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twinky the kid

i really wish i hadnt seen that.

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on my way back from going to steal candy from food city, i was at an intersection waiting.

nothing weird or out of the ordinary, cars flying by, pedestrians walking etc.

SKRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR THUD!

 

holy shit...

 

some asshole in a suburban smashes into some broad crossing the street.

 

for a second everything got quiet, obviously the bystander effect was taking its toll.

i grabbed my phone and hit 911 while getting out of my car and running to the girl.

she is FUCKED up.

lying on her side.

blood gushing from her forehead.

13 feet away from where she was struck.

 

im freaking out thinking shes dead, while explaining whats happening to the guy on the phone.

then she starts cryng and moving.

i tell her not to move. she does.

i tell her not to get up. she tries. fails.

guess what?

compound fracture to her arm. the bone is sticking out. gross.

more screaming.

the guy on the phone tells me to keep her awake, dont move her, and remain calm.

help is on its way. he hangs up.

 

more people arrive to watch, like assholes.

this idiot GRABS HER BY HER ARMS and tries to pick her up, so i push him away while the two other people and i yell at him.

a cop shows up.

he asks me to help move her to the sidewalk, i comply.

i grab her by the armpits, he gets the legs.(the fracture is in the wrist so shes cool)

he TRIPS, she screams, the i trip.

i now have a screaming bloody woman lying on me.

im freaking out.(inside)

the peramedics arrive, thank god.

they put her on a gurney and load her up.

i answer questions, and the asshole who hit her is no where to be found. great.

 

they let me go, after taking my info.

i get in the car, covered in blood.

change shirts. calm down. smoke.

come back to school, shook as hell.

what a morning.

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My Mastiff is busting gnarly farts in the hallway.

She has me trapped into a room of stink.

 

It's pretty traumatic.

 

 

I once saw a van with a handicapped person in the back crash into a fire hydrant.

The hydrant flew through the air and hit a UT student crossing the road.

Totally dropped him.

 

I giggled.

And then went back to asking strangers walking down the sidewalk for change so's I could get wasted.

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thats horrendous..but really awesome that you helped.

 

 

:mad: Fucking retard drivers.

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ive seen enough movies to know that you could possibly turn into a vampire or zombie in the next few hours

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i hope they find that asshole..

 

so, you need to follow up and give us an update..

im interested to see what happens...do they find the guy? does she live??

 

 

ok??

ok!

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a friend of mine saw a woman crash into a tree. he went to help her.

her steering wheel impailed her chest. he tryed to pull her off of it.

not succesful. he went crazy after that. kind of schizoprenic like.

now a couple of years later he has leveled out. just shake it out. dont get all crazy!

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yeah ill keep you guys updated, ill prolly recieve a call later today.

i hope shes alright too. i plan on stopping by the hospital if possible.

 

and cacash, iim sure without the bloody face and busted arm, shes a definite smash!

 

i kid i kid.

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That's cool that you did that, most people would've left it to someone else. After you get checked out you should go visit her in the hospital.



 

 

Make sure she's all good and everything.

 

Then you can become bestest friends with the family and secks the hot sister.

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glad you stopped. not many people would.

 

yeah i know.

i learned all about the bystander effect a few years back, so ive learned how to sort of deal with these situations.

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