deterrent Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 I'm all for the following" • Freedom of religion • Equal opportunities for minorities and the mentally challenges, • Rights for females • The pursuit of happyness. BUT YOU GOOD-GODDAMN AMERICANS HAVE GONE TOO FAR. With innovation come loss. This loss is far to great. Twins Invent Wedgie-Proof Underwear http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2007/11/02/national/a094937D77.DTL&feed=rss.news Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 hahahahahaha. damn poor nerds getting picked on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted November 8, 2007 Author Share Posted November 8, 2007 First it was suspenders to stop the D-Pantsin' now it's this. Does the Canada wedsite have applications? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 I'm still gunna take their milk money then shove them in a locker anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 i'm still gunna slap their books and papers to the floor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Doodles Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 ^Nice!!! Too bad you beat me to it. Maybe I can point at their chest then flick my finger up their nose! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 i'm going to shit and piss on 'em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 shower room gangrapes? too gay? i thought so. /no joto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 i'm going to shit and piss on 'em Wait, are you talking about nerds... or German women? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 "McFly....make like a tree...and scram" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 you know, this might actually prevent future columbine incidents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 word after columine i never picked on any dorks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 Sounds like a recipe for double-dacking, ie everyone in the classroom catching a dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mellow Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 sad sad sad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Future Droid Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 i think it would be more embarrassing to have your underwear ripped completely away, like how these work, also....it seems the stigma of having those on in the first place would be bad as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T ReXXX Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 Regardless of whether or not these kids can withstand wedgies with there new an improved loser underwear...people still dont like them. Ill be impressed when the school dork invents something to make people actually care about him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 I got a sure fire wedgie protection called murder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted November 9, 2007 Author Share Posted November 9, 2007 You know what would've been great? Rippaway underware filled with ajax or some kind of chemical powder that would be released into the air upon wedgying that would sting the assailant's eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 These kids need karate lessons, not ideas on how not to get awful wedgies. And on that note Deterrent -^^^ I have a similiar idea but its totally unrelated to this topic. I always wanted to get like a bottle of some sort of acid and hook it up to maybe the window washer nozzle in the grill area of my car. So that if some prick cuts me off I can spray the back of their car with the said acid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted November 9, 2007 Author Share Posted November 9, 2007 These kids need karate lessons, not ideas on how not to get awful wedgies. And on that note Deterrent -^^^ I have a similiar idea but its totally unrelated to this topic. I always wanted to get like a bottle of some sort of acid and hook it up to maybe the window washer nozzle in the grill area of my car. So that if some prick cuts me off I can spray the back of their car with the said acid. Or when some dude ask for change and starts washing your window. The other day I went to the KFC/PizzaHut split on Western by i55. This mother fucker walks between the window with my food and me in my car. Crackheadbum says " Have you ever heard of this energy drink called RedBull? What? Let me get my fucking food then you can approch me this is fucking rude and your stepping on my space, yeah I know what RedBull is but let me get pizzahut. OH yea.. Sorry man, no need to scare you, but I got that RedBull for Sale. You didn't startle shit, I'm trying to grab my food and you're in the fucking way. I don't drink redbulls anyways I'm medically insaine, and energy drinks make me backout and forget what I'm doing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 WHAT????? they have Pizza Hut drive thru? im so missin out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted November 9, 2007 Author Share Posted November 9, 2007 Pizzahut/KFC dirve thru. One building, one drive thru. There are several of these in the hoods. They were out of Bread stick Coke and Dr.Pepper, so with me pepperoni personal pan pizza I got potatoe sticks and Diet pop. Pizzahut/Tacobells are around as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 I think pizza hut is overpriced and nasty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 you know, this might actually prevent future columbine incidents. word indeed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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