On the stall, the floor, the toilet, myself, everywhere. I was way too disgusted to clean it up so i just left and went back to the class room. five minutes later the teacher came in and asked if anyone had an 'accident' in th ebathroom. nevertheless someone saw my shit covered pants and told the teacher. everyone in the class was staring at me as i left the classroom leaving a trail of shit on the floor. to make it worse i had to wear some tinkerbell sweatpants from the lost and found for the rest of my day (no homo to infinity) i did the same thing in the first grade so i just threw my underwear in the trash and told no one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 6 grade i had the worse teacher in my school meanest bitch there was, i had to reallyy pee like i have never felt before. i was staying extra time for something extra lessons, she wouldnt let me go pee so 10 mins into this extra time, we're sitting on the floor reading, so i just pee my pants while sitting indian style tell the teacher there is water on floor, she whips it up i cover my wet ass with my jacket when dip 20 mins later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 I was at some college debate and then i got kinda rowdy and the police try to kick me out and i resisted so they dropped me then one dude was gonna tase me and i yelled at him " DONT TASE ME BRO DON'T TASE ME!" then i was tased and no i am the famouse "DONT TASE ME BRO" guy on the internet. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3FFnpS-eYA maybe its cuzz im buzzed but after watching this, then this.. i couldnt help but laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOLA Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 12oz is my second life........... i eat cereal and shit at the same time, actually i am doing it right now. No lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 i used to listen to limp bizkit. i still like that song faith AHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 i have seen every episode of star trek... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 I'm sitting here trying to think and other than that couch shit I made up, I can't think of any times when I was embarassed. I guess when I crashed my old car into a tree was a little embarassing. And I used to feel real embarassed when I would wear one t-shirt and my sweat would make like 16 inch radius sweat stains. Especially when I was with this girl I had only kicked it with like three times. I started that whole wearing two t-shirts thing to combat sweat stains. Now that shit is everywhere like a fashion statement. I enjoy it because people stopped asking why I'm rocking 2 tees years ago. I even got prescription shit to dry out your pores so you don't sweat. Still didn't work. Fucking hormones. I'm 20 now, and it has stopped a little but I still sweat my cock off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOLA Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 I guess when I crashed my old car into a tree was a little embarassing. And I used to feel real embarassed when I would wear one t-shirt and my sweat would make like 16 inch radius sweat stains. Especially when I was with this girl I had only kicked it with like three times. I started that whole wearing two t-shirts thing to combat sweat stains. Now that shit is everywhere like a fashion statement. I enjoy it because people stopped asking why I'm rocking 2 tees years ago. slightly embarrasing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOLA Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 if i drink OJ then shit it burns horribly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 I'm sitting here trying to think and other than that couch shit I made up, I can't think of any times when I was embarassed. I guess when I crashed my old car into a tree was a little embarassing. And I used to feel real embarassed when I would wear one t-shirt and my sweat would make like 16 inch radius sweat stains. Especially when I was with this girl I had only kicked it with like three times. I started that whole wearing two t-shirts thing to combat sweat stains. Now that shit is everywhere like a fashion statement. I enjoy it because people stopped asking why I'm rocking 2 tees years ago. I even got prescription shit to dry out your pores so you don't sweat. Still didn't work. Fucking hormones. I'm 20 now, and it has stopped a little but I still sweat my cock off. ever notice how bad the sweating looked when you were wearing a grey shirt? man i used to want to crawl up into a ball and die when that happened so i would make sure i was always wear two shirts and i would also bring a coat or a sweater just in case it got really bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 in 5th grade i got a terrible stomache ache and sprinted to the bathroom. Before my ass could touch the seat, i shat everywhere. On the stall, the floor, the toilet, myself, everywhere. I was way too disgusted to clean it up so i just left and went back to the class room. five minutes later the teacher came in and asked if anyone had an 'accident' in th ebathroom. nevertheless someone saw my shit covered pants and told the teacher. everyone in the class was staring at me as i left the classroom leaving a trail of shit on the floor. to make it worse i had to wear some tinkerbell sweatpants from the lost and found for the rest of my day (no homo to infinity) You didn't even try to clean yourself??? I woulda used as much toilet paper and water as needed to clean my ass and pants or whatever and just bounced and went home without saying a word. That's fucking rank. Did the kids call you "Sprucy poopypants" after that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 6 grade i had the worse teacher in my school meanest bitch there was, i had to reallyy pee like i have never felt before. i was staying extra time for something extra lessons, she wouldnt let me go pee so 10 mins into this extra time, we're sitting on the floor reading, so i just pee my pants while sitting indian style tell the teacher there is water on floor, she whips it up i cover my wet ass with my jacket when dip 20 mins later WTF??? One kid shits himself then goes back to class, another kid pisses his pants just cause the teacher told him he couldn't use the restroom... wtf??? It must be a generation thing. When I was in 5th or 6th grade we were at least old enough to know it's not a good idea to go back to class amongst your peers with shit in your pants. We were also old enough that if we really had to piss we woulda just told the teacher to fuck off and went to the bathroom anyways. I mean, I could see maybe the special-ed kids doing some dumb shit like that... you guys weren't in the retard classes were yous? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 i had to piss so bad in class once. the teacher didnt let me . i walked out to go to the rest room and called her a bitch under my breath. i got ratted on and suspended for 3 days. in 6th grade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 I started that whole wearing two t-shirts thing to combat sweat stains. Now that shit is everywhere like a fashion statement. I enjoy it because people stopped asking why I'm rocking 2 tees years ago. I'm 20 now. You didn't start that trend homie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Porcelain Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 i know. i did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 your on your way to e-fame dude i believe you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 You didn't even try to clean yourself??? I woulda used as much toilet paper and water as needed to clean my ass and pants or whatever and just bounced and went home without saying a word. That's fucking rank. Did the kids call you "Sprucy poopypants" after that? HAHAHHAHAHAAAHAH, fuck me that was funny. /drunkindelonerha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 umm. me and moon just broke the bed. we were butt naked. it was either. get dressed or fix the bed before someone came. we got dressed. and it was really akward Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 NO NIGGA NO. . . . . ok yes. WHAT THE FUCK , you have two boxes next to your name???!!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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