deterrent Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 "Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Brasky takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half — until sure enough, someone constructs a bar around us. Well, the day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Brasky yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found 'em!'" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 Bill Brasky once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted November 14, 2007 Author Share Posted November 14, 2007 "He breastfeeds John Madden!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 Bill Brasky was a two ton man-mountain that could palm a medicine ball! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 Bill Brasky was the subject of a series of sketches on the television sketch comedy program Saturday Night Live between 1996 and 1998. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted November 14, 2007 Author Share Posted November 14, 2007 "If you drop a phonograph needle on Brasky's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' Pet Sounds." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 right on, dude! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 His family crest is a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted November 14, 2007 Author Share Posted November 14, 2007 "His poop is considered currency in Argentina." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted November 14, 2007 Author Share Posted November 14, 2007 "Bill Brasky is the father of every kid in this town!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 I remember one time Brasky took his family to Sea World. They were watching Shamu the whale when Brasky got splashed! So Brasky yells, "I'm Bill Brasky and no one gets me wet!" So he climbs into the tank, grabs Shamu and throws the whale into the audience, splashes him and yells, "How do you like it?!" And then damn if Brasky didn't step in there and finish the show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted November 14, 2007 Author Share Posted November 14, 2007 "His favorite movie is 'One on One' with Robby Benson." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-_67_- Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 "He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-_67_- Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 "He once ate the Bible while water skiing." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 “Bill Brasky is a son of a bitch!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 “He hated Mexicans! And he was half Mexican! …….And he hated irony!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 " I once saw him scissor kick angela lansbury!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted November 14, 2007 Author Share Posted November 14, 2007 "He framed Roger Rabbit." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 "He gave a handjob to a manta ray!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted November 14, 2007 Author Share Posted November 14, 2007 "Brasky's semen can form into a liquid human - like the guy from 'Terminator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted November 14, 2007 Author Share Posted November 14, 2007 "Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of, 'The King & I?' On opening night, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 "If you drop a phonograph needle on Brasky's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' Pet Sounds." omg :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 "Bill Brasky? He's a big fella isn't he!?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted November 14, 2007 Author Share Posted November 14, 2007 "He has a toenail on the end of his penis." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 "Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of, 'The King & I?' On opening night, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews." i like this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted November 14, 2007 Author Share Posted November 14, 2007 "He went public with his own buttocks and made $7 million." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 we had corn together..dude ate the whole ear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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