soupBDC Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 when you try to grab the whole bowl of candy and i hit you in the face with it. Noone wants to see highschoolers at their doorstep. Especially ones ruining it for the little kids by stealing all my candy. Get the fuck out of here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phax Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 thats why u hand out beer and packs of cigarettes like in "the coneheads" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 word unlesss they are hot girls then its acceptable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallafarce Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 when you try to grab the whole bowl of candy and i hit you in the face with it. Noone wants to see highschoolers at their doorstep. Especially ones ruining it for the little kids by stealing all my candy. Get the fuck out of here! that shit had me laughing so hard....it's true though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pet Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 Go make a stencil on your door that says "boys wanted, will pay with a lollipop" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 I had a grown retarded girl come to my door as a pumpkin. She seemed like she was having a good time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 I gave candy to everyone. Just to get the job done with so I could go back inside. Babies in strollers drinking on bottles of milk? Sure. Teenagers in t-shirts and sweatpants? Sure. Fatty mothers in tattered clothes holding out a grocery bag for their own treats. Sure. I had what I believed to be a teenage retard come to the house. He talked in a real stuttery stop-and-start way. I gave him candy. He asked if I had any caramel apples. I told him no. He looked toward the door and asked if he could ring the bell. I asked why. He looked scared, turned and walked away fast with a retard gait. I didn't feel bad about not having any caramel apples for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 He looked scared BloodFrat, what were you wearing? Did you scare him? From the pictures you put on 12oz, I would think that you possess the ability to look scary to retarded people when you want. CILONE=Not trying to be mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 in my opinion this has go to be the cheapest holiday of the year "c'mon man lets just go out, i dont have any money and i need something to fucking eat" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 I was wearing my normal clothes. A La Fraction t shirt with a grey short sleeved hooded sweatshirt over it. A jean jacket. Glasses. Just regular people clothes. I felt like a buster for not at least painting my face. I went the route of the Olde Fart last night. And did nothing but hate on youth culture. I sat in a chair in my driveway. With my headphones on, listening to King Diamond. Some kid came from my neighbor's yard and walked inbetween the cars in our driveway. When he came around the Caddilac, he stopped. And said I scared him. I said, "OUCH." I don't think he got it. I think I just was talking to the retard in a mean tone. I do that a lot without actually knowing it. People are always hassling me about the tone of voice I speak in. Say I sound condescending. And like a jerk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 I've decided to hand out "little smokies" next year... a giant crock pot filled with some cheap BBQ sauce & a stack of toothpicks. I'll make my neighbors follow suit. They can hand out meatballs, pizza rolls, mini egg rolls, microwavable white castle sliders, waffle fries, & pot stickers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cory Feldman Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 youre in highschool? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted November 1, 2007 Author Share Posted November 1, 2007 I've decided to hand out "little smokies" next year... a giant crock pot filled with some cheap BBQ sauce & a stack of toothpicks. I'll make my neighbors follow suit. They can hand out meatballs, pizza rolls, mini egg rolls, microwavable white castle sliders, waffle fries, & pot stickers. Do you live in costco? That sounds amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q666 Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 Lil Smokies are fuckin awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 I gave out candy bars with razor blades in them. There's no point asking trick or treat if all you give is treats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 i remember once. these people left a bowl of candy outside and a sign that said "please take one" i had a pillow case and just dumped the big ass bowl in my bad and bounced Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 Welcome to every single persons trick or treating experience. Please take a number and stand in like with every single other person who has ever gone trick or treating. Honestly, that shit would happen every year. It was just a race to see who get to that house first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q666 Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 i remember once. these people left a bowl of candy outside and a sign that said "please take one" i had a pillow case and just dumped the big ass bowl in my bad and bounced yea, everyone did that. lol.. one year someone left the bowl and the "take one" sign, but they also left a disposable camera with a note saying "take a picture of your costumes" ... so naturally we wasted the entire camera taking pictures of our asses and then took all the candy good times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 ^LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 I had a highschool girl come to my door with zero costume. As she walked away she said to her friend "my skirt almost fell off!" Her friend responded with "good, we could've gotten more candy!" Frightening. Definitely too old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 damn.. i wish there was a camera Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceLeroy Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 i watched GHOST HUNTERS LIVE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrUnKpUnCh Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 I HAD THREE KIDS COME TO MY DOOR, TOTAL HIGH SCHOOLERS. TWO HAD COSTUMES, ONE DID'NT. MY POLICY FOR HALLOWS EVE IS: NO COSTUME NO CANDY. SO I GIVE THE TWO WITH COSTUMES CANDY AND THE OTHER REACHES OUT WITH HIS TWO HANDS AND SAYS TRICK OR TREAT. SO I SAY " SORRY DOOD, NO COSTUME NO CANDY". HE SAYS BACK" THATS FUCKED UP, I SAY "LIFE'S FUCKED UP" THEY START TO WALK AWAY AND I SAUY" HAVE A GOOD NIGHT, AND BE SAFE" AND HE SAYS "FUCK YOU". WELL ON THE PORCH IS MY CORGI AND SHES DRESSED IN A PURPLE CAPE LOOKIN LIKE DRACULA. WHEN THE KID SAID THAT I TOLD MY DOG TO GET'EM. NOW MY DOG IS SUPER SHORT LEGGED AND BRED FOR CATTLE AND HORSE RANCH SHIT. ONLY THING SHE WOULD DO IS LICK THE SKIN OFF YOUR ANKLES. SO SHE TAKES OFF AND THE KIDS START BOOKIN DOWN THE STREET. O TEH LAUGHTER WE'S HAD. REMEMBER- NO COSTUME NO CANDY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 yea, everyone did that. lol.. one year someone left the bowl and the "take one" sign, but they also left a disposable camera with a note saying "take a picture of your costumes" ... so naturally we wasted the entire camera taking pictures of our asses and then took all the candy good times LAWL thats so funny some old guy prolly jacked off to pictures of your ass why didnt u just steal the camera? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AGOE1 Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 I gave candy to everyone. Just to get the job done with so I could go back inside. Babies in strollers drinking on bottles of milk? Sure. Teenagers in t-shirts and sweatpants? Sure. Fatty mothers in tattered clothes holding out a grocery bag for their own treats. Sure. I had what I believed to be a teenage retard come to the house. He talked in a real stuttery stop-and-start way. I gave him candy. He asked if I had any caramel apples. I told him no. He looked toward the door and asked if he could ring the bell. I asked why. He looked scared, turned and walked away fast with a retard gait. I didn't feel bad about not having any caramel apples for him. wow thats some deep shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 When I was about 15 or 16 my friend and I got drunk, threw some plastic and paper bags on our heads. We went trick or treating.. We scored a lot of laughs and candy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 "retard gait" That is my new band name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q666 Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 LAWL thats so funny some old guy prolly jacked off to pictures of your ass why didnt u just steal the camera? never thought about it like that... now im scared. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 i watched GHOST HUNTERS LIVE! the one on the travel channel? with the british lady who thought every noise was a ghost? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 yeah it doesnt matter if youre too old or not the rule is if the trick or treater is in costume you are require to provide a treat to said trick or treater and if you refuse to provide a treat, said trick or treater at his/her own discretion can choose to invoke his right to trick now as far as what constitutes a costume is a legal "grey" area Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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