IOU Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted October 28, 2007 Author Share Posted October 28, 2007 I think the same amount of stuff happens to everyone. Just all my shitty luck hit at the same time. I think usually shit like this is paced out and not back-to-back. Or not. I have had people say to me in the past that bad shit is always happening to me. Maybe I bring it upon myself. It used to be that a lot of really awesome shit was always going on. Then something happened. And things haven't been as awesome lately. I think next week will be better. Or even tomorrow. Adventure is calling me. Adventure disguised as booze. I don't want a mean cat. I want a bunch of various sized super sweet cats. The extra-large sweet cat is a collector's item. Hard to come by. I don't think the chances of me coming across another one is very likely. When I get my own place, I will get a few kittens. Maybe three. That is something worth looking forward to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 this sparks for you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 bloodfart, you gotta post more pictures of your adventures while wearing 1977 orange trackshorts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 all I can think of is your cat...looking for you. I think one day you'll be reunited with your cat. I can feel it. i don't know why and i can't predict the future, but I just have this feeling like you cats magnetic pull is drawing closer to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nerkherder1 Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 im sorry you are having a bad month ms.bloody lady Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted October 28, 2007 Author Share Posted October 28, 2007 Along with living the rad life, adventures in orange track shorts are also a thing of the past. I smacked a ton of ass that night. And passed out with a Bling Bling Blue Raspberry MadDog bottle as a pillow. I don't even get to spend my Sundays like this anymore. I might go do this tonight. Because I do love a mustache. BBQ, not so much. But Civil War Era facial hair is one of my favorite hobbies. My friend is selling me this bike. As soon as I make it across town to pick it up. Then it is sooooo on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 mags!!!!!!! i haven't had mags since i was 13. they were white, on my hot pink kuwahara. i ate shit on that bike and cracked the top tube from the steer tube. i fucked my shoulder up on that one... bikes make me happy, i hope this one will start a good run for ya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceLeroy Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 drink you'll feel better! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted October 28, 2007 Author Share Posted October 28, 2007 My friend on the bike is some super amazing bike trickster dude. He blows my mind sometimes. I go to parties at his house from time to time. I always black out by the end of the night. And always get invited back. That makes a for good friend, in my book. I am going to drink tonight. I am sure I will cry over my cat. And life stresses. Like a little baby. Then I will kick my own ass for ruining my good time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stay bay wit it. Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 just think as though danger bounced. he misses you, but the life back home wasnt what he needed. it wasnt fulfilling. he wanted to travel, see the world. he didnt want to leave a note or tell you because he knew you wouldnt let him go. he loves and misses you with all his heart, but he HAD to do this, for himself. where he will end up......he doesnt know. but in the back of his mind he knows he will never return home. danger knows you will both be reunited in your next life. as brother wolves in alaska. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted October 28, 2007 Author Share Posted October 28, 2007 Not likely. You don't know Danger. He wasn't into walking around. He wasn't into exploration. He was into sitting on the couch and eating Doritos. He was into napping in the window. Walking slowly to the kitchen to eat a million times a day. Getting loved on. Being lazier than everyone else. I think the dudes did something horrible to him. Or have him hidden away somewhere else. Because they don't want me to have him. I hope he isn't in some stinky poor peoples' apartment. He would be so scared. I'm going to make posters saying I am offering a huge reward. Then after he is back in my arms, and the cat thief asks about the reward, I am going to kick them in the face for stealing my fancy handsome. And tell them the reward is that I am letting them keep their life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 i think you should go nab that bike whenever im down and everyone seems to be "gone" i go for a nice long bikeride across town i will send my cat to you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 theres really no words of encouragement i could give. seriously. cats usually have tendencies to stay around places they are fed. if danger doesnt come back in the next couple of days... then he prolly wont be back. im sorry. but ill definitely put forth good vibes that he will come back home. wish id met the guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted October 28, 2007 Author Share Posted October 28, 2007 I wish I had gotten him a week ago when I wanted to. Instead of letting them say their "good byes". I didn't know my mom was going to almost die. And would need them to watch him for another week. It's just bullshit. But thanks for the good vibes, dude. Honestly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 there's this one black cat with white markings that chills around my apartment, i always see him day and night, he's always walking around and inspecting shit the other day i was walking to this spot, and this wild cat was there, it looked like it was pregnant and was all scruffy and shit, it looked at me like i was some kind of an alien, just like i would look if i saw an alien in front of me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stay bay wit it. Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 well i guesss the name DANGER really suited him then. regardless you 2 will still be reunited as wolves in the next lifetime. trust, i have a 6th sense about these kind of things Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 ha... sorry to overlook yer mom's situation. i guess i got carried away with all yer bulletins concerning danger. hope she gets to feeling better with her situation and all. same for you. feel better. i know its hard having so many serious things pile up at once. but im sure things will progressively start to brighten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 you know it's funny, when it rains it pours they got money for wars, but can't feed the poor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 you know it's funny, when it rains it pours they got money for wars, but can't feed the poor best 2pac line EVER.... seriously....back when i had AOL in 96 that was the quote i used in my profile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 drink you'll feel better! this works for me but for some, itll just get em' more depressed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted October 28, 2007 Author Share Posted October 28, 2007 I just called my ex a few times to talk to him about it. He wouldn't answer my calls. So I went over to his apartment. He wouldn't answer the door. I thought he wasn't home. So I was going to go through the window to see if my cat was inside. My ex was inside. Probably with a girl. He started yelling at me for being crazy. And wouldn't let me come in to see if my cat was there or not. Being all secretive. I don't care if he was inside sexing with some chick. He thinks I do. He probably thinks I would try to fight her. In truth, I could care less. I am happy with my choice to move on. If I had wanted to still be with him and dealing with his shit, I would be. So my big brother went upstairs. My ex still said the cat wasn't there. I don't believe anything he says. Oh well. I am off to get drunk and make out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raw fish Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 blood fart can have my street cat rescue if it makes her feel better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 when i had an apartment my roommate kicked my cat to the curb for shitting on his towel 3 different times and my cat was also fond of unplugging his fan when he'd try to pass out on my couch in the 100 degree texas weather. i was pretty pissed off because i loved my kiki and i thought it was funny how my cat would just fuck with him nonstop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 Blood Fart I think you really need to move and start fresh somewhere. Cut all ties and just start new. Reinvent yourself somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 move to australia you know ive got a spare bed for you at my place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted October 29, 2007 Author Share Posted October 29, 2007 I don't think I will ever move from Austin. It's my home. My family is here and I can't be too far from my niece. She is my BFF. I have been all over the US and lived in many different cities. I love Austin the most. I just need to get a new circle of friends. And start something new with my life. This dude is my new favorite hobby. He's real good. His cats are sweet. I woke up to his chickens making noise and his cat licking my face. It was pretty radical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 Bloodfart, you need a cat like this.. That way no one is gonna fuck with it. Cheers.. To a better tomorrow.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 I hope you have the life you want and not what other people make you have. BTW, i am a loser who does not have any friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 Fuck.. Roky Erickson just played last night at the El Rey.. Fail... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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