twinky the kid Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 on my way back from going to steal candy from food city, i was at an intersection waiting. nothing weird or out of the ordinary, cars flying by, pedestrians walking etc. SKRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR THUD! holy shit... some asshole in a suburban smashes into some broad crossing the street. for a second everything got quiet, obviously the bystander effect was taking its toll. i grabbed my phone and hit 911 while getting out of my car and running to the girl. she is FUCKED up. lying on her side. blood gushing from her forehead. 13 feet away from where she was struck. im freaking out thinking shes dead, while explaining whats happening to the guy on the phone. then she starts cryng and moving. i tell her not to move. she does. i tell her not to get up. she tries. fails. guess what? compound fracture to her arm. the bone is sticking out. gross. more screaming. the guy on the phone tells me to keep her awake, dont move her, and remain calm. help is on its way. he hangs up. more people arrive to watch, like assholes. this idiot GRABS HER BY HER ARMS and tries to pick her up, so i push him away while the two other people and i yell at him. a cop shows up. he asks me to help move her to the sidewalk, i comply. i grab her by the armpits, he gets the legs.(the fracture is in the wrist so shes cool) he TRIPS, she screams, the i trip. i now have a screaming bloody woman lying on me. im freaking out.(inside) the peramedics arrive, thank god. they put her on a gurney and load her up. i answer questions, and the asshole who hit her is no where to be found. great. they let me go, after taking my info. i get in the car, covered in blood. change shirts. calm down. smoke. come back to school, shook as hell. what a morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 flicks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 That'll teach you not to steal candy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted November 1, 2007 Author Share Posted November 1, 2007 hahaha, no, no flicks, sorry. the one day i leave my camera, some broad gets annihilated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 My Mastiff is busting gnarly farts in the hallway. She has me trapped into a room of stink. It's pretty traumatic. I once saw a van with a handicapped person in the back crash into a fire hydrant. The hydrant flew through the air and hit a UT student crossing the road. Totally dropped him. I giggled. And then went back to asking strangers walking down the sidewalk for change so's I could get wasted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 Oh hell NO....Hepatitis, the HIV, etc...No fucking way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 Ew man, dude got away? I hope someone else got plate numbers. GJ on your heroic efforts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 thats horrendous..but really awesome that you helped. :mad: Fucking retard drivers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 yea man you better go get checked out. you cant trust anyones blood anymore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 That'll teach you not to steal candy. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted November 1, 2007 Author Share Posted November 1, 2007 yea man you better go get checked out. you cant trust anyones blood anymore thats word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 ive seen enough movies to know that you could possibly turn into a vampire or zombie in the next few hours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted November 1, 2007 Author Share Posted November 1, 2007 ill keep you guys posted if any vampiritic activities arise in me. but at least i got a twix and a bottle of ruby red squirt out of this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 i hope they find that asshole.. so, you need to follow up and give us an update.. im interested to see what happens...do they find the guy? does she live?? ok?? ok! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 Ok! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LANDCLAM1 Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 a friend of mine saw a woman crash into a tree. he went to help her. her steering wheel impailed her chest. he tryed to pull her off of it. not succesful. he went crazy after that. kind of schizoprenic like. now a couple of years later he has leveled out. just shake it out. dont get all crazy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 was she hot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 SMASH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tr808 Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 SMASH hahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted November 1, 2007 Author Share Posted November 1, 2007 yeah ill keep you guys updated, ill prolly recieve a call later today. i hope shes alright too. i plan on stopping by the hospital if possible. and cacash, iim sure without the bloody face and busted arm, shes a definite smash! i kid i kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 glad you stopped. not many people would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 You're going to get heroic booty when she wakes up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 whoa..that's not something i would have wanted to see either. i hope the lady is ok now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 That's cool that you did that, most people would've left it to someone else. After you get checked out you should go visit her in the hospital. Make sure she's all good and everything. Then you can become bestest friends with the family and secks the hot sister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted November 1, 2007 Author Share Posted November 1, 2007 glad you stopped. not many people would. yeah i know. i learned all about the bystander effect a few years back, so ive learned how to sort of deal with these situations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 BJ for your heroic efforts? DUDE SHE HAD JUST NEARLY DIED! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 I can't believe the cop AND you fell over while carrying her, that must have been some hilarious shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 The key to getting hit by a car is to keep your body loose so you roll over the hood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 Phone + internetz = slow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted November 1, 2007 Author Share Posted November 1, 2007 I can't believe the cop AND you fell over while carrying her, that must have been some hilarious shit. not for me, i was two seconds away from throwing her offa me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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