23rakim45 Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 I hit women when I'm drunk... Well at least that's what they tell me the next morning... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 you know how you blow hot soup right before you sip it to cool it down just a bit? well i just did that..... to my cereal.... and im not high.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 that is not embarrasing what kind of cereal though? dont tell me you are eating some weak ass honey bunches of oats or some shit like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 ^^ DId you just really say that? Honey Bunch of Oats is the fucking shit. But Friday night on the way to a party i was drunk and riding shotgun and rubbed on some fat girls inner thigh. haha now shes in love with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 yeah i did just say that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 I'm being kicked out of the army due to the damages they've caused me. (PTSD, Chronic Lower Back Problems, Severe Scoliosis, and High and Low Frequency Hearing Loss) If you were in the Army, this would be embarassing. We can't afford daycare so my fiance has to send my daughter to her pa rents. I'm going to lose my crib and job because of the Army (as stated above) and have a 5000$ hospital bill for a car accident i didn't cause on the 8mile exit on i75... That's embarassing, in my life anyways fucking semi truck drivers and stupid doctors who can't fix problems their service caused them. sorry i'm bitter and drunk communist...get that shit all in your medical records, before you ETS go to the VA hospital and get them to look at your records and give you a separation physical. Tell them any bullshit that is wrong with you, and get it in your medical records...this will guarantee you a fat check from the government cause of you are now "disabled" And dont be embarrassed, you did what you had to do and shit happens. Good luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 I hit women when I'm drunk... Well at least that's what they tell me the next morning... thats not embarrassing its just plain stupid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 that is not embarrasing what kind of cereal though? dont tell me you are eating some weak ass honey bunches of oats or some shit like that hell naw... Cocoa Pebbles.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 i have a subscription to nylon magazine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 i got into a snowball fight with a bunch of 12yr olds when i was drunk last night. i win. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 awsome i wish it was snowing here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 i got into a snowball fight with a bunch of 12yr olds when i was drunk last night. i win. thats not embarrassing, thats fun. I love when stuff like that happens, it makes me forget all my problems for a little while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 i have a weakness for girls who wear those legging things and those like slip on shoes you guys know what im talking about i hope it sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port-A-John Enthusiest Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 like those leg warmer sort of things, like panty hos but thicker? if so..yeah..damn..those is hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 yeah like when they cut off just below mid calf its almost like an obsession................ so uh.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port-A-John Enthusiest Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 mid caf, uhh no..the ones im talking about go all the way up the leg and stop like 3 inches for you get to the top. its fucking damn sexy i'll tell you what. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 no you nigga the spandex leggings like the tights ill post a link about what i mtalking about *edit the things megan fox is wearing in the picture where shes like standing in front of that like mural or suttin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 At 16 years old , I got caught by my friend James , getting a BJ from his 15 year old sister Samantha . The look on his face was not so much anger , but puzzled & worried . Needless to say we didn't talk for a few days . Now it's lamented by our other friends who hear about it for the first time . :lol: I once banged this chick on her basement floor while her brother and her best freind sat on the couch and watched. The 90's were a good time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 I'm being kicked out of the army due to the damages they've caused me. (PTSD, Chronic Lower Back Problems, Severe Scoliosis, and High and Low Frequency Hearing Loss) If you were in the Army, this would be embarassing. We can't afford daycare so my fiance has to send my daughter to her pa rents. I'm going to lose my crib and job because of the Army (as stated above) and have a 5000$ hospital bill for a car accident i didn't cause on the 8mile exit on i75... That's embarassing, in my life anyways fucking semi truck drivers and stupid doctors who can't fix problems their service caused them. sorry i'm bitter and drunk So they aint even going to give you disability? They're just cutting their losses? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 i woke up at 1 pm took a shower girl came over, about 3. we fuck around till she leaves around 8. basically im embarrassed i do nothing all day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 DAO that is fucked. Classic but fucked up in a demented filthy way. why would he watch jesus christ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 like those leg warmer sort of things, like panty hos but thicker? if so..yeah..damn..those is hot. Nigga you got a thing for port-a-johns! Now THAT'S embarassing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 DAO that is fucked. Classic but fucked up in a demented filthy way. why would he watch jesus christ I don't know. And at the time, I didn't care. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port-A-John Enthusiest Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 yo, i eat out tub girl doing that shit in the bottem of a port-a-john, i suck that shit right out of her ass while swimmin' in shit piss and puke..want to talk embarrasing, shit should of seen my families reaction at the family reunion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 dude... go away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RELAPSER Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 yeah seriously. i'm out of props, but next time, negativee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 This dude I am romancing has a nickname for me. It's Shotgun. Because it's what he would want by his side if shit went down. It made me giddy. Which is not metal. Also, I watch Project Runway. And really really enjoy it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Sometimes when I am mad at my mom and she asks me to make her a sandwich or something, I run my finger down my ass crack before I make her sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 ooooo spicy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 yeah seriously. i'm out of props, but next time, negativee LOL! I just tried doing that to him and it turns out that I'm out of props too. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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