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nice.

 

 

my girlfriend is drunk and at a tom waits concert, i know this is true because she just called me while peeing in the bathroom and was like "is 4 long islands too much"

 

i told her it is right now, but it wont be when she gets home so keep drinking.

 

 

 

i dont think we're going to be making it to that halloween party.

 

 

maybe i should go without her and just come back when she gets back unable to move.

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well, i know she handles her alcohol like a champ, its just i told her to keep going.

 

 

and me personally, i dont drink too often, so 4 long islands would probably give me whiskey dick. if she keeps going through the next set im pretty sure she'll have whiskey vagina. no big deal though, we're still in the honeymoon period where i fuck the shit out of her constantly.

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well, i know she handles her alcohol like a champ, its just i told her to keep going.

 

 

and me personally, i dont drink too often, so 4 long islands would probably give me whiskey dick. if she keeps going through the next set im pretty sure she'll have whiskey vagina. no big deal though, we're still in the honeymoon period where i fuck the shit out of her constantly.

 

wow, this is the most hilarious fucking post ever

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