VAJ Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 Police will soon have a new weapon in their growing "non-lethal" arsenal in the form of a Taser-brand, shotgun-fired projectile that nearly quadruples the range of traditional stun guns while maintaining the same immobilizing-goodness we've come to expect from Taser products. The new XREP, which stands for Extended Range Electro-Muscular Projectile, contains a fully functional Taser circuit payload inside the shell housing for a 12-gauge shotgun, which is apparently among the most common "shoulder fired launchers" in use by law enforcement and military personnel. Unlike handgun-style Tasers, there is no wire tethering the payload to the gun, which allows for a 30-meter range but takes away the shooter's ability to lead the "non-compliant" around on a de facto leash. The response from the 35 lucky folks who field-tested (read: got shot by) the XREP was overwhelmingly positive: 100% said they would not recommend the sensation to friends and family. Protesters worldwide should start seeing these new superbullets whiz by sometime next year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 Don't tase me bro! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 that pic is hella fake. they got the perspectives all wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 Don't tase me bro! Hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 cops going to shove that up a haitians ass like a plunger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted October 31, 2007 Author Share Posted October 31, 2007 that pic is hella fake. they got the perspectives all wrong. dude who fucking cares? The point is, its a super taser. And its shot from a shotgun. It goes like 100 feet and its not connected to a wire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 the pic may look fake. but its a cool little gadget Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 NO NON NONONON... THAT PICTURE IS OBVIOUSLY REAL. hats off to you captain obvious. edit: not you porcelain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 cops going to shove that up a haitians ass like a plunger. Awww I'm sure that was an accident, or some sort of misunderstanding between consenting adults. What ever happened to those guys? Cause in all seriousness it should have been life in prison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum OPiss Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 I'd use non-lethal weapons for other means. Just buy some bear mace. That shit shoots like 10 ft and sprays like a pump. I'd be mowin down lines to concerts all day. Combo that with the alarm where you pull the pin and it lets off a crazy high screech squeal that'll deafen Helen Keller. Murkage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 Super science.. That thing is going on X-mas list... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted October 31, 2007 Author Share Posted October 31, 2007 They're $100 a shell and they last for 20 seconds. Opposed to the handgun ones which last like 7 seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 i seen this on future weapons on tv. shit is serious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 $100 a shell. Forget that. It reminds of that Chris Rock skit about making bullets crazy expensive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 I can't wait until I get tased unnecessarily! Yes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thought_Monster Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 aww shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 hopefully it will electrocute you so bad your hair willl fall out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 Murkage. hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EGG Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 Don't tase me bro! I need to get the tee shirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 The response from the 35 lucky folks who field-tested (read: got shot by) the XREP was overwhelmingly positive: 100% said they would not recommend the sensation to friends and family. hmmm, well no fucking shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 $100 a piece? Are they fucking reusable or something? $100 is a little high. Most of you kids won't have to ever see these things. City isn't gonna pay for some shit like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 bulk discount. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 Fuck that...you don't see fucking cops hopping out of cars with 12s either. Not every cop car is equiped with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 just wear a vest vests defeat that shit theyre a good investment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 vests are pretty hard to rock during 100 degree texas weather Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 i used to wear mines all the time granted not texas and not in 100 degree weather but still worth the peace of mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 anybody heard of "blast knuckles" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 My mate got a taser from overseas. He thinks it is funny to shoot unsuspecting people at his house. But this shit, at $100 a shell, I can't see too many places stocking them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 I got tased by the Police once while drunk and in hand cuffs, i pissed myself. =[ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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