Sleeping Pills Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 so i've got this problem. those stupid little racoon fucks are constantly going through our garbage in the back at night. i used to not care that much, becaues i would just see some trash on the ground and be like "oh well, shit's not too bad." but lately it's been getting super fucking annoying, our trash being everywhere in the morning because of those stupid little fucking racoons. lately i've even heard them going through our shit through my window when i'm trying to sleep, but my lazy ass doesn't want to get out of bed to do anything. not to mention, my poor little kitty is living down there in the garage with a little hole to go in and out. and i'll be completely honest, i know that little benny is not capable of taking out those big bullies. personally i would rather just take a flame-thrower to the faces of those stupid nuisance fucks, then beat their dead carcasses with stones, then throw them onto city streets so they could be run over by buses numerous times, then stuff m80's down their throats and light the fuse while throwing them off a 9 story building, so their heads would fucking explode mid-flight. anyway, can anyone else help out with this problem or throw some insight in here? PLZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 well the coons are out there for food. you can either do a. seperate your food garbage from other garbage and dispose of it another way b. seperate your garbage and just put the food garbage in a bin and theyll just eat it with no sound or spillage or c. poison them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 buy a trashcan with a locking lid chief... I got mine for 10$ @ home depot... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornpone Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 get a high power pellit gun and shoot their eyes out... or you could get one of these Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 there's a whole family of coons that come out at night from the sewers right in front of our block. the first time we saw one he was drinking from the neighbors water hose. my roommate decided to feed him some hot dogs. he left. then we went on the internet and learned that feeding them is not the best idea. the next time i encountered them, i was going out to smoke at night. i looked down and to the left of the stairs i saw big glowing eyes. i yelled and it ran. it tried to jump under my car but hit its head, then it looked at me and starting running towards me so i ran inside and shut the door. since then, we've seen the babies. we feed them across the street instead of at our house. haven't seen them as much lately. i think it's too cold. do coons hibernate for the winter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 No crier Pedro! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 Why don't you lock your garbae can up with a bungee cord from handle to handle? Simple and easy. They will go away if there is no food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xrebelheartsx Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 buy a trashcan with a locking lid chief... I got mine for 10$ @ home depot... that's the way to go. we had a problem, and that pretty much took care of it. i would suggest one more like this: since it has the handles that sort of lock it down on either side. if they're determined, you might need a bungee across the top, from handle to handle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 Damn I actually have this same problem too, i spotted a pair of them on my tool shed the other night and im pretty sure theyre the same niggas who were eating my tomatoes I dont want to kill them, cause i like racoons So i just ordered this animal repellent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 Coat your garbage with Peanutbutter and strick-9. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 Stick-9? Strychnine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 What do you do when you have bums eating your garbage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 What do you do when you have bums eating your garbage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 Strick-9? Strychnine? Yup, give this to the bums as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 Are they anything like those lovable, mischievous rascal racoons from "The Great Outdoors" ????? Because those coons Pwn3d!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xrebelheartsx Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 Damn I actually have this same problem too, i spotted a pair of them on my tool shed the other night and im pretty sure theyre the same niggas who were eating my tomatoes I dont want to kill them, cause i like racoons So i just ordered this animal repellent that shit doesn't work. at least not the version for snakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 and then soon after you have.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdUnit Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 Yo when I was a kid my Dad had to build a little shed thing to put our garbage can in. It had a latch and a slanted roof and it was under my window. So this huge raccoon would try every night for at least an hour to get in there. He open the latch and lift the lid/roof. Then he would bite and scratch at the lid of the little trash can inside. As the trash can would open up dude would let go and down came roof. Must have gotten whacked once cause he would get out of the way just in time every single time. Shit made alot of noise but it was fascinating to watch. I went to the cellar door and that thing was enormous and crafty and not scared of shit. No advice just raccoon story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 and then soon after you have.. word! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 LOL^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 ive had a family of 6+ live ina hudge tree that hangs over my balcony. i was sitting outside once smoking a cigarette and one of the mother fuckers jumped out.m, the closest thing was a broom. so i grabbed it and smacked the mother fucker. it ran backk into the tree. another time .i was sitting outside waiting for a ride somewhere. it was late. mother fucker came down the tree trunk. i started walking away and the mother fucker chased me about 3 houses down before running into someones back yard. mother fuckers left or something cause i havent heard or seen then for a few months. my nieghbor had the same problem with possoms that old man killed about 5 of them . had them in a pile in his back yard. shit was funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 Try not to kill them, because they are my friends. Unless you catch them pwning ur dogz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 It could be worse. You could have armadillos building homes in your front yard making nasty little dirt trails and THEN digging through your garbage. I love raccoons. They're so cute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 who the fuck has an armadillo problem? texans.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 Thats right. They also pop tires when you hit em. They are pesky little bastards. They're not even cute like raccoons and opossums and skunks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 on the way to the pet store i saw 4 splattered armadillas ridiculous. those things are the most pointless creatures on the planet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 We have racoon problems.... We had a locking lid, but the fuckers bit the handles off. What works best is just throwing some big rocks on the lid of the garbage can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 Try not to kill them, because they are my friends. Unless you catch them pwning ur dogz. wtf the dog likes it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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