Deloner Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 its a badass 4bedroom 2 bath, garage, big backyard with fire pit and a tree house. and guess how much the rent is ? $800 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 you must live in the boonies in bumfuck USA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 Nope, Palm Springs CA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 USERS CURRENTLY VIEWING THIS THREAD: 6 (4 members and 2 guests) MoeBumps, MY ROTTING LIVER, crewless, DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Thread Tools Show Printable Version Email this Page Subscribe to this Thread Search this Thread USERS CURRENTLY VIEWING THIS THREAD: 6 (4 members and 2 guests) MoeBumps, MY ROTTING LIVER, crewless, DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER im going to rape you crewless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 i been shitfaced since noon. somehow a headache snuck in . fuck that shit. Dawgs trust me when I tell you that this shit works miracles... Fuck tylenol, fuck advil, fuck all that other shit. Excederin works magic my dude. Also at the end of a night of exessive drinking when you know you're gonna have a hangover the next day, just pop one of these babies with a glass of water before you go to bed and I PROMISE you'll not only wake up free from that pounding headache, but you'll also wake up alot easier and more refreshed. Don't say I never looked out for you fuckers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 vitamins are where its at Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 Nope, Palm Springs CA. I thought you were from NYC for some reason. That 4 bedrooms shit through me for a loop. Espescially when you said $800 a month. That shit would be like $8,000 a month in NYC. Which I guess I was mistaken in thinking you were from. $800 a month is good pretty much anywhere for a spot like that though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 I thought you were from NYC for some reason. That 4 bedrooms shit through me for a loop. Espescially when you said $800 a month. That shit would be like $8,000 a month in NYC. Which I guess I was mistaken in thinking you were from. $800 a month is good pretty much anywhere for a spot like that though. i wish i was from NYC, im from San Diego but im living in Palm Springs with my moms right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 ^I think I got you confused with Delonemonkey or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 $800 a month and you live in Cali? Bullshit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 No lie, the house belongs to my friends Boss and he rents it to him and his roommate for only 800. And hes cool with all the partying and drinking and shit that goes on at that house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 Oh nice My homeys sister's boss is letting them stay at this nice ass house for dirt cheap too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 i know peeps like that too. my friends girls mom gets a nice house and free landscaping all that shit. just cause the boss likes her i think she gives up the pussy here and there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MekA_OnES? Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 If I was younger I'd totally feel like a fucking loser if I spent just about every night on the internet. But I'm older and have a familly and shit so I at least have an excuse to chill at home and kick back beers on the internet all night. Like a loser... but not. And because I'm older, I still wouldn't even know how to use a spell check if I had one. no/spelling nazi. I think its actually worse. When ur young u have all the time in the world to dick around online. If you're older you should be taking care of ur family instead of living on the fantasy world that is 12ozprophet. Just my oppinion, but then again I just smoked 3 blunts.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 im young and i feel like a loser. i go out once or twice a week i dont fucking work i ride my skateboard here and there around the neighborhood. i live off of money thats given to me by pitty. im young im supposed to have fun,.almost everyday if i was older and had a family. id do what had to eb done. then chill online till i got to tired to want to type Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 Everybody has down time, and some choose to spend it on the oontz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 . . . Not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 I think its actually worse. When ur young u have all the time in the world to dick around online. If you're older you should be taking care of ur family instead of living on the fantasy world that is 12ozprophet. Just my oppinion, but then again I just smoked 3 blunts.... I am taking care of the familly, hence being home all night to begin with. If I wasn't, I'd be out partying and writing on shit every night. The beutifull thing about the internet is that you can actually walk away from it to do shit, then come back and pick up where you left off. And aren't you Lens? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted November 9, 2007 Author Share Posted November 9, 2007 Best thread everz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MekA_OnES? Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 I am taking care of the familly, hence being home all night to begin with. If I wasn't, I'd be out partying and writing on shit every night. The beutifull thing about the internet is that you can actually walk away from it to do shit, then come back and pick up where you left off. And aren't you Lens? Fa sho, Im just busting ur balls. No im not Lens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 i'm going to smoke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 i going out for a smoke too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 fuck it im smoking 2 smokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 i bought a pack last night . i have 2 more and my lucky. damn. ima coughing black shit in a few years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted November 10, 2007 Share Posted November 10, 2007 Kegger at the spot, everyones invited. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted November 10, 2007 Share Posted November 10, 2007 Kegger at the spot, everyones invited. I am banned from the spot. Tuesday night we had poker night at my friends house ( the house I've been talking about ) and i got smashed and then some hoes came over. Before my friend went to sleep he told use (everyone) not to drink the liquor just drink the beer. So we killed all the beer and this whore bag keeps wanting more so my other friends that where there get a bottle and drink it with her then they get another bottle ( bottles just had a little bit left in each ) they end up killing all 4-5 bottles in the freezer. Then this bitch gets all belligerent, and spits in my friends face and takes off walking home ( she lives far ). So whatever i crash out on the couch and ride my dirt bike home in the Morning. Didn't go over there Wednesday Night and then Thursday i went over there with my friend but none was there so we went and got something to eat and i went home and crashed out. So i call my friend a little while ago to see whats going on tonight we where suppose to have a keg for his little bro and he tells me i cant go over there for a while because i trashed his house and drank all the liquor i try to tell him whats up and he hangs up on me. Whatever i feel like fucking this dude up but then i wont be able to go back there ever so im just gonna let this shit slide. Sorry its so long just had to get this shit off my chest i was pretty heated a few minutes ago but i am chillin now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted November 11, 2007 Share Posted November 11, 2007 That's just what happens when the beer runs dry. Your homie should have just demanded that yall replace the liquor. Dude sounds like a bitch. In a perfect world, I'd say drag that bitch back to his house and let her pay off the liquor to dude with her ass. But of course, we don't live in a perfect world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted November 11, 2007 Share Posted November 11, 2007 yea run a train on that hoe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted November 11, 2007 Share Posted November 11, 2007 And of course I'm just kidding. /no-rapist-oner. But Peyote's got the right idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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