Porcelain Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 How to Write a Lil' Wayne Verse in 10 Easy Steps? 1. Pick a Verb. Preferably a verb about running away from the law or from an assailant. I.E. Duck, Run, Dodge or maybe Stop, Drop or Roll. L'il Wayne LOVES stopping, dropping and rolling. Not that there's anything wrong with that. 2. Connnect the verb to some sort of simile. This is crucial. Every single L'il Wayne line must contain some sort of relatively obvious simile. So maybe you can "duck like Scrooge." "Run like a bloody nose." Or even "Dodge like Kansas." You can do metaphors but try to steer away from doing this too often, lest people think that you are a different ghost-writer. That is bad. Also for bonus points talk about how "sweet" you are. Lil' Wayne loves talking about being sweet like a Tahitian Treat or some other delicacy high in sucrose. 3. Mention "Slanging Keys." This is crucial to establish street cred. Don't pay attention to the fact that L'il Wayne's been famous since 12 and the only thing he knows about slangin' is that he speaks with it. After all, if you don't talk drugs how else can you impress the translucent Dairy Queen-white music critics. This way they can also compare you to the Wire. (Just remember to connect all that "slanging keys" talk with a simile). 4. Declare that you are Weezy F. Baby. This will tell listeners who you are. Sure, they probably already know, but adding The "F" in the middle of the name uncertainly adds to Wayne's level of class. It makes him seem like F. Scott Fitzgerald. Exactly like F. Scott Fitzgerald. Whatever you do, don't attempt to ascertain what the "F" stands for. That my friends is a slippery slope. And whatever you do, don't think about what the "F" stands for while looking at a picture of Wayne and Baby making out. 5. Talk about hustling. Music critics love hustling. Presumably, they are devotees to the energetic style of basketball popularized by players like Ben Wallace, Kurt Rambis and Mark Madsen. This will make them feel at home. If there's anything music writers know about, it's hustling. 6. Talk about Baby. Call him your Daddy. Forget the fact that he's not actually your Daddy. Forget the fact that the majority of people that call other men "daddy" are prostitutes. It's unimportant. Mention something that Baby told you. Maybe that he told you that "these is ." Or that he told you to "Turn around and stick out." (Maybe, he was just quoting Sir-Mix-A-Lot.) Ignore the fact that you call a man named "Baby," "Daddy." Let's just chalk that up to being a New Orleans thing. 7. Make some sort of obvious pop culture technology reference. Talk about IPods. Or Myspace. Or gigabytes. Something remotely technological. It will show that Wayne is not completely retarded (just partially) and might have actually read a newspaper once or twice. Which clearly means he is a genius. 8. Talk about how poorly you treat women. Perhaps you can claim how you'll "never love a ***** ." Or how you'll "never give a ho a damn thing." The more misogynistic the better. This will definitely do much to steer people away from those nasty "gay" rumors. 9. Apropos to nothing, make some sort of remark about Hurricane Katrina. No need to bother making it have anything to do with the rest of the verse. After all, never underestimate white liberal guilt. Any sort of name-dropping will make white liberals feel bad and they will forget the fact that Wayne is a multi-millionaire and anoint him the voice of the people. Also, be sure to make wild ridiculous conspiracy theories like claiming that you heard George Bush blew up the levees. The more absurd the better. Go for it. 10. Proclaim yourself the "Greatest Rapper Alive."Forget the Fact that Wayne would be lucky to be included in a list of the Top 20 rappers working right now. Most music critics haven't listened to Hip Hop Made Before 1999 anyway (other than Public Enemy). If you proclaim yourself the greatest, you will be the greatest. Or at least people will be foolish enough to buy this canard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted October 31, 2007 Author Share Posted October 31, 2007 ima start my album right noW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 wayne is gayer then prince sometimes (10% of the time) he can be nice, not the greatest alive thou Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 RUSHAWN W. BABY SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE THE BABY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 i think lil wayne is bootsy, ya smell me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 im on like the tv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 lil wayne is really hard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 good post... if only there was a props button so i could give you some well deserved props.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 respect my gigabytes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 lil wayne is the rapper eater.. dude put out 96 songs so far in 2007.. killen it.. you may not like his style of hip hop but if you actually listen to the way he flips it with Metaphors and such..you should change your mind.. with that being said, anyone who says "lil wayne sucks" or "wack"... you never took the time to listen...PERIOD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 how many of those songs are quality? just sayin....who kisses their homies on the lips? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 lil wayne is a joke in my opinion the reason he got on the same record deal as birdman was because he made a deal with him so that birdman could date his mom i might be wrong but lil wayne hasnt been good since back in the day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted October 31, 2007 Author Share Posted October 31, 2007 i know one album with one song that has more multis and metaphors in it that would kill the kid by dude and his crew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 yea bring back the cashmoney millionaires Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 i read an interview where he said his last fight was in elementary. hahahaha ive had more fights then that nigga. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted October 31, 2007 Author Share Posted October 31, 2007 from my head down to my shoes i got cake like err day my birfday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted October 31, 2007 Author Share Posted October 31, 2007 but honeslty the i have to admit that squad 6 shit was aight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 i read an interview where he said his last fight was in elementary. hahahaha ive had more fights then that nigga. but do you have mad tats to verify your gangsta image Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted October 31, 2007 Author Share Posted October 31, 2007 i still know all the words to this song hahahaha damn http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fg0EflEk6zo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 no i dont fat ralhpy. i dont. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted October 31, 2007 Author Share Posted October 31, 2007 Crank Dat Weezy Wee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 countdown until this is closed by abc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted October 31, 2007 Author Share Posted October 31, 2007 yeah thats what i was thinking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 hopefully^ Bump PACKFM..that dude is on some real talk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 1 and 2 were funny. 3-7 was the same joke over and over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 6. Call him your Daddy. Forget the fact that he's not actually your Daddy. Forget the fact that the majority of people that call other men "daddy" are prostitutes. It's unimportant. This made me laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 lil wayne is the rapper eater.. dude put out 96 songs so far in 2007.. killen it.. If I write 100 books that doesn't make them worth reading... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 Where the fuck do you get off calling little Wayne the greatest rapper alive??? Holly shit that's funny! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 Damn, I'm glad I got out of all this mess before it got ugly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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