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Post up the most recent good news you ouncers have gotten.

 

 

Dear *********:

 

I have attached the negative results from your chlamydia and gonorrhoeae tests.

 

CHLAMYDIA TRACHOMATIS DNA, SDA NOT DETECTED NOT DETECTED

NEISSERIA GONORRHOEAE DNA, SDA NOT DETECTED NOT DETECTED

 

 

 

Sincerely,

 

 

HAMILTON,LADY NP

 

 

 

The nurses name was seriously Lady Hamilton. I tried to mac...but she was talking really loud in this small room and it fucked me up. Plus being there for STD testing is not the greatest time and place to try to mac on nurses.

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had a dream that i got kicked out a mega mall but i was on my spider man steeze so whatevez:scrambled:

 

woke up -being pissed off

 

getting an oqo for xmas

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I got a little bit of a bonus this week and I'm going to Six Flags.

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i got a little bit of a hangover... and i'm short on cash. debt sucks.

 

good to hear no STDs. those are always stressful waiting periods.

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Hmmm....Not much good news on my end.

 

Ain't nothin' wrong. Ain't nothin' right.

 

Bout' to get a $300 check in the mail for a painting today.

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ALSO Cholesterol level is 110. Sweeeet jesus.

 

For the population as a whole:

Desirable (less than 200)

Borderline (200-239)

High (greater than or equal to 240)

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That OQO thing is pretty cool looking besides the fact that it is doofy as fuck. It is a phone right? I have a hard enough time trying to answer my phone without almost crashing into the car infront of me or crossing into other lanes and my shit is like half the size.

 

 

Good news uhm I been hitting the gym which in recent days I have noticed the amount of females hitting on me or checking me out has risen to a much higher amount than before.

 

Also I got off Tuesday, and the following Monday, and Thanksgiving too.

 

And my bank account is hefty as fuck right now. And I got all the fly gear I could want, the kind I sag off my ass.

 

So I can't really ask for much else in life right now. Maybe 7 bitches that are perfect 10s that I can switch off and fuck each day of the week. That is about it.

 

Also good news, it is Friday bitches. Chyeaaaa

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after having my bike stuck to a bike rack outside of a superstore for 3 hours because the damn lock sucked so fucking hard, I got a new lock (one with a KEY)

 

Fuck combo locks

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got a job interview with a big oil and gas company. carries a yearly salary of about 150k, and I'm 23. Holler.

 

did you not just the other day say you should get a job?

 

I wouldn't sweat it coming from a dude who calls himself 'peyote' on the internet.

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ALSO Cholesterol level is 110. Sweeeet jesus.

 

For the population as a whole:

Desirable (less than 200)

Borderline (200-239)

High (greater than or equal to 240)

 

this made me sad. im bout to croak and shit. haha i hope not.

 

on a side note i have some supersuper ganj. i get PAID. and today im gonna get shitty team alco style. why do today what i can put off until tommorow

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