-TORN- Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 Holy shit, I didnt lol at that, but I ROFL'd on the inside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 i like... fat guys. I like hairy guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CELT Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 At 16 years old , I got caught by my friend James , getting a BJ from his 15 year old sister Samantha . The look on his face was not so much anger , but puzzled & worried . Needless to say we didn't talk for a few days . Now it's lamented by our other friends who hear about it for the first time . :lol: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RELAPSER Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 ^^^ As soon as I get props back, you're definitely gettin' em, that story's hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 i like... fat guys. hollerrrrr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 i want to stab this girl my homie is seeing in the fucking throat till chokes to death on her own blood. yeah...embarassing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 i want to stab this girl my homie is seeing in the fucking throat with my cock till chokes to death on my cum. ^Fixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 as long as shes dead it makes no difference to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaintSmith Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 Not so much embarrassing to myself, but embarrassing story nonetheless. My ex girlfriend's house was like infested. I mean infested with roaches, but I didn't mind cuz the sex was awesome and she made hella good sammiches...But yea, there would be roach carcasses and shit everywhere. She tried to hide it, but it was so obvious. She wasn't necessarily dirty, it was more the building's fault (it was old and wasn't kept very well) Nonetheless, one day, we was havin sex on her bed. Shit was awesome, but then I noticed a roach climbing down the wall. I start slowing down and tried breathing on it to kinda shoo it away. Then it actually got onto the bed and went into her hair. I swear to god, I just flipped. Like I stood up so quick i thought my cock was about to break. She asked me what was wrong and looked at me like I was crazy. I said I didn't know and just finished up in the bathroom. We went out for like 8 more months...I'm tellin you, hella good sammiches... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cixelsyd Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 Im sure she wants to be dead more than you want her to. If you wish hard enough it will happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CELT Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 ^^^ As soon as I get props back, you're definitely gettin' em, that story's hilarious! Thanks , it's probably the only time I was like , " Oh Shit ! " . :lol: Other than that I've done a lot of stupid shit I'd rather forget or forgot . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 ::wishing hard:: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 i listen to stabbing westward Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 i got a fucking hard on tonight while some breezie was sitting on my lap and the dude shes fucking is wrestling on the floor and i was trying to get her to sit on my dick. hahah. oh well i was drunk idk niggasss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 At 16 years old , I got caught by my friend James , getting a BJ from his 15 year old sister Samantha . The look on his face was not so much anger , but puzzled & worried . Needless to say we didn't talk for a few days . Now it's lamented by our other friends who hear about it for the first time . :lol: woah, what the fuck? Have you ever brought it up with him? if so, what does he say about it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CELT Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 Nothing at all , it's still funny to bring up . I've only seen Samantha like 2 times in the past years . She's going on her Master's Degree at Emerson College in Boston . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 One time when I was about 15 I woke up drunk on one of these pool alligators in the backyard, not in a pool, we didn't even have one, just on the dirt. My family was standing around staring at me like I woke up in the middle of an intervention. Like aunts and uncles and shit too. I was a runaway at the time and hadn't seen them for a while. I felt like such a piece of shit, I just stood up and ran off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 ha^ shit's fucking classic also i was sad about the closing of the toe cutter thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 wow.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaVinci Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 i still wanna fuck the pink ranger. the original one from the 90s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 I watched Corina Corina tonight, with my girl. At the end when the grand mother is sitting on the stoop after her husband died.The little girl is trying to cheer her up. I stood up and split with my girl in tow screaming and laughing "are you crying, sooooooooooo cute"............That happened to me that very thing, her face and everything looked lie my grandmas face when I walked up to her house while my grandpa was inside with the corner looking him over. I wasn't crying I was choked up and need a time out! fuck you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 ^^ You should have yelled "NO HOMO" on the way out, you homo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 whammy *edit* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 I fell off my skateboard and skinned my thumb. Fuck you, it HURTS!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 i have 'strawberry shortcake' band-aids for such an accident Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I was born here Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 I got robbed for my phone yesterday; it's 12pm right now and I forgot that was my 5am alarm clock. Fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 WAKE UP!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 BYAAAA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I was born here Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Assholes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 I'm being kicked out of the army due to the damages they've caused me. (PTSD, Chronic Lower Back Problems, Severe Scoliosis, and High and Low Frequency Hearing Loss) If you were in the Army, this would be embarassing. We can't afford daycare so my fiance has to send my daughter to her pa rents. I'm going to lose my crib and job because of the Army (as stated above) and have a 5000$ hospital bill for a car accident i didn't cause on the 8mile exit on i75... That's embarassing, in my life anyways fucking semi truck drivers and stupid doctors who can't fix problems their service caused them. sorry i'm bitter and drunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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