H. Lecter Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 You should catch one and leave it in trapped a cage next to your garbage as an omen to the others.. After a week.. douse it with nair.. piss on it.. and let it go. P.S. ever heard George Bush say "Ar-ma-dilla!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 Sadly, thats how most Texans say it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 Leave a stereo on outside during the night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 lock the lids up, i've seen other people do it. just dont hurt the racoons please, they are cute and furry. they will go to burger king with you for a whopper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 hahah i remember those comercials Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q666 Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 i was camping with a friend at his gun club and a coon came in the site and he shot it in the face multiple times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crewless Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 Thats right. They also pop tires when you hit em. They are pesky little bastards. They're not even cute like raccoons and opossums and skunks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 i was camping with a friend at his gun club and a coon came in the site and he shot it in the face multiple times sad. hey maybe if you gave them sleeping pills, they will just sleep through the night?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 put red pepper all over teh place by the garbage cans. it worked with the neighbors dog that used to shit in my yard all the time, maybe it'll work with the coons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 that shit doesn't work. at least not the version for snakes. i dont see why something like that would work for snakes the only way you can get rid of snakes is to physically trap them and them remove them from your area the scent thing is more likely to work on mammals because they rely so much more on scents to mark territory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Module X Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 A friend of mine kept chickens in his backyard a few years ago. One night a raccoon came into the yard and was terrorizing the chickens, and this kid's drunk ass dad goes outside, sees the raccoon jump up onto the back fence about shoulder height, runs across the yard and punches that fucker as hard as he can. He said the raccoon flew like 15 feet down this hill and landed in the creek. I would be proud if that was my pops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 oh shit, i just remembered, if you can make this thing out of wood or something, you can catch a raccoon alive. you have to make something so that when a raccoon puts its hand in it and grabs the bait thereby making a fist, the raccoon can't get its hand out, and the raccoon won't ever let go of the bait, so it will still be there in the morning. so maybe you could get a piece of wood, make a 1-2 inch hole or so, and hammer a nail into it so the nail is in the middle of the hole, like so: (I). then put some peanut butter or some shit inside the hole, the raccoon will stick it's hand inside, make a fist, and will not be able to get its hand out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 exactly. cute as hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 get a lid that snaps closed, like stated above.. don't hurt the raccoons, they're just trying to survive. and also, you may want to be careful with letting your cat roam with raccoons around, because if they have their babies nearby, they may see your cat as a predator and get hyphy with it.. and sometimes they have rabies. No good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toe Cutter Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 ^^^ haha, cool usernamee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 yeah raccoons are actually cool, they have little hands and shit, i'm down with the raccoons because they roam the night plus you can call them "coons" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toe Cutter Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 i want a racoon for a pet.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted November 9, 2007 Author Share Posted November 9, 2007 yeah we have county distributed garbage cans, and they don't have snapping lids, so i guess using a bungee cord is gonna be OK. or putting stones on top sounds good too. worry not 12oz, i shall not harmeth el racoons. i'm just worried so much for my kitty. one time i went into my garage in the middle of the night and a racoon was going through some shit in there, and ran out of the hole when he saw me. then he stared at me with those glowing eyes through the hole. it wasn't cool at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 cats shouldn't be left outdoors unsupervised anyways. especially at night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 oh shit, i just remembered, if you can make this thing out of wood or something, you can catch a raccoon alive. you have to make something so that when a raccoon puts its hand in it and grabs the bait thereby making a fist, the raccoon can't get its hand out, and the raccoon won't ever let go of the bait, so it will still be there in the morning. so maybe you could get a piece of wood, make a 1-2 inch hole or so, and hammer a nail into it so the nail is in the middle of the hole, like so: (I). then put some peanut butter or some shit inside the hole, the raccoon will stick it's hand inside, make a fist, and will not be able to get its hand out. you're fucking stupid! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted November 9, 2007 Author Share Posted November 9, 2007 cats shouldn't be left outdoors unsupervised anyways. especially at night. try telling that to the 'rents. they're so fucking retarded sometimes it's not even funny. if i had it my way benny would be sleeping on my lap right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toe Cutter Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 is benny a lolcat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 just sneak your cat back in at night.' for christsake, it's almost winter..your animals shouldn't be left outside. fuck, that makes me angry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 just sneak your cat back in at night.' for christsake, it's almost winter..your animals shouldn't be left outside. fuck, that makes me angry. Will you hold me tight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted November 9, 2007 Author Share Posted November 9, 2007 i am sorry catface. i want to go find him right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 go find him. now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 i had two pet racoons at my work place, named them gamma and ray, I helped them get out of the dumpster every morning for 3 months.Were boys now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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